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The Wow Effect.

The Mr. Limpy will have you "Wow"-ing every time you see it, touch it, wear it or find a way to play with it.
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Pros:
-Squishy
-Realistic-ish
-No scent
-Easy to clean
Cons:
-Flat balls
-Too pink
-Almost too squishy
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

I think the best thing the Mr. Limpy could be used for is to pack, which I would hope to be obvious. I spent the last few months testing this product so that I can tell you from personal experience, it is great for every day packing.

Without something to hold the packer in place though, the size and well, limpy-ness, of it can sure become a hassle.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

My very first impression when I opened the box was, "Wow!". It was so much bigger, so much pinker, and so much softer than I had expected. Once the Mr. Limpy is packed away inside your pants it does have a more realistic feel to it, and if you do it right it even can look realistic. The material attracts lint like crazy! However, it is so easy to clean. All I do is run it under some warm water and everything comes right off.

Within the first week of packing with it, I noticed it started turning the color of my jeans so I packed it away inside my underwear and the color changing stopped. I haven't been able to wash out the color, so I assume it absorbed deep into the toy itself.

The material is very squishy, in fact the first thing I was tempted to do (and may or may not have actually done) was to spin it around like a helicopter (which may or may not have been the funnest thing I'd done in a long time).

I never had the guts to taste the product, but I'd imagine it'd have a silicone taste if anything, though it really has no smell.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design itself was a little intimidating, considering how pink it actually is in person. However, the balls were extremely detailed. I was a bit surprised. I have to say I'm not a fan of the cut off balls in the back though. The flat look of balls is awkward and can be very uncomfortable unless packed JUST right.

At my size (5'5", 130lbs) the medium Mr. Limpy turned out to make me look like I'm packing a small child in my pants. My girlfriend and I tease that it's an elephant trunk.

Regardless, I still love to pack the Mr. Limpy because I feel like it overcompensates in areas a smaller Mr. Limpy could not. Sure it's like packing another leg in there but at least when I look down it shows off a bit which I feel like the smaller one just wouldn't do that as successfully.

The Mr. Limpy is not for everyone though, especially if you are looking for something that is realistic. This toy is FAR from realistic. Sure the balls even have what looks like pores for hairs and there's even some veins, but aside from it's bright pink-ness the Mr. Limpy is simply for packing, not for showing off.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

I think the best part about this toy is that it is so flexible (easier to pack any way you like), it doesn't retain any position you put it into (no matter how long it's held that way), and even though it's extremely squishy it still holds its' shape inside your pants giving it a more realistic look than when you hold it in your hand.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy is extremely easy to care for. I just keep it in the underwear drawer and when I am ready to use it I give it a very quick wash in some warm water. No need to even use soap, though I do for sanitary reasons.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy was packaged in a clear bag at the bottom of a plain brown shipping box. As if it was saying to me, "They have hundreds of me just lying around. I'm no big deal, they just grabbed me and threw me in a box to ship to you!". It didn't seem the most sanitary of things, but at the same time I honestly wasn't expecting anything more than what I got when I opened that shipping box. There were no instructions, the only thing I received in the box was the toy itself and my shipping information. I really think the toy is self explanatory and don't blame the company for not sending any "How To" tips, etc.
    • Discreet looking packaging

Personal comments

As a transgender (ftm) I really did a lot of research when looking for a packer. I have to say from personal experience that the Mr. Limpy is quite the way to go for a beginner or even one more experienced. I do think a harness would make it so much easier to use considering how floppy it is. For the price of this product though it is worth more than they charge!

Experience

My girlfriend loves when I pack with this Mr. Limpy. The "Wow" look it always gives her and she can't keep her hands off of me when I wear it!
Follow-up commentary
After using the Mr. Limpy for quite a few months now, I have to say I still enjoy its company. I have picked up a few tricks that help with the ease of the product:

-Wash, thoroughly dry, then use some baby powder (and by some I mean coat the entire thing a few times over) before packing to keep lint off for a few days longer.

-Use boxer briefs, they are tight enough to hold it up and the holes work perfectly for holding Mr. Limpy.

-Don't swing it around like a helicopter, it hurts when it hits you.


Other than those things, I can still say this product is great and I would fully recommend it to anyone who is looking to pack a small infant in their pants.
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Comments
  • Scorpionwally
    Scorpionwally  
    nice review
  • Upyourreviews
    Upyourreviews  
    Thanks for the review!
  • transboy
    transboy  
    Good review.
  • Isabel0329
    Isabel0329  
    Love my Mr Limpy but agree with what you said. Mine absorbed a bit of color when I left it in my SpareParts briefs too long, but ehhh it's not a huge issue of mine.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    gr
  • Gettinmymojoback
    Gettinmymojoback  
    great review
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the nice review!
  • ghalik
    ghalik  
    "...packing a small child in my pants..."

    Thanks for the great review.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    thnaxxxx a bunch!
  • jaykins
    jaykins  
    Just wanted to add a little side note : If you put baby powder on it before packing it keeps the lint and stuff off for about 2 days at a time. Super handy!
  • skeeterlynn
    skeeterlynn  
    Thank you for the review!
  • ginainohio78
    ginainohio78  
    thanks
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a good review.
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