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Unimpressed

This is just not that great of a toy. Period. It doesn't give you variation, intensity, or an orgasm. Plus, the number of times you need to wash it make you want to throw it in the garbage just from pure annoyance. I wouldn't recommend it to beginners, experienced, or otherwise, unless you want to give it to someone as a joke.
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Pros
- 10 inches, for those who like it big
Cons
- Too big for some
- High-maintenance material
- Weak vibration
- Not much variation in modes
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Personally, I don't think this is a toy meant to be played with by beginners or the more experienced. There are too many issues with the controls and the material, and it is too high maintenance to be seriously considered as a regular sex toy. The vibration is weak, so stimulation is incredibly limited. When I used it, I didn't feel much of anything except something large and somewhat uncomfortable in my lady bits. In fact, I had to do all the work myself to reach orgasm.

The material and design give it a bouncing quality that makes its huge veins and giant size seem overly silly. I could only recommend this product as a gag gift or something to gawk at during a bachelorette party. I will explain why in the next couple of sections.
    • Gag gift
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party

Material / Texture

The texture of the vibrator is veined, perhaps overly much, on the top and smooth on the underside. The flexibility is impressive, but the only use I can imagine for it is to bend the excess part you can't fit and place it onto your clit for additional stimulation. When holding it regularly, the flexibility makes the vibrator very bouncy.

I wasn't really a fan of the material. It's called Sil-a-Gel and it has kind of a rubbery texture (and smell, which is pretty awful) to it. Although it was very flexible (see photo below), felt fairly smooth, and didn't chafe at all (as long as a bit of lube was applied), it was more trouble than it was worth. Every surface you set it on will attract all kinds of dust, hair, etc., to the Sil-a-Gel (and the entire vibrator is covered in the material). I set it on the bed sheet for a moment and it was covered with fibers and dust. I had to wash it right before I used it and I couldn't put it down before using because it would get dirty. It was a pretty big turn-off, walking around like a goof, holding this huge bouncing dildo, to make sure it wouldn't get dirty before I used it.

flex front back
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The vibrator is 10 inches long with a cord which attaches to the remote. From my experience with it, only about 6 - 7 inches of the vibrator were insertable; the rest of it was kind of superfluous. I did mention before that the flexibility of the material, however, allows you to use that extra few inches on your clit if you so wish. It didn't do much for me, but then neither did the vibrator as a whole.

The girth of the dong is very respectable, but a little big for some. For beginners, I think this vibrator would be a little overkill and possibly even scary. The shape is somewhat realistic, or at least it tries to be. The veins were rather big and seemed a little silly to me, but that was their attempt at realistic texture. I didn't feel much of a difference. The head feels nice but allows for almost no vibration to be felt through it, which was very disappointing.

To sum up: This thing is BIG... but then, size isn't everything.

girth
    • Not discreet looking

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is controlled by a remote attached by a cord. There is ample length between the two, so you shouldn't have any issues there. The issue may be the controls on the remote. The top control is labelled "MODE" and the bottom "ON/OFF," so naturally I clicked the bottom button first. It turned on the lowest setting vibration first, but when I clicked "MODE" nothing happened. When I clicked the bottom button again, it switched modes/functions. I went through the four modes it offered, all of which simply increased in intensity of vibration (not much else for variation), and then it turned off. I thought by having a mode button it defeated the concept of having to run through a set of functions and then turn off to get back to the original mode, but this was not the case, as the mode button didn't work. This could very well have been a manufacturing problem, in which case I would be fine with the way the remote typically works.

The vibration is not that strong, even on the highest setting. They are supposed to be able to be felt throughout the shaft, but I only felt them in about 5 inches of the shaft, and very weakly. This could have been due to the material being too thick, but it was very frustrating to barely be able to feel a vibration when I really needed one.

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    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Washing the vibrator is easy; simply run it under warm water and wash with a bit of soap. The reason it's annoying is that you must wash it before and after using it, so it's not a toy you can really use if you want to be spontaneous, unless you want to pause the action to wash the dong. This toy takes careful planning, so be prepared to do a lot of running to the bathroom to rinse. Also, don't put it down on any surface immediately before use or you will need to wash it again, lest dust, hair, and fibers go into places they shouldn't.

It can be stored in a plastic bag (a very large one) or in its original packaging. Regardless of where or how you store it, you will still need to wash it before and after use.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

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    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
To be perfectly honest, the first time I used this toy was the last. I don't like the material and I don't think it's worth another go-around when there is that big of an issue (no pun intended).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    What a shame this was such a dud for you, but your review was great, thanks!
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