Amor - strap-on dildo by Fun Factory - review by Owl Identified

From the moment I slid this pint-sized wonder out of its box, I was impressed. This is way before it ever got close to an O ring or an orifice. The Amor is not a braggart, and why should it be? Fun Factory's 100% high grade silicone "stubs" tend to speak for themselves. In fact, while turning it over in my hand to better inspect its weight and size, I happened to turn the Amor on its head. Imagine my surprise when I saw my mirror image crowd the circumference of the dildo's base. That's right, this one is so sleek and gorgeous that it is might just replace your compact; the base of this toy was projecting my image back clearly enough for me to see that my lipstick was smudged. See what I mean about being impressed before I even got my pants off? But don't retire the compact just yet, because you're going to want to keep the Amor around for other purposes.

As a girl that has been accused of having eyes bigger than her cunt, I was a little skeptical of its dimensions. However, after insertion, I found this was plenty big enough to satisfy me. Do not be deceived by its wide base, which makes the shaft seem smaller in comparison. Besides the size being a nearly perfect fit (I might have better liked something a bit bigger, but this is a matter of personal preference) I was impressed by the ingenious subtleties in the design. This dildo gives you more width where you need it, and less where you don't. The shaft narrows slightly near the base, which means that once inserted, you won't find the entire 1.5 inches stretching your inner labia and/or outer anus to absolute capacity. The toy becomes its widest between its tip and middle section, which creates a full feeling that doesn't leave you sore. This detail is not particularly striking upon first glance, but those with anatomy on the smaller side will instantly appreciate it once it's put into action.

The Amor's smooth and nearly uninterrupted upward curve and bulbed tip are great for G-spot stimulation. It is also just long enough that it can be successfully used to stimulate the P-spot. Size queens may find this one yawn-inducing, but for the rest of us, the size has plenty of benefits. For me, it means more room downstairs to use a variety of vibrators on my clit in conjunction with it. The size also makes the toy a great choice for intermediary anal enthusiasts. A step up from the Tantus Silk Small, but not quite as threatening to the tiny, puckered behind as Vixen's Racquel. The flared base of this dildo also makes it perfect for strapping on and pegging away with. In fact, it looks so gorgeous locked into my Aslan Jaguar that I'm convinced the Amor was made for it. I have never felt sexier while strapping, and I thank the sleek, modern silhouette of the dildo for that. I also know future partners may consider themselves blessed to be allowed to kneel before me and fellate this silky cock.

This is a no bullshit, straight-forward dildo, but do not mistake it for a mediocre one because of that. It is far from it. This cock is quality, and can last a lifetime with proper care. Proper care is, of course, about as painless as can be because it is 100% silicone. Bring a pot of water to a boil and drop the Amor in for a three minute bath, or just rinse it with warm water and soap. And because this toy is non-porous, you can afford to safely share it sans-condom with those you don't necessarily share a toothbrush with (as long as you clean it between uses). Perhaps the only downside to being made of silicone, is that this dildo tends to attract dust and lint. If you're not interested in having your Amor double as a Swiffer, just keep it in a Ziploc or even in the box it came it. It is a pretty enough box, after all.