Whoa there big boy!

I have never had a toy that intimidated me so much, scared the heck out of me, and filled me up so completely. It touched all the right spots and made me want more. Size queens rejoice, Dick Rambone is here!
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Pros:
Suction cup is great, the veined texture is great, fills you up completely
Cons:
It is huge, I would like the length without such a large girth, the odor stinks to high heaven!
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

At first glance it seems that this toy would best be used as a HUGE piece of art work. However, it's intended use is vaginal/anal play. This big boy is definitely for a more advanced toy user as it is HUGE. If you are ready for a challenge, yes, this is your toy!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Dick Rambone is made from Sil-a-Gel, which is soft, smooth, and semi-porous. It is also latex free, which means that if you are allergic to latex you can feel safe with this toy. It has a very veined shaft making for great texture. The odor, OH MY, the odor! The package says no odor, but I cannot tell you how awful this thing smells. As soon as I opened the package the odor hit me like a train!
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This big boy is absolutely HUGE. I read the measurements before I bought it, however you have no idea how big this is until you actually see it in person. Dick Rambone is 17 inches long, 15 inches insertable, 7 inches in circumference, and 2 1/4 inches in diameter. When I got this in the mail and opened it I gasped, this thing is huge! I thought for a moment that I might just not use it and instead give it to a friend as a gag gift. What really drew me to want this was the suction cup and it's length. I wanted something with a suction cup for the bathtub and I wanted the length so that I could just lay down in the tub and not have to be completely sitting at the end of the tub. With a long length I could lay comfortably in the bathtub and still be able to have penetration with the toy. As far as girth, whoa! If you are a size queen you will want to give this guy a go! If you are a beginner, stay away from him! He is very intimidating.
    • Realistic

Performance

After staring at Dick Rambone for a few days, it began to call my name. I could hear him whisper "try me, please, try me". I gave in to his gentle whispers and prepared myself for what, I was sure, was going to be quite an experience. I took a deep breath, lubed up (with a lot of lube), stuck the suction cup to the wall behind the bed, and slowly inched my way towards his huge head. When it first got to my pussy I felt excited and a bit nervous. Should I push farther? Should I quit now? I decided to go ahead and push myself further down onto his huge,veiny shaft. It took a lot of lube and a lot of slow patience, but I finally got the head in. WOW, what a filling feeling. After that I wanted more of him, so I slowly pushed myself further. It took quite awhile, but I got Dick inside and he felt absolutely amazing. I have never had anything that big that filled me up so completely, ever! He hit all the right spots and, once inside, it was easier to glide him in and out. Although, this is a toy for occasional use, he definitely made me cum, and hard!
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy attracts dust and debris very easily. Make sure he is clean before use and clean very well after use. If you can get a condom to fit on him, I would use a condom with him to avoid any dirt or dust getting inside of you. You can clean him with warm water and mild soap. Also, you can use any type of lube with the Dick Rambone.
    • Difficult to store

Packaging

Dick came in a clear plastic, clamshell type package with no instructions. However, it is quite easy to figure out how to use him. You can reuse the package as a storage box.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
To be honest, I haven't used this since the first week I had it. I guess it is one of those "now and then" toys.
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Comments
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    You're brave for trying this out. Definitely. I'm glad it ended up as a good experience too.
  • RickE72
    RickE72  
    I wouldn't give mine up for $100! The smell is very annoying, I agree.
  • Littlethree (Eddie Anal)
    Littlethree (Eddie Anal)  
    Entertaining review. I like how you stared at it for a few days and "heard" it whispering for you to try it. When I got mine, I saw the size and was intimidated (and yeah the smell was indeed very strong, though it has gone away by now). But in addition to being intimidated, I was almost frantic and intoxicated or hypnotized. My sexual/erotic-self was begging and pleading for it.
  • zandria
    zandria  
    Good review, thanks!
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    Highmaintenancegirl916  
    Good review
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    sweetpea12  
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    Sima-pusya  
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    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
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    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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    richsam  
    thanks for the review
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