This Big Boy Makes My Valley Happy
Overall Happy Valley Big Boy is a great choice for the majority of users. If you like firm pressure and silicone, then this is for you. He is girthy, can be sterilized, and is safe for anal use. Don't count on the bullet wowing you anytime soon, though. Luckily that is something that can be fixed by simply using your own.Published: December 1, 2010
Pros:
Silicone, size
Cons:
Bullet is cheap
Happy Valley Big Boy is a medium sized dildo crafted from 100% silicone with a removable bullet. He has a flared base, making him safe for anal use and harness compatible. He is perfect for firm G Spot or P Spot stimulation.
This Big Boy is made of silicone, which is the safest material here at Edenfantasys (10/10 on the material safety guide). It is non porous and phthalate free. It's waterproof, can be sterilized, and can be shared with partners. Condoms should still be used if switching from vaginal to anal, or sharing in between cleaning.
Happy Valley is 6.5 inches long, with 6 inches insertable length and a diameter of 1.5 inches. This makes him a decent sized dildo. The head is curved slightly for G or P spot stimulation, and the silicone is very firm compared to other kinds that I have experienced. The top 2.5 inches of the shaft put a good amount of pressure on the desired area, making this great for those who need that firm pressure to climax. The lower half is more flexible due to it being hollowed out for the bullet. It has nice texture also; the head has a nice ridge that protrudes a bit to give you that popping feeling upon insertion.
The bullet is a small (2 inches long and 1/2 inch diameter) plastic bullet that seems to be cheaply made. It can be inserted into the base, but don't count on getting it out easily. It falls out of the base unless you lodge it in there, and then you will need a pair of needle nose pliers (or the like) in order to get it back out. It works better inside the base then out, as the silicone seems to intensify the vibrations a tad. It comes with its own watch batteries (N I believe?), but mine died after 20 minutes use of - if that. It has very low strength, but feels good if you get it in the right spot when using it on its own. It is also virtually silent so you won't need to worry about being heard. If you like mild vibrations that slowly fade and then die, this bullet is for you. Luckily it can be interchanged with one of your own- provided it will fit inside the base.
This guy can be cleaned with soap and warm water or toy cleaner. He does pick up lint easily so make sure to wipe him down before each use. Since he can be sterilized, I recommend throwing him in the dishwasher or boiling him once in a while to keep him at maximum cleanliness. Do not use silicone based lubes with this toy because they can break the material down and ruin it.
This toy is not discreet. Its size and realistic appearance make it quite obvious what it is. The packaging is a basic plastic so it's nothing special for storage, but you can keep this pretty much wherever you want to. Just be sure to keep it away from other silicone toys. If silicone is kept together it can break down.
This Big Boy is made of silicone, which is the safest material here at Edenfantasys (10/10 on the material safety guide). It is non porous and phthalate free. It's waterproof, can be sterilized, and can be shared with partners. Condoms should still be used if switching from vaginal to anal, or sharing in between cleaning.
Happy Valley is 6.5 inches long, with 6 inches insertable length and a diameter of 1.5 inches. This makes him a decent sized dildo. The head is curved slightly for G or P spot stimulation, and the silicone is very firm compared to other kinds that I have experienced. The top 2.5 inches of the shaft put a good amount of pressure on the desired area, making this great for those who need that firm pressure to climax. The lower half is more flexible due to it being hollowed out for the bullet. It has nice texture also; the head has a nice ridge that protrudes a bit to give you that popping feeling upon insertion.
The bullet is a small (2 inches long and 1/2 inch diameter) plastic bullet that seems to be cheaply made. It can be inserted into the base, but don't count on getting it out easily. It falls out of the base unless you lodge it in there, and then you will need a pair of needle nose pliers (or the like) in order to get it back out. It works better inside the base then out, as the silicone seems to intensify the vibrations a tad. It comes with its own watch batteries (N I believe?), but mine died after 20 minutes use of - if that. It has very low strength, but feels good if you get it in the right spot when using it on its own. It is also virtually silent so you won't need to worry about being heard. If you like mild vibrations that slowly fade and then die, this bullet is for you. Luckily it can be interchanged with one of your own- provided it will fit inside the base.
This guy can be cleaned with soap and warm water or toy cleaner. He does pick up lint easily so make sure to wipe him down before each use. Since he can be sterilized, I recommend throwing him in the dishwasher or boiling him once in a while to keep him at maximum cleanliness. Do not use silicone based lubes with this toy because they can break the material down and ruin it.
This toy is not discreet. Its size and realistic appearance make it quite obvious what it is. The packaging is a basic plastic so it's nothing special for storage, but you can keep this pretty much wherever you want to. Just be sure to keep it away from other silicone toys. If silicone is kept together it can break down.
Experience
I have mixed feelings about this dildo. I was so excited to get him, only to be disappointed by the cheap bullet he came with. Luckily that can be interchanged, and since Big Boy is made of silicone he gained extra points.
I enjoy using this guy but he is actually quite firm and I can't really thrust as hard as I'd like to with him.
I enjoy using this guy but he is actually quite firm and I can't really thrust as hard as I'd like to with him.
Follow-up commentary
8 months after original review
This toy proved to be too firm for me in the long run. The curve is great and the ridges feel good, but there is no flexibility in it whatsoever.
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Do these dildos have customized colors?
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Do they have customized colors?
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Very few sex toy companies do custom stuff, and unless I'm really missing something Eden doesn't have any options for custom-made items. Your best bet to find out for certain would be to check out the manufacturer's website or email them.
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I doubt it, unless you order several hundred of the same. Sometimes a manufacturer will do a custom exclusive color/style for a store.
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bigger big boy
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the happy valley big boy is great , but is there a big brother mountain cause if so, id like to climb it.
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You make me feel like a lazy mentor when you write reviews like this. There is nothing I can suggest, all the information is there, and what is more impressive is that you used the Standard format. You used the standard format to perfection, sometimes it can be hard to remember all the stuff needed in a review without the reminders that we get with extended, but you really had no problems and made one dang good review! Awesome job!
Thanks That makes me happy!
I love the firmness of Happy Valley's silicone. I'll have to check this one out, thanks for the review!
Great review! i want one!
Great review hun!
Good review.
I've had this guy on my wishlist for awhile. I'm quite taken with his size and curve! Might need him to replace one of my old cyberskins!
Too bad about the bullet. Good review.
Happy Valley uses 100% silicone, so you don't need to worry about it coming in contact with other 100% silicone, glass or metal toys.
Oh I think Im in love, just saw how cool this dildo looks in silver, WANT. great review
N batteries are not watch sized batteries (they're like midget AAs). I assume it's a single button bullet? One speed or more?
It's a single button, one speed bullet.
We love Happy Valley toys... and their company is just up the road from us! Good review!
Thanks!
Great review! This looks like our kind of fun!!
awesome.
Good review!
Great review!
Thanks for the heads up on the bullet. This looks like a very worthy purchase regardless.