Realistic squirmy cock royal - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by jennifur77

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Wonderfully huge, but quite smelly, vibrator

A huge smelly cock. If it wasn't for the odor, this would be wonderful. If you are a size queen, you'll love this toy if you choose the eight inch version. But be sure and use a condom on it as it's made of rubber. If I hadn't developed a UTI immediately after using this with no condom, it would be my go-to toy.
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Pros:
Perfect for size queens, wonderful feel.
Cons:
Too huge for many, material not as safe as other toys, odor.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

This toy is huge so unless you are a size queen, I do not recommend it. It is eight inches long and the insertable length is pretty much up to your body unless you are able to receive something this big! This would be either great using solo or a couple (especially if you are into light BDSM. It's so big that I think it would be a good toy for BDSM). This would also make a fun bachelorette party gift, especially if the bride-to-be would open this and see how huge it really is; there would be quite a bit of laughter and joking because this is a monster sized vibrator.

This does have a suction cup on the bottom to allow it to stand on its own. I don't believe this is waterproof, so even with the suction I wouldn't recommend using this in the shower.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed when I opened the box was the strong rubber smell. I wondered for a moment if I was in a tire factory, but it was just my new toy making its presence known. The smell was so bad that I had a headache for two days just because this toy was around. It tasted a bit better than it smelled, but not by much. I still felt like I was licking all season radials.

Because rubber is a porous material and is not one of the more safer materials you can buy, you should always use a condom on a toy made with rubber (I didn't and developed a UTI right after I used this. I can't say for certain it was this toy, but likely it was. Learn from my mistake and make sure when using this you add a condom with this rubber toy). Unfortunately, there's no real way to protect the balls of this toy with a condom.

It is, as the product indicates, "squirmy". It's obviously more flexible than a harder material, but less so than some other vibrators I've had. The hardness/flexibility is a great combination in this toy.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I wouldn't exactly call the eight inch model of this "realistic." Very few men have a cock this size, so it's a bit more "fantasy" than realistic. I think I would have enjoyed the six inch size much more, and I've always thought of myself as a "size queen." It is veined and I very much liked the addition of the balls to this. It is my first toy with balls and I think it added a lot for them to be there.


Functions / Performance / Controls

This uses three "C" size batteries. The vibrations are nearer the base of the toy, although it is a rotating and toy, not a vibrating one. I was expecting this to be much more noisy than it was, so this would be a good choice of toy if you live in a dorm or with others in the next room. The controller is a six inch long hand held stick where you can turn a wheel for power intensity of the twister.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

As stated above, use condoms when using this toy. Other maintenance is wash with soap and water.

Because this is rubber, only use a water based lube with it (with the size, you will need to use lube). There was a pouch included that is 9 1/2 inches high and 8 1/2 inches across and perfect for storage.

Packaging

This arrived in a box that says "The Rotating Realistic Cock" and claims to be the best selling cock in the world. The box also says it is "hand detailed to capture every vein, bulge, and crease of a real erect cock".



While the box could be used for storage, most people would likely store this in the pouch that came with it.

Personal comments

The odor is enough to turn many away from this toy. If that doesn't do it, the size might, but if you can handle those two down-sides to this, I think you'll greatly enjoy this toy.

Experience

I was terrified by this toy, but once I tried it, I very much enjoyed it. It was huge, and I found it difficult to insert. Once inserted, though, it was amazing. One of the big problems was that when I wasn't using it on its base, it was very difficult to keep it in unless I was making a point of holding it in. I loved the feel, and it did exactly what I expected it to do -- and quite well. This would be my go-to toy except, as I stated above, I did not use a condom with it and developed a urinary tract infection right after using this, so for safety's sake I am tossing this toy (with great regret as it was everything I had hoped it would be!).
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  • Dangerous Lilly
    Dangerous Lilly  
    I don't think that you can get a UTI from a sex toy material - however you CAN get chemical burns because of the phthalates and other bad things leeching from it. Therefore this is a truly TOXIC toy and I'm really baffled as to why you would rate this 4 stars!! This is the material that gives sex toys a bad name. This is the material type that should not be condoned or used! VOCs are also worse than people realize. I would frankly be terrified to see a chemical analysis of the composition of this toy. I'm betting it contains many harmful elements that you would never want anywhere near your body.
  • jennifur77
    jennifur77  
    I rated it this high based on performance. I don't know that much about VOCs (I had too google it and found it means volatile organic compound.) I was rating the toy based on performance, not on material. I don't know about getting a UTI from materials, but I do know the only two I had as an adult were almost immediately after using a sex toy of questionable material. (The other was jelly.) I rated it on performance because this was a fantastic toy other than the material. Unfortunately, I tossed this due to getting a UTI after using it, but wish I had used a condom on it.
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