This Rocket Ship Did Not Blast Off

Though this dildo looks kinda like a cool rocket ship, there isn't that much exciting about it. The shape didn't do much for me, and the suction cup didn't work at all.
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Pros
Cute, Mid-range Size, Ergonomic handle
Cons
Weak Suction, Too slender for me
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

This dildo can be used vaginally or anally due to the handle which acts as a flared base. There also is a suction cup for hands free action. This toy can be used in the shower, bath, or bedroom, pretty much anywhere you want to. The size is pretty non-intimidating but isn't excessively thin, so it is fine for beginners. People who like girth to their toys may be disappointed by this one. However, the handle of this dildo doesn't seem like it would fit any harnesses comfortably because of its unusual shape and size.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This material is firm but has some give. Eden lists it as being made of WTP, a specially formulated thermoplastic. It is odorless and body-safe with antibacterial properties.

It feels similar to silicone to me, just more textured. The texture isn't noticeable during use except it gives some drag. The first time I washed the toy however, it was coated in something that became slimy in water, so be sure to wash it before use. This texture could be for everyone as long as you have lube to go with it.
    • Flexible

Design / Shape / Size

This toy looks a lot like a rocket ship to me, especially sitting upright on my shelf. Its unique and cool. I can't figure out what the change in girth before the base is really supposed to do as far as sensations are concerned, because it didn't really do much for me.

The toy is 6 inches insertable and has a circumference of 5 inches or a diameter of 1.5 inches. It is pretty modest and should suit beginners on up.
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

This toy is awesome for a traditional, non-realistic dildo. The handle is the stand-out feature to me. It is funny looking, but it is super easy to get a grip on, even with lube. The shape of the toy did not add much sensation for me during use as the difference in size isn't all that much.

The suction cup however, the whole reason I bought this toy, does not work at all for me. It does not stick to any surface so far. Not tiles, not the wall, not my bedpost, not my desk, you get the picture. I have tried cleaning the surface, wetting the suction cup, and just about everything I can think of, but it still just falls down no matter what. It was disappointing to me for sure.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

Sinfive includes care instructions with this toy. They suggest just using warm water and mild soap to clean it. The material that the toy is made from is touted as being antibacterial and thus, Sinfive says no disinfection is necessary. Personally, I use anti-microbial or anti-biotic soaps when cleaning my non-silicone toys. The instructions also say no hot water nor any kind of washing machine.

EdenFantasys' material listing for WTP say that this material is compatible with all lubes except oil based. The instructions do not tell me what lube to use, so I err on the side of caution and use just water based.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I picked this toy specifically because I needed a suction cup toy to replace my icky old jelly (I think? maybe rubber? It just smells terrible) suction cup dong. This one was classy and cute, and I wouldn't feel bad about keeping it on my shelf instead of the toy box. I guess my search for the perfect suction cup dong continues.

Experience

I was so excited to unbox this toy. I opened it, washed it, and cleaned the suction cup and surface I wanted put it on. I stick it to the surface to do something else in the mean time, and it fell off! I wiped the toy off and tried to make it stick better but yet again, it falls off. Nothing I can do will make this toy stick.

But taking the suction cup off turns this toy into a plain dildo with a great handle. Those funny looking balls at the end of the toy did come in handy after all...
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  • Contributor: tigerkate
    How big is the toy?
    I would have also appreciated it if you had actually stated the material rather than guessing at it...
    But otherwise, good review! I'm sorry this wasn't a great toy for you and hopefully something else will tickle your fancy, so to speak
  • Contributor: That Man from Mars
    Too bad about the suction cup. I agree mention of size and what the material is would be great, but the review is pretty good none the less. Thank you.
  • Contributor: Angelica
    Thanks for the comments. I edited my review. Can't believe I forgot those details after having it open for days! I hope the added info about WTP and the size are helpful.
  • Contributor: Beck
    Thanks for the review, glad you edited and added the info. I have never even seen this toy before. Sounds interesting.
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  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for that honest review.
  • Contributor: DeliciousDrip
    ou lal la, it's pretty!! Thnkx for the review
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Mr. Bignuf here this time (above was Ms). THANKS for ALSO noticing this thing looks like an old Russian Rocket from the Moon Race 60's. My wife laughed at me when I said this!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!
  • Contributor: roskat
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: brevado
    Thanks for the review! I really want a good suction cup toy, but it sounds like it didn't work so well.
  • Contributor: dawnkye
    Thanks for the review!
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