Up for a LITTLE fun?Since it falls into my beloved "under $20 category," I have to pay the Neptune's Penis its dues. The strong vibration and smooth durable waterproof housing is perfect for any curious person in need of a cheap date. If only the knob was a little better...
Cheap and strong.
You're getting what you pay for.
I would highly recommend this tool to any snug novice not ready to commit to an expensive oversized vibrator. The Neptune is also a great way for anyone to get warmed up for the real thing. The motor is located at the tip of the slim shaft, which helps this powerful little guy get into those hard to reach places.
I was surprised when I opened the package to find a very very hard piece of plastic. For being made of jelly (PVC) this machine is not at all jelly-like. But don't get me wrong! Even though it is hard and veined, the overall texture is smooth, so it is still quite comfortable.
Because of its less than grand stature, the vibrator leaves very little room for a grip. The slippery cap to the battery compartment often becomes the handle and therefore you run the risk of losing power in the middle of a session.
Unfortunately for the manufacturer and me, the dial controller for the vibrator broke almost immediately after our first use. The dial no longer goes through its gradient of variable intensity, it just skips straight to full on (and its strong!). I hate to condemn the sale of this product over just one faulty controller but if I'm writing an honest review, this is the way it has to be.
Even though the hardness of this product is much like other nonporous materials, it is made of PVC. IT CAN NOT BE STERILIZED. So please, for the safety of you and your partner, if you are sharing this toy or going anywhere near your back door, put a jacket on it! Although this product is waterproof, be careful of getting water into the controller; the mechanical parts are metal and they will rust.
Even though the dial broke, my partner and I still have a lot of fun playing with this little Hercules. She enjoys using it to dilate herself so that initial insertion is more comfortable. We also like to do DP with it because of its modest girth and safe insertable length. I highly recommend this vibrator to any one looking for a cheap new toy!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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