9" ballsy super cock - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by BlackxxxRose

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Watch out, it's Super Cock!

Saying this monster of a toy is big is an understatement. It will intimidate even the most advanced user. The design allows for multiple uses and the multiple functions in vibrations are very satisfying. Don't be afraid though, this toy will not harm you. It's here to show you the ways of the size queen.
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Pros:
Easy controls, great function variety
Cons:
Intimidating size, dirt magnet
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The 9" ballsy super cock is a whopper of a toy. It's veiny and looks like a pulsating cock. Due to the size of this vibrator it would be better suited to size queens or people with no pelvic bones. The name does not lie though; it is truly a super toy. It can be safely used vaginally or anally. The head is hard enough to accomplish g-spot and p-spot stimulation. Just be sure to insert this toy with caution. My first time inserting this toy anally I stretched myself out. I still have not accomplished vaginal insertion with this super cock and doubt I'll ever be able to. Once inserted, the vibrations and functions definitely live up to its super name though.


This super cock would make for an excellent gag gift. It's so huge and unrealistic looking that it would be sure to be the life of the party and attract a few giggles and snickers. The shaft is enormously long and the balls are tiny in comparison. Once you get it away from the party to play with alone, you won't be giggling for much longer. After enjoying the satisfying variety of functions with this super hero the only noises you'll be making will be moans for more.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This monster cock is made of sil-a-gel. It has that new rubber smell and tastes like fresh plastic. Even with the ridgy veins, the sil-a-gel feels touchably smooth and easily glides against the skin with a small amount of lube. The head is completely smooth and allows for easier penetration. This makes g-spot and p-spot stimulation easier by providing a firmer surface area. The texture and material of this whopper can be enjoyed by beginner and advanced users.

Material:Sil-a-Gel
Texture: Veined
Safety features: Anti-bacterial property / Latex free / Phthalates free
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    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The super cock is a veined, sil-a-gel intimidater. The 6"+ long shaft is large and attention grabbing. It is designed to be realistic but looks more like a cheesy reproduction of a realistic dildo. I liked the cheesiness and size of this toy though. I'm a web cam and fetish model and this whopper impressed a majority of my fans. Unfortunately, because this toy is so large I cannot use it vaginally because it just won't fit. I was able to use it anally and was very impressed.


The size of this vibrator is not to be taken lightly or used by the faint of heart. It's VERY large in every aspect. The insertable portion of this toy is over 7" and the girth of this toy is 2". Needless to say, it is far from discreet or travel friendly and shouldn't be used for those who are smaller sized or inexperienced. It would make a great weapon against an intruder though, as I imagine it can be quiet deadly if smacked hard enough against someone's head.


Length: 9"
Insertable length: 7 1/4"
Circumference: 6 1/2"
Diameter: 2"
Weight: 1.5 lb
    • Big
    • Not discreet

Functions / Performance / Controls

I was very impressed with all of the functions on this vibrator. The controls are located on a remote that connects through a jack (like with headphones) to a wire at the base of the vibrator underneath the balls. I found the different speeds and variety of functions quite satisfying and especially liked that the light on the remote lit up according to each setting. The controls were very easy to operate using the remote and even on the highest vibration setting it was still very quiet. Because this toy operates with a detachable remote it is not waterproof.


Functions: Pulsating / Surging / Vibrating

Special Features: Multifunction/Realistic design

Control type: Control pack

Powered by: 3 AAA batteries stored in the remote
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

The ballsy super cock is made of sil-a-gel and can be cleaned by washing with warm water and soap or toy cleaner. It is semi-porous though so it is recommended to use with a condom. It can be stored in a cool, dry place but the material attracts dirt and lint easily so you'll want to wash this toy before and after each use. Water and silicone lubricants are safe to use with this vibrator.
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This enormous, super cock came in a standard, clear plastic case. There were minimal picture or directions on the back of the case. The material and a basic description of the toy were written in several different languages above the picture directions. The plastic case and cardboard directions are recyclable.


The clear plastic case would add humor if used as a gift box when giving this vibrator as a gag gift.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I'm far from a size queen, but I really enjoyed this as an anal toy. Vaginal penetration with this vibrator was impossible for me but I enjoyed it as an anal toy. With some patience and practice it can be a very enjoyable toy and the variety in settings ensures that you'll never get bored.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this toy. It's large and I'm still learning new ways to use it, but it still gets used regularly. It's definitely been an interesting addition to my collection. This is a size queen's dream and I'd recommend it to anyone looking to completely fill their holes.
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  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    "dirt magnet" ew.
  • Allison.Wilder
    Allison.Wilder  
    Thanks for the review!
  • poetprincess
    poetprincess  
    good review. thanks..
  • altheasmarnella
    altheasmarnella  
    haha, nice review...sounds comical
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