Mr. Limpy large - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Lady Evyl

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Too big for my pants but best cock slapper ever!

Step right up ladies and germs to see the beast of our traveling freak show: the biggest limp dick ever, Mr. Limpy large. When you have reviewed toys for a long time, an original toy is a fun prospect. A limp dick, a chance to pack and pretend to be a dude for a day, sounded like fun. Alas the large size I got was on the HUMONGOUS side.
Published:
Pros:
squishy factor, the size of the balls
Cons:
way too big, molded to the size of an erect penis
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Experience
There is no way to wear this packer without a harness, it will fall out and down you pant leg. And smaller ringed harnesses could be a challenge: just shove the tip in and take advantage of the stretch factor to pull the shaft through. I wore it for 16 hours on a week day. Yes I went to work with it but I had on the longest T-shirt I own lol. I let it hang for the first few hours and after lunch it placed it up to the left. I was very self-aware of the big balls most of the day and of the shaft hanging down my leg in the morning. No wonder guys can’t stop thinking about sex all the time! When I went to the bathroom I LOVED the view of my cock hanging in the inside of the pant crotch, I had to go get my camera. I was impressed by how well the toy held my body heat. On my way home from work I like the feeling of a hot bundle in my pants, it was odd but cool. In the evening I was at home undressed cooking and at that point I did not feel it at all anymore. I was happy to remove the harness however at the end of the day.

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Follow-up commentary
I still like this packing dildo but Mr Limpy large has become a gag novelty exclusively. But joking around cock slapping.
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My Mr. Limpy large tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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Comments
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the info.
  • Brook4114
    Brook4114  
    thanks for the review.
  • Asher
    Asher  
    ty
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