Randy - realistic dildo discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Chou Wang

I ordered this on one of those days where you are seeking for new thrills. You know how it is, your toy chest is full, you're doing fine and actually don't need anything else but you keep just browsing until something hits your eye and you click buy. So after some shipping time, customs clearance and other non-relevant stuff, I finally got my toys delivered.

Among the famous Randy I've got the:
Big boy - Prostate massager and
Billy - Prostate massager by LELO
Which I'm going to review these days, but now let's focus on this piece of Vixen Creations that has kindly developed this short but yet so powerful toy. I'm not so new to toys with some girth; in fact my favourite toy is the Ultra skin cock but when this beast arrived I wasn't really sure that my ass will be able to handle it properly without causing a lot of pain. Here are some vital statistics of The Randy:

6 7/8" circumference, 2 1/4" diameter at the head.
6 1/2" cir., 2 1/8" dia. below the head at the second bulge.
6" cir., 2" dia at the base.
The base is 11 1/2" cir., 3 1/2" diameter.
Randy is 6 1/4" long with 5 3/4" being insertable.

As you can derive from these stats, it's not even for the intermediate players amongst us. This toy is simply huge. It's fairly heavy at one pound, but quite short. The material is Vixskin and Randy has a very smooth texture that has no veins, just a sold head and a smooth shaft. The toy is O-ring harness compatible and certainly anal safe if it comes to the classic definition. The toy has a softer outer core that you can kind of squeeze and a stronger inner core that makes it stable for thrusting and riding. Due to the plain surface the lube doesn't stick very well to the toy but if you apply enough (really enough) to the orifice to be penetrated, there is no major obstacle in receiving the pleasures that Randy can provide. A word of warning: the silicone based lubes will destroy the toy!!! I've used water based lubricants as well as Vaseline and have to admit that Vaseline is by far more intense.

Cleaning is easy and I prefer to apply some starch after usage, otherwise you'll get a hairy and dusty Randy every time you take it out for play. It seems that Vixskin is a hair magnet but you can help with a little starch treatment like you would do with your UR3 toys. Separate storage is required and I have found it very practical to wrap it in a paper towel and put it in a freezer bag like I do when I store my other toys after cleaning.

As I started to play with Randy, I went through an extended warm up session that is usually more that enough for playing rough with the 2" thick Ultra skin cock, which I actually did as a part of the warm up session. But when it came to insertion I could not even get the head in. That was quite disappointing but not really surprising given the fact that the Ultra skin cock looks like a beginners toy when put next to each other for comparison purposes. So I continued softly but steadily until I got the head in. Unfortunately I had to stop as I was taking it too fast and caused a minor bleeding. So the first session had to be aborted until better times.

The second time around I had quite a "session" with my girl before I decided to take out the Randy for the second solo trial. I was wiser that time and for about 20 minutes I used the Gapers organic just lying on the bed watching some porn and inflating/deflating the Gapers Organic plug, occasionally taking it out and inserting while being substantively inflated. After that, a 10-15 minutes heavy riding session with the "beginners" Ultra skin cock and then I started with the insertion of the Randy. Given the fact that at this time I have been exercising my sphincter for about two hours playing with my girl, as well as solo, it still took me several minutes to get it in.

When I finally got past the head, I had to lie down with the Randy inserted and have some rest enjoying the massive stretching sensations caused by it. After my ass felt finally "fine" I started thrusting, taking it easy and moving on towards a "rough ride". The pressure on the prostate combined with some stretching sensations caused a massive non-ejaculatory orgasm that sent my body into convulsions that I had frankly never experienced, even during heavy pegging sessions with my girl. It was a very unique experience that I want to repeat in the (preferably not so distant)future, preferably with my girl wearing it. Honestly she is more scared than me, so we have to work on it.

All in all, if you are not using big toys it's worth it to work yourself up. Even if you're an advanced user, be sure to take it really slow and warm up, especially on the several first occasions. The sensations your anus and p-spot will receive are out of comparison to any toy I've had before. The short size of the toy makes it quite safe for "rough play" without the danger of injuring yourself. Great one, but requires some effort that pays off with the first orgasm.

All in all, I've said basically everything about this in my first review. It is definitely my favorite on most occasions these days. I haven't had any problem with insertion and heavy thrusting. The material doesn't show any signs of decay or damage, so the quality stays as promised. I have also figured out just by accident that the base can be utilized as a suction cup which keeps the toy attached to flat surfaces under pretty "heavy" conditions.

The muscle memory is amazing and I have almost no significant warm-up times before using this toy. The felling of fullness and the pressure on the P-spot are just right, and it doesn't take a long time to achieve extremely intense orgasms. All in all if you're into size, then this toy is quite a good choice to work up to. Highly enjoyed and recommended!