Moulin rouge penis by Doc Johnson

I confess I don't always pay attention to every little detail in the product description when I'm checking out the toys online. Usually, I check out the picture, read the care guidelines, and get on with the good part, the testing.

So, of course, I was completely blown away when I got the Doc Johnson Vinyl Vengeance Moulin Rouge in the mail. Holy monster dildo, Batman, this is one big pink penis. The package says, "They're Tuff and Sexy just like you." Well I didn't feel so tough after I fucked myself silly with the Moulin Rouge.

My partner ooh'ed and aaah'ed over the size and flexibility, but I was secretly a bit intimidated. We had a good time getting all warmed up, but I knew I needed to loosen up so I'd be ready for this monster. Big pink is so smooth; he lubed up really well.

Nice and slick, I had to ease this baby in slow. Wow. Even though it was much larger than I usually go for, it felt good. It has a slightly firm jelly-like core with an even firmer coating on the outside. It's a good combination, providing the right amount of firmness with plenty of pliability and flex. Plus, it has a nice pronounced head with such a realistic feel; it's great for rubbing that ridge in and out. Vinyl Vengeance had his way with me, and I took it like a champ.

The coolest thing about the Moulin Rouge penis is that the material, which is called "TPR" on the package, is non-toxic, anti-bacterial, and latex and cadmium free. [Editor's Note: EdenFantasys.com lists the Moulin Rouge as being made of Sil-a-Gel, which has the same properties as described here.] I didn't even know you could get these qualities outside of a silicone toy. Plus, unlike a silicone toy, it's compatible with silicone lube. Of course, since it's anti-bacterial, that means it can be easily cleaned with soap and hot water. And this heavy bugger stands up on his own too.