Welcome the Mr. Semi-Large

Fairly bog-standard packer, will provide the bulge you need for little money and makes a good first packer for slightly taller people.
If you have a few extra bucks to spend, it is well worth taking a look at the Mr. Right, a more expensive but less pink packer that is also a slightly firmer texture.
Published:
Pros:
Cheap
Realistic
Cons:
Sticky
Pink
Stretchy
Smells plasticky
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Mr. Limpy Small from Fleshlight is a packer that can be used to bulk out the front of your pants to create a typical male bulge. It is made from Superskin and is designed to look exactly like a penis and balls. I found it to be an alright packer but tend to rely on his little brother, the extra small for packing purposes.

This was the first packer I got, and as I was feeling a little less confident about myself, ignored friends' recommendations to get the extra small (which I later bought).

It's possible to use him for other purposes; he can be adapted to make a stand-to-pee device, and I have taken it to demonstrate packers in meetings/trans* awareness training.

I rarely pack these days and I tend to use the extra small when I do, simply because it has nicer balls and is smaller than this one. Of course, now that I don't pack with the small, it's prime purpose is to be flung about. It can stretch to a couple of feet long and sticks to almost anything, itself included. Whilst this is neither sexual nor functional (although, if you are into cock-slapping, maybe it could be), it is a hell of a lot of fun.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Bulge

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy is made of Superskin, a latex-, silicone- and pthalate-free polymer that can be used with water-based lubricants. However, the Mr. Limpy is not strictly speaking a sex toy and is too soft to be used for penetration, so I've yet to use any lubricant with it.

It's quite soft and smooth, and is textured alot like the skin on a flaccid penis. It has a uniform texture all through with a veined, wrinkled surface; there are no changes in consistency for the head, center of the shaft or in the balls, but as long as no one is examining you too closely it shouldn't matter. The shaft never goes completely limp, but is more like a very floppy semi-erection; it needs relatively tight underwear to pin it flat to my body more like an actual penis.

There is one bonus to the use of Superskin, and that is that the packer warms up with your body and can then maintain this temperature after being removed, so it feels like a real penis. A sticky, squishy penis.

The material has a slight smell which rarely bothers me, and no real taste.

Three main drawbacks:
1. It is sticky. Very sticky. I coat mine in corn starch before I use it, but it still picks up lint, etc.
I will be honest; it can pull on your pubes as you remove it. It's that sticky.
2. He's very stretchy - think those gooey frogs you got in party bags as a kid.
3. It doesn't let any moisture out. This is fairly unhealthy and creates a warm damp environment perfect for thrush; one thing I often do is wear a pair of boxers underneath as well as over it and I often dust it with a little anti-fungal powder along with the corn starch.
    • Harness compatible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Whilst the Mr. Limpy I bought was also available in "coffee" and "chocolate," we're now limited to the one I ended up with: a rather lucid, uniform pink. The good news is that the colour fades and goes slightly grey over time, which detracts from its fluorescent quality. Not good for people with darker skin, or indeed, anyone who's normal skin colour isn't "fuchsia".

In terms of shape, this guy is brilliantly realistic except for the balls, which are a little small and flat, especially compared to the cute little pair on the extra small. They appear as though the skin on them is slightly tight, and are completely symmetrical unlike real testicles.

Unfortunately, you are compelled to be circumcised with this and many other packers including the entire Mr. Limpy line. This may be considered the norm depending on where you are, but here in the UK it's quite unusual to have a semi-erect, pink, circumcised wang.

That brings me round to the size of the thing. A five inch flaccid member is not small. If I were a slightly bigger/taller guy, perhaps I could pull it off, but I'm 5'6" and it looks massive. It also has the tendency to sneak its way down one leg if you dare to wear briefs with it. All the Mr. Limpys are 4" in girth, fine in proportion to the smaller lengths, but a little slim for the large. The balls hang down about 2.5" from the shaft and are about 1.75" thick at their widest point, a fairly standard size.

Length of penis: 5"
Girth of penis: 4"
Diameter of penis: 1.27"
Balls hang down: 2.5" from base of shaft
Balls are: 2.75" across widest point, 1.65" thick from back of packer to highest point when laid flat on a surface with the penis and balls facing up.

This, coupled with the fact that it's somewhat erect all of the time draws a lot of attention to your oversized member which means I no longer use this to pack.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Performance

Whilst the Mr. Limpy can be used with a harness (the best one to use is the harness designed for the Mr. Right, as this allows the balls to hang properly and for the member to be closer to its flaccid doppelganger, the real penis), I find tightish underwear to be good enough at keeping it in place, with occasional adjustments.
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The whole sticking to the pubic hair thing though is not good and can pull whilst you walk, so be sure to use lots of corn starch or wear a pair of underwear underneath it. This will also help to soak up some of your natural discharge.
    • No harness needed

Care and Maintenance

This packer is very difficult to clean! I've tried wipes, toy cleaner, shower gel. What works best is to scrub it with soap under warm water, dry it with cotton wool pads and then immediately dust it with corn starch to prevent it getting dirty again too quickly.

Remember to clean between uses, because that thing is potentially going to be touching your genitals for extended periods of time. Do not use boiling water to sterilize the Mr. Limpy as he will most likely melt before your eyes. Instead, a mild disinfectant or anti-bacterial soap should be used when washing him.

I tend to store it in a plastic sandwich bag to prevent it coming into contact with dirt, to which it adheres as though it's going out of fashion. A bright pink penis is bad enough, but a grey one with bits of fluff hanging off of it is a step too far.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

This packer came in a plastic bag like the ones that contain small children's toys, in a fairly strong envelope in the post. This is not very subtle as it's completely see through, but it sure cuts down on packaging costs.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Go for the extra small if you're under about 5'8". It has nicer balls. Also, if pulling your pants down to go to the toilet, watch he doesn't roll out and make his way into the next cubicle; this has happened to me before and leads to much awkwardness. Similarly, do try not to leave him behind in a bathroom if you take him out.
    • Big
    • Packer
    • Sticky
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  • aliceinthehole
    aliceinthehole  
    hmm... looks like your pics didnt show up. you can still go back and edit this. great job!
  • meezerosity
    meezerosity  
    Great review! I just got this packer today and I am somewhat underwhelmed but for the price it can't be beat. It's a great place to start as far as packers go or if you're on a lower budget. I agree it is sticky and shocklingly pink but I've heard the color fades with age.
  • caseyb
    caseyb  
    hahah i never knew they made things like this i guess for drag kings? i know a cpl guys who could stand to use one. Teehee!
  • SkinFlute
    SkinFlute  
    great review!
  • Loriandhubby
    Loriandhubby  
    great review. thank you so much.
  • Thomas90
    Thomas90  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Equae
    Equae  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • icelandia
    icelandia  
    cool review
  • Gluesnffr
    Gluesnffr  
    thanks for the review
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    thanks for reviewing
  • SumFun75
    SumFun75  
    thanks
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    Storing in a plastic baggie after dusting with corn starch is a good suggestion. That's what I do with mine
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