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I know dicks, and the Mr Limpy XS is my favorite choice for a soft packing cock. It is inexpensive (you won't find a cheaper commercial alternative) and is very realistic for the price. It fits well in tighter fitting briefs, or can be packed with a soft packing harness such as one of the SpareParts Pete harnesses. All in all, this is a great, inexpensive packing choice for anyone who wants a bulge.
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Pros
Inexpensive
Very realistic
Cons
Requires nightly cleaning and care
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Mr. Limpy XS is a great standard packer for transmen or other people who want to create a bulge. It is easily placed into tighter fitting briefs, or can be used with a packing harness. This packer is not to be used for sexual activity. It is essentially simply a flaccid dick. Some transmen have had luck modifying the Mr. Limpy to be use as a stand to pee device as well.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy feels very, very real. It is slightly squishier than a bio-penis, but is a very suitable alternative for thirteen dollars. It does need to be regularly dusted in corn starch to reduce the stickiness of the material, but this is a very easy and low cost maintenance routine that will need to be done with pretty much any packer. I have never noticed an odor with the Mr Limpy.
    • No odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Mr Limpy XS is often viewed as the most realistically sized packer on the market. Most transmen or otherwise female bodied people want a somewhat proportionally sized penis (and if you don't, I'd recommend the medium or large size) and this tends to fit the bill. The small size is somewhat larger, but will likely create a somewhat disproportionate bulge for the average person under 5'10 or so. At 5'7, this dick leaves me with a bulge that is very appropriate, I would worry that any larger dick size would make it look like I was a little too excited, if you catch my drift. However, if you want a larger penis size (and who can blame you?) but still want to be somewhat proportionate, I recommend the small size. If you have a petite frame it may look like you have a bit of an erection, but most people will simply look like they are particularly well endowed.
    • Realistic

Performance

The Mr. Limpy XS does its job very well. It sits wells and has never "migrated" on me. I find that it produces a very satisfactory bulge and I've never had any problems with it. It does tend to get a little tacky by the end of the day, but this is easily fixed by putting it into a bag of corn starch at night.

    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The Mr Limpy XS needs to be washed after use to prevent any buildup of bacteria. Let it dry, and then dust it with corn starch before going to bed, and Mr. Limpy will be soft and supple again the next day! As a lower end packer, the Mr. Limpy may not last indefinitely, but I've had mine for close to a year and it is still holding up perfectly fine. As long as you treat it well, the minimal investment that goes into the Mr Limpy will serve you very well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
The Mr. Limpy is a low-cost packer, it's not meant to last forever. However, mine has been holding up pretty well! I do wash mine regularly and keep it taken care of and it's been treating me well. I have had no problems with durability issues or anything else, for that matter.
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