Smooth double header - double ended dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Nessa

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What The Hell Was I Thinking?

Don't waste your money. Maybe good for a laugh or to have out during a party, but that's really about it. It isn't exciting, and should honestly just be avoided. If you don't mind being over a foot away from your lover when using it, then go for it.
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Pros:
Girth, Price
Cons:
Size, Material, Color, length,
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The intended use for the 18" double dong dildo is really up to the buyer; I personally bought it for extra handle. I sometimes find that normal dildos don't always have longer bottoms for holding on to when using it. That's when buying double dongs is helpful.

Although, it can be used during lesbian play and some anal play as long as someone is holding on to the opposite end. You would not be able to perform anal sex on your own with this toy, only because it doesn't have a base nor is it stiff enough. The "double dong" dildo also makes a really good gag gift for some laughs as it is freakishly large. I would think that this dong is even too large to travel.

I went over and beyond with this toy; this is my second double dildo. The first dildo was a reflective gel smooth double dong by the same makers of this monastery beast. But I got the reflective double dong in 12" and I already thought that was large. I recieved this, and when I compared it to the 12" dildo it looked like a child's toy.

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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

Double header is made of rubber, which isn't too safe for the body. When using this dildo you should ALWAYS use a condom with it; especially when sharing. It's a porous material, however it has exceptional wear-resistance and an extremely long lifetime. Always using a condom will prolong the life of the dildo.

The double-dong dildo does have a smell; It's quite a strong rubber smell, like a brand new ball that you have to blow up at home. Its God awful, it does take about 3 days for the smell to die down and become less noticeable. The double header would not be ideal for someone who is sensitive to smell.

Basic shape of the double header is realistic, but the length is not. Unless you have sex with a horse. The head isn't too bulbous, and it does have a nice texture. However, this texture isn't felt during use. It doesn't feel realistic; it's too limp and sticky feeling. Have you ever touched a door handle after a child that was eating a lollipop or ice pop that had dripped all over it? That sticky, nasty feeling - that's what this dong feels like to me.

It can collect dust just like a lint roller, so be careful where you place it. Make sure you wash it before and after each use. You can clean it with mild soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner and wipe it down with a dry cloth. Although, there aren't pouches made (That I know of) for double dongs. You should keep the package and reuse it as storage.

Rubber isn't the best of materials. I would keep it stored away from other toys so that it doesn't react with the other materials. You can use the double header with water, and silicone lube. You can take it into the shower or bathtub with you, but like I said before, use a condom!


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    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The double header is like a dildo on steroids. It's freakishly large, almost longer than my arm. The double header is 18 inches long and 4.75 inches in girth. It actually weighs about a pound and a half. This isn't a beginner's toy - as a beginner it was far to much for me. I just didn't know what to do with it. The length of it makes it hard to coordinate. You kind of have this large, black, sticky dick flopping around. (HA-HA)

This toy isn't remotely discreet whatsoever; it's as discreet as someone walking ass naked into a busy Wal-Mart! You can't go about as far as next room with this before someone sees it. You can't take it on trips; you have NO WAY of safely storing it. No way of packing it up, unless you're completely moving to a new apartment. Unless of course you travel with freakishly large suitcases.



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    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

Performance isn't ideal. I just can't get over the length of this toy. It's just too overwhelming. When I used it alone, I felt all over the place. I couldn't function; I had one end in me and the other just slapping back and forth. When my boyfriend and I used this dong, my boyfriend actually had to move away from me to have any room to move the dong around. He compared it to be like "trying to stuff a broom into my vagina". I've never done that, but if we did I think it would be like using this dildo.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

When cleaning this dong you can wash it in the sink or bathtub. The bathtub is great if your sink isn't large enough. You can wash it with some mild soap and warm water, or you can use your favorite toy cleaner. You cannot boil this toy or put it in the dishwasher, as the rubber will be damaged.

When putting it away for safe storage, keep it out of extreme light or cold. Keep it in a nice dark place and use the plastic case it came in for storage to ensure a long lifespan of this dong.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The package that the double header comes in is the normal plastic case. The case opens up like a book and can be taken apart and put back together fairly fast. The case is 100% clear, so you can see the toy in open view. It only has one paper insert with some information about the toy, more about what it's made by and where it was made. You can remove the paper insert if you don't want it or feel like you don't need it. The clear plastic case is perfect for keeping a toy in, and is pretty durable. The casing is far from discreet, so giving this as a gift wouldn't be ideal.

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    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Experience

I didn't enjoy this what-so-ever. It was to large, to awkward, and smelled bad. I just don't know how many ways to say "I DISLIKE THIS PRODUCT!!!". But I think you get the point.
Follow-up commentary
Used it twice don't like it. I thought about trowing it away. Maybe i'll give it another chance (kinda doubt it).
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  • kelaaa33wish
    I love the pictures you added. This does sound like a "way too much" toy. Thanks for the review.
  • Ms. Spice
    awesome review! the pictures are really helpful
  • CandidKinkster
    Great review, I loved the pictures!
  • iLashe
    great review. wtf 18 inches for solo?!
  • Miss Nessa
    Yeah 18in for solo! I don't know what i was thinking. I seen it. Liked it. Thought it would be cool. Price I could afford. NOT WORTH IT THOUGH.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Hey there, this review is very well done! Yeah, this beast might be a little bit too big for me too. P.S. Your video reviews are getting much improved!
  • newfoundlust
    Thanks for the candor. That is what we love about this community. Actual users, not ad campaigners and salespeople, tell us what they really think.
  • M121212
    I love this review! Just imagine what it would be like to travel with this dildo. lol
    Thanks
  • DesertIsland
    "it's as discreet as someone walking ass naked into a busy Wal-Mart!" lol, great review.
  • DeliciousDrip
    WOW. 18'' ??? lol smh
  • evecat
    Your review was really amusing and fun to watch, i couldn't help but laugh every time you were talking about how huge it was and how you have no clue why you bought it.
  • MeliPixie
    I was looking at this toy for use with my boyfriend so we can do some silly "booty-bumping" (as he likes to call it) before just getting down to business. I was iffy on the fact that it was rubber, but that can be helped with a condom or two. But after reading and watching your review I'm definitely gonna steer clear. Thanks for this informative--and HILARIOUS!--review.
  • callsignhusker
    great review!
  • GONE!
    Wow, this was very useful. Thank you! I won't be buying this.
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for that review. MelilPixie was thinking about this for "bootie bumbing" with her boyfriend...well, I can say we got one of these as a gag gift. We kind of used it that way...for hoots. However, I put one end into my hubbys tush, and then HE entered MY tush. I reached down, got the other end and put it into my front door. However, as said, it was big, clunky, didn't want to do much more then fall out...so that was a fun, and useless experiment.
  • godweensatan
    thxxx
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Wonderful review, this is definitely one to avoid!
  • Scrawberry78
    Great review
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