You're not The Boss of me!!
The size of The Boss was not appealing to me. However, I'm sure someone more experienced would appreciate that feature.Published: September 24, 2010
Pros:
Easy to clean.
Cons:
Too big.
"WOW!" was all I could say when I picked up the box. I thought "what the hell did I order??" I opened the box and there it was in all its glory "The Boss". I was pretty bewildered by the size of it. I mean, seriously....a foot and a half long and a circumference of 2.5"? Who wouldn't be?
This toy is a BEAST! I wanted to try something different and little did I know that I would end up getting a toy way too big for me. I was very eager to try it out! After several different attempts on different occasions to insert The Boss, I gave up...very disappointed too I might add!
The shape of the toy is very basic, very smooth. There is really no texture except for the "heads" and the indented areas near the heads. The heads are more oval shaped rather than perfect circle shape shown in the pictures. The Boss is made with a Sil-A-Gel. The Boss is also Latex Free...which is great for those with Latex allergies.
There is a strong smell to The Boss and even persists after several washes. I tried washing it before using it and it did seem to help.
Water and silicone based lubes are safe to use with this toy. You might want to have quite a bit on hand to guide this beast in!! The nice thing is that it can be washed with either toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and rinsed under warm water. You should wash it before and after use as it picks up lint and dust because it does become somewhat sticky. However, after a thorough washing, it is squeaky clean!!
If you are looking for a large, double-ended toy....then this just might be the one you are looking for!!
This toy is a BEAST! I wanted to try something different and little did I know that I would end up getting a toy way too big for me. I was very eager to try it out! After several different attempts on different occasions to insert The Boss, I gave up...very disappointed too I might add!
The shape of the toy is very basic, very smooth. There is really no texture except for the "heads" and the indented areas near the heads. The heads are more oval shaped rather than perfect circle shape shown in the pictures. The Boss is made with a Sil-A-Gel. The Boss is also Latex Free...which is great for those with Latex allergies.
There is a strong smell to The Boss and even persists after several washes. I tried washing it before using it and it did seem to help.
Water and silicone based lubes are safe to use with this toy. You might want to have quite a bit on hand to guide this beast in!! The nice thing is that it can be washed with either toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and rinsed under warm water. You should wash it before and after use as it picks up lint and dust because it does become somewhat sticky. However, after a thorough washing, it is squeaky clean!!
If you are looking for a large, double-ended toy....then this just might be the one you are looking for!!
Experience
I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I couldn't use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this.
Follow-up commentary
18 months after original review
Unfortunately, this is one toy that has remained in the box after the initial attempt to use it. It's too large for me.
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The Boss... In My Butt?
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So, my boyfriend would really like the experience of a jelly like toy for penetrating both of us anally at the same time. We can both take something the size of an average penis, but I don't know how much more than that I can take. I know he can but I have my doubts. My first question is, has anyone tried this guy anally who isn't used to monster toys, or would you be able to recommend something else?
And OF COURSE with any of these toys we will definitely be using a condom. But I'm allergic to latex. (It would just figure, wouldn't it?!) Are there non-latex condoms out there that are big enough to cover the girth of this toy? I know our Lifestyles SKYN would not... They are too small even for his own penis.
Any help will be appreciated! ~Pixie -
I've used SKYN condoms on jelly toys and they work well with all kinds of lubricant. Enjoy your...(love dance)
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Hehe, it's good to see people making use of the new emotes ^_^ Thanks for your reply ^_^
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The Boss on sale
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I don't know if it is just me... but I am in love with My Boss.
But I am in love with the red one not the purple.
At the moment there is a summer sale going on and the pages say "My Boss" on sale, but when I click on the red on, I don't get the sale on it.
Now it is very early in the morning, I've not had my coffee, so this might be my brain is not quite awake. Is only the purple on sale and not the other colours? Is this normal for some toys to only have the one colour on sale and not all of them??
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Quote: I don't know if it is just me... but I am in love with My Boss.Good morning WomanChina! You're right, purple is the only color that's on sale. When I clicked on the pink one, the original price came up. Seems like Eden's trying to sell-off some of their purple colored items, a few of the other purple toys are also on sale.
But I am in love with the red one not the purple.
At the moment there is a summer sale going on and the pages say "My Boss" on sale, but when I click on the red on, I don't get the sale on it.
Now it is very early in the morning, I've not had my coffee, so this might be my brain is not quite awake. Is only the purple on sale and not the other colours? Is this normal for some toys to only have the one colour on sale and not all of them??
Thanks! Enjoy your coffee!
I'm on the west coast - time for me to take my beauty rest now, bye! :) -
Quote: Good morning WomanChina! You're right, purple is the only color that's on sale. When I clicked on the pink one, the original price came up. Seems like Eden's trying to sell-off some of their purple colored items, a few of the other purple toys are also on sale.Sweet dreams Rossie!!! I am in New York for the weekend and it is time to sleep now!!!!
I'm on the west coast - time for me to take my beauty rest now, bye! :)
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The Boss – double ended dildo1 posts Read all
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This or That?
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I'm curious about this double ended dildo. I want to get one for my fiance and myself, but I'm wondering if this one is better then the,
Translucence smooth double dong
or
Reflective gel smooth double dong
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COMPARE them thats your best set go for your gut feeling as to what you will like more
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Quote: COMPARE them thats your best set go for your gut feeling as to what you will like moreI have been. I think I like the Translucence for a first time double till we get the hang of it.
Thanks for replying ^^
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The Boss Crystal Jellie 18"
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This looks like it could be the biggest Double Ended Jellie on EF, and it has a cool shape at the ends (sort of a bulb). Who is reviewing this monster? Looks like fun!
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Yooza, that definitely is huge. ;O
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Looks like it was just added. If you're interested in it, you can click on the right hand side of the page where it says "Lure". This is a gauge of interest.
Someone may be reviewing it now, Gary would know more.
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Did you happen to check the specs before ordering? Even if I saw the price and material alone, I'd know this thing HAD to be huge to be that expensive. There are ones much slimmer and short. Hopefully you'll like one of those.
How did you try to insert this? Vaginally or anally? Sil-A-Gel is very porous so you should be using a condom especially if this was anally.
Sorry it was too big. Hopefully you know what size you can handle now.
Thanks LaUr3n....I was randomly given this product to review. No, I would not have bought something this huge!! Even I know what I can or can't handle. LOL!!
sorry it was too big...
Great review even though you couldn't use it!
Thanks for the review
Sorry it didn't work for you.
ty for the review
Very nice review!
Thanks for the review! Sucks it didn't work for you.
=* did you measure it?
Too bad it's too big, it looks good
Thanks!
You do know you shouldn't review a product that was assignated to you if you couldn't use it, right? You should have messaged an admin so they could assign it to someone else, and get you another assignement.
Also. I'm reporting you.
You clearly copyed off this review: link