"Hell Gel"

If you are truly into torture then go ahead and buy this; otherwise I'd advise you to try something else. This does nothing on nipples, and only burns on a clit or penis. Worst $8 I ever spent.
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Pros:
Itty bitty bottle
Cons:
Tastes like menthol drops, does nothing on nipples, burns genitals, etc.
Rating by reviewer:
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useful review
What to say, what to say…I am sure I can find something positive about this product if only I think about it longer…oh! I’ve got a positive feature! It comes in an extremely small bottle so I won’t feel like I’m wasting much when I throw it away!

Seriously, I hated this stuff. I should have known; “sold as a novelty only” is printed right on the little tube. Let me tell you about the “oh so lovely” ingredients in this (yes you detected sarcasm there, I am so trying to have some fun with this product). In this order: DI Water, Alcohol (obviously not the right kind to make this fun), Glycerin (yeast infection anyone?), Carbomer 940, Menthol, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine (what ever the heck that is), Aspartame (no wonder it tastes so bad), Artificial Flavor, FD&C Red #40.

Okay, having menthol in it, it should at least do something right? The packaging says “Minty fresh taste and tingly sensation perfect for any erogenous zone.” What? Burn my clit off? Okay! Obviously by “any erogenous zone” what they really mean is anything besides your clit, labia, or penis. I would have liked some tingling on my nipples, but alas, that is the only place that didn’t feel like exfoliating with a wire brush then coating it with a cayenne pepper paste. I felt nothing on my nipples! I tried it on my husband, and he said he felt a cooling sensation when it was blown on. So I licked the other “hell-gel free” nipple and then blew on it…yeah it had the same effect. Blowing on something wet usually feels cool.

I thought (stupidly) to myself, “heck it doesn’t do anything on my nipples, I might as well try it on my clit!” It only took a pea-sized drop a couple seconds before I started screaming in pain. My “oh so loving” hubby started laughing at me. I guess he thought I was trying to be funny or something. I washed it off my clit as fast as I could possibly manage. With a little smirk on my face I asked him “would you like to try it honey?” He said “okay” (seriously thought I was over reacting), so I put two little pea sized drops on my fingers and gently rubbed it into his penis. “Ohhh, that’s not so…FUCK this shit hurts!” So I am no longer seen as a huge drama queen by my husband, just evil ;)

I had originally bought this for our 5th anniversary…so glad that I tried it out ahead of time. My little ½ ounce of “Climax nipple gel|Climax nipple gel” is now in the trash. Please don’t let this near your privates…I am begging you, don’t let "Satan’s gel" burn your clit too. I can think of only one person in this world to whom I would recommend this gel…and I won’t even bother telling you how much I “like” her as I am sure you understand.
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  • ThePornLibrarian
    ThePornLibrarian  
    Sounds like an unfortunate event I had prepping jalepenos one evening...  Thanks for the warning!
  • Bulma
    Bulma  
    You're welcome!  Jalepenoes? talk about an ouchie!  That had to have been very bad.
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Hm, maybe I should get this and put it on my little girl - if it hurts that much, it might be useful in putting her in her place.
  • givemeadayjaime
    givemeadayjaime  
    Sir, wtf? Whether you are kidding or not, that is NOT funny.

    Also, that SERIOUSLY sucks. I have taken to refusing to buy anything with menthol in it. I find that it either does nothing for me, or BURNS LIKE FIRE. Sorry you wasted your money. Better luck next time!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    good review
  • *HisMrs*
    *HisMrs*  
    Thanks for the heads up and great review!
  • Beaners
    Beaners  
    I'm sorry that you had such a bad experience with it.
  • Zapples
    Zapples  
    Thanks for the warning, though this product looked sketchy to begin with.
  • pixieluv
    pixieluv  
    thank you for the fun info
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Great review! Won't be getting this one!
  • Hubby80
    Hubby80  
    thanks
  • Rod Ronald
    Rod Ronald  
    Thanks
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    Thanks for sharing!
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