Vamp - dildo by Tantus - review by Sammi

I love vampires. I always have. But I’m not a Twilight fan by any means (I haven’t even made it through the first movie, much less the books). I prefer my vampires a little more sophisticated, like the ones in True Blood. So when I got the Vamp dildo from Tantus, I had other visions running through my head.

The Vamp came packaged in a see-through plastic box, with red accents. It is held in place by plastic inside. The box states that it is 100% made by hand in the USA.

When I took it out of the box, I was mesmerized by the look of it. The Vamp is a beautiful creamy, pearly white, infused with iridescent sparkles all over. From its realistic tip to its lightly veined shaft to its harness-compatible base, it shines and shimmers when turned in the light. It is soft and a bit squishy, and incredibly flexible. It’s fun to just hold and play with, watching it sparkle, but it has other, much better uses.

The Vamp is 6 3/4" long, with 6 1/4" insertable. It has a diameter of 1 1/2", so it’s not too large and not too small. The flat base is about 2 1/2" in diameter, making this dildo O-ring harness compatible, as well as safe for anal play. It’s also a good choice to practice deep-throating with, since it flexes so much.

The Vamp is made of 100% ultra-premium platinum silicone, so it’s hygienic, hypoallergenic, phthalates-free, and latex-free. It is also odorless and tasteless. It can be cleaned by washing with antibacterial soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner. It can also be boiled, cleaned with a bleach solution, or run through the dishwasher in the top rack.

Only water-based lubricants should be used. Just a little bit of lubricant will make the Vamp slick and ready for play. If you plan on sharing your Vamp, a condom should be used.

The Vamp works well vaginally. I found its base easy to hold on to while thrusting, and its flexibility made it comfortable to use. My husband found the base easy to hold on to as well, although he prefers a base that’s a bit wider and thicker. I also found that, although it’s flexible, it seemed to hit in the right spot internally for me to orgasm.

Is it reminiscent of a vampire’s penis? Does Bill Compton or Eric Northman look like this? I don’t know, but it’s fun to imagine they do, and this belongs to them. I’ll be Sookie Stackhouse to this Vamp any day.