Who cares if it's limp? It's MINE!

Mr. Limpy is great for a man (or genderqueer, or gender-bending lady) on a budget! He'll get the job done, but you'll get what you pay for!
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Pros:
Mr limpy is a great cheap dick that can fill your packing needs on a budget!
Cons:
Comes in non-realistic skin tone and doesn't pass squeeze or look tests.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Mr. Limpy comes in four different sizes - extra small, small, medium and large - and is a packing dildo, which is commonly used for gender play or by transgender individuals.

Mr. Limpy definitely filled my packing needs. As a guy on a budget, I needed something cheap and easy that would fill the void in my pants. While he's not pretty or particularly realistic-looking/feeling, he gets the job done! Mr. Limpy creates a realistic bulge under boxer briefs and is easy to manage and clean. Since it's cyberskin (which feels relatively realistic, but isn't quite there), you will need to coat it in cornstarch to prevent it from getting tacky and from catching on boxers' fibers. Once it's coated in a light dusting of cornstarch, it's great! Mr. Limpy is also easily converted into a STP (take a chopstick or some other thin pointy object and run it right through) and takes tubing easily.

Do not use Mr. Limpy for play, he's for packing/STP use ONLY. He's nowhere near hard enough and cyberskin material will attract bacteria, so make sure to keep him washed regularly. The bacteria may cause him to smell every once in a while (he'll start to smell like B.O./sweaty balls). If it happens, take him to the shower with you and give him a good scrub down! Overall, it's a great starter dick for trans*-identified individuals or those looking to explore their masculine side!

Not a trans*guy or male-idenfied genderqueer? Mr. Limpy also makes a great gag gift. He's extremely stretchy and can be thrown, snapped, flicked, and can be used to harass those around you - which makes him great for bachelor/bachelorette parties, drunken frat parties, and generally any other party with shenanigans! Mr. Limpy stretches to about 3 feet and cleans up easily!
Follow-up commentary
While I still love my Mr. Limpy, I have moved on to new packers. I will say that he's VERY resilient, having lasted 3x as long as some of my other packers. I definitely recommend him if you're interested in packing, thinking about experimenting with gender play, or just want a flaccid dick hanging around. He'll last you quite a while!
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My Mr. Limpy small tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Gender play
    • Transgender
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • SkinFlute
    SkinFlute  
    thanks for the review!!!
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    thanks for reviewing
  • r00ster
    r00ster  
    Thanks for the review
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    I second the corn starch suggestion!
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