There's a giant phallus staring at me from my coffee table!

Go for a smaller size unless you're big, or want to be really packing. I was sadly disappointed. Makes an interesting paperweight.
Published:
Pros:
Realistic balls
Cons:
Too big
Too squishy
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
For a toy described as "small" the Mr Limpy is startlingly large. The length does not include the balls, so it's actually about 6.5 inches. (It's worth noting for all the size queens out there, that this is bigger than the average erect bio penis.) Also, it's quite thick, and as a slender guy it was a bit incongruous.

It is soft and squeezable, but also very stretchy. After a little enthusiastic jumping around it started to tear very slightly at the top. The material definitely feels skin-like, but it's soft enough that just using it for packing will damage it fairly quickly.

Because of how stretchy it is, going commando with a harness will probably not be your best look. It didn't work with my harness, but my harness is a bit rubbish.

While Mr Limpy is not super realistic, it's okay, and I quite like the way the balls look (if we ignore that they're flat at the back.) The color though is very pasty, in a pinkish rather than skin colored hue.

It can be dusted with cornstarch to make it less sticky and less of a lint trap. But don't wash it with soap! That degrades the material. Once it has been cornstarch-ed liberally, it does feel quite nice to touch. Though it will get tacky with wear.

I've seen guys make an STP out of it, and that might help with how squishy and stretchy it is.

It was too large for me to get into my skinny jeans, which made it pretty much useless to me. If there's one time I wanna be sportin' a bulge, it's in my Levis.

The manufacturer describes it as a novelty item first and foremost, and that's definitely worth keeping in mind. Probably better for pranking your flat mate than packing in your pants.
Experience
I put it in my harness and watched it, well, hang. The weight of the thing stretched it out. Fun to jump around nude to rock music, but less so for actually wearing. After that first half hour, it took up residence on my coffee table to be randomly thrown at whatever flattie is deserving of a cock in the face.
Follow-up commentary
After abusing this for a little while, I sent it to a friend who used alcohol wipes on it and swears he doesn't mind that it went down the back of my couch. He's also a little concerned about how big it is, but a free packer is a free packer!
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My Mr. Limpy small tags
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
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Comments
  • badk1tty
    badk1tty  
    Congratulations on your first review. I'm sorry this didn't work out so well for you, but I can certainly see it being an amusing paper-weight.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Wow the balls DO seem realistic with stretching and all.
  • SkinFlute
    SkinFlute  
    great review!!
  • Sj83
    Sj83  
    thanks for reviewing
  • alex2371
    alex2371  
    great review
  • MJ7
    MJ7  
    haha thanks for the review, quite funny
  • smasmasma
    smasmasma  
    A very funny review! Thanks
  • Ambug
    Ambug  
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    ty
  • britanny0620
    britanny0620  
    Thanks for the review
  • rihanne
    rihanne  
    thanks.
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    It's funny how many mention this packer being a bit too big. I think I'm one of the few who think it might be too small in jeans
  • angstygoose
    angstygoose  
    thanks for the review, i was about to get myself this because it seemed the most affordable but i'll save up for something better
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