Vicky Venus red white marbled by Fun Factory

It wasn't until I'd pulled the Vicky Venus Red White Marbled out of its box that I solved the mystery of its strange curves and bulges. I inspected the smooth and squishy silicone for imperfections and discovered an intentional dimple. And then it dawned on me; it was a belly-button.

Unfortunately, the photos on the EdenFantasys website, coupled with the disorienting red and white marbled coloration, just don't do the Vicky Venus justice. In person, the Vicky Venus quickly reveals itself to be a woman, naked and with her arms stretched above her head.

With the exception of the bottom of the flared base, the Vicky Venus dildo has a matte finish. It's not slick and glossy. As my wife put it when she first picked it up, it feels like a real penis.

And then she said, "So she's going to dive into my vagina?" I hadn't yet leapt to that.

After my wife's first orgasm for the evening had somewhat subsided, I thought we'd take the Vicky Venus out for a test run. I pulled her up into a kneeling position, and as I rimmed her, I slowly slid the dildo into her vagina. The widely flared base made manipulating the dildo easy, and I turned it so that Vicky's breasts would stimulate my wife's g-spot.

My wife has generally been disinterested in conventional dildos because she much prefers clitoral stimulation to vaginal stimulation. We were both pretty surprised at the tremendous effect the Vicky Venus had on her. Because of the bulges and contours of this dildo, thrusting really has to be done gently. Afterwards, she told me that she not only felt a lot of stimulation vaginally but also in her clit.

This time, Vicky didn't take my wife all the way to her orgasm. She was too impatient to turn the tables on me. With my wife rolled over, and a very generous amount of lube and patience, Vicky made herself at home in my ass. I'm only moderately experience in anal play, but the soft texture of the dildo made entry relatively easy.

I was already pretty worked up at this point, so it didn't take me too much longer to reach my orgasm. But I'm tempted to say the orgasm may have been in spite of the Vicky Venus rather than owing to it.

My wife's initially favorable impressions of the dildo changed the next night when I once again subjected her to some intense rimming and vaginal play. Much like our impressions of the Screwtime Probe, the Vicky Venus was pleasantly overwhelming. Emphasis on overwhelming. The contours and bulges of this toy were simply too much for the pair of us. She ultimately stopped me before she reached her orgasm, saying she just couldn't handle any more.

Clean up was easy with a little anti-bacterial soap. And I discovered that the wide base acts as a pretty effective suction cup. Each time I set the wet toy on the bathroom counter, it attached itself quite ferociously to the surface.

If you look for texture and contour in your toys, the Vicky Venus is probably a great choice for you. It's versatile and very well made, but it was too much for us.