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Very "Dick"timidating...

This toy is worth getting for a gag gift, or for use if you enjoy the larger size. I hadn't thought it would be quite so large, and would still be useful with my harness, but it sadly does not fit in the one I have. For me, the excitement comes only from intimidating my friends with the size.
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Pros:
Very filling, Realistic, Easy to clean
Cons:
Too large for some, strong odor
Rating by reviewer:
2
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Use

Honestly? You have to really prefer them big to enjoy this one. My personal use? Intimidating my friends with this MASSIVE, yes massive, addition to my collection.

This toy's best occasion is going to be as a great party gag gift at a party or anytime joke on your friends.

Though I won't say there aren't people out there who actually would enjoy this toy as use with a partner for gender play or for solo use as well. It's large which is a bit scary, and again, to be honest, it doesn't quite "fit" everyone.

I would say use caution with this no matter what you use it for. Even at a party. You wouldn't want the receiver of the gift to chuck this thing at your head or anything. If using for actual stimulation, just take your time and use that lube!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
    • Party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Large size
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginally

Material / Texture

Ok, the color is definitely unrealistic, unless you like guys with blue balls. The texture is very good, more realistic than some you find out there. Fairly smooth. The problem with it? It has that "rubber toy" smell. You know, the one where you wrinkle your nose and try to clean the scent away, but it just NEVER dies off? Ya, that one!

It's got a good firmness, yet is flexible. Just that scent that could turn some off of this toy.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design is great if you are looking for something on the larger scale. It does depict a realistic looking "piece".

I would NOT suggest this toy to an average user; it is more for the advanced toy users.

It would not be a good one for travel at all. The size is the issue; it would really just be too obvious in my opinion.

As for what it's supposed to do? Well it is supposed to penetrate. If you want to know how it worked for me, well let's just say I'm not the right fit for this particular toy. It is just too large for me. If the head of it was the same size as the shaft, it may not have been an issue.
    • Advanced
    • Large
    • Realistic

Performance

I think it would be compatible with SOME harnesses if you have an attachment for a large piece.

The best part about this toy, the shocking looks you get from your friends when you show them your collection! Really, it's just too big for my tastes. That doesn't mean there aren't people who would think otherwise, but since this is my personal opinion, it's just too intimidating.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

You will probably want to keep it stored in its original packaging. This will help keep the scent off your other toys in the toy chest. If you prefer not to, a large drawstring pouch of some sort may work just as well.

As it's made with PVC it is compatible with silicone or water based lubricants and is easy to clean.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
Still way too intimidating a size for me. Remember, this one isn't for the faint of heart. Well, you know what I mean. If you can't take it big, don't take this home.
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Comments
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    helpful review
  • Dixiemomma
    Dixiemomma  
    size? material? cleaning?
  • Luca77
    Luca77  
    Not as detailed a review as I would like to see. Though the smell is a killer for me so thanks for that.
  • Arlinnae
    Arlinnae  
    Thanks for the info!
  • 99devildog
    99devildog  
    Thanks for the review!
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Thanks for the review!
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