A Huge (and Loud!) Pleasure MachineThis toy is great for the classic vibe lover looking for a bit of a bigger upgrade, or the person looking to add a bit of length and girth to their normal roundup of 5 or 6 inch toys. It is a bit boring and plain, but certainly gets the job done with little issues. The plainness really doesn't take away from the main purpose of this toy : a big orgasm.
Extra large, strong vibes, traditional and classic.
Kind of boring, very loud, not much to it.
This traditional vibe is very much like a basic straight vibe. The vibes are situated in the middle of the vibe, making it very versatile and perfect for just about anything. It works great for internal and external stimulation, and is very very strong. It's great for the female that likes it deep. It isn't quite as thick as I thought it would be, but its length is longer than necessary but it makes for a great ride.
This vibe is a very classic, very hard plastic. It had very little smell, and is super smooth and slick. There isn't much to the vibe other than being a straight, huge vibe.
I am a big fan of straight, classic, no frills vibes, and this job is exactly that, with the benefit of being twice the size. It is basically for internal or external stimulation, and it works just right for both uses. It can basically be used for anything you can think of, but if you're using it for vaginal insertion this is probably not the best to start with because it is quite large. The toy fits easily in a shoe box, but is larger than the usual vibe and therefore probably would be noticeable under the sheets or in a bag. If taking it somewhere, I'd suggest taking out the batteries, since it turns on fairly easily and makes quite the ruckus.
This toy does exactly what it's supposed to - be huge and vibrate. The vibrations are nicely situated towards to middle of the toy, making it stimulate in the right places when inserted vaginally, but also making the vibrations easily accessible when used for other areas. The material doesn't really lend to spreading the vibrations very far, so they are pretty concentrated in the center area. The controls are at the bottom and are traditional spin controls, with a slight variation in strength. The controls don't have a switch on or off like some rotary controls do, so it makes it really easy to nudge it or knock it and have the toy turn on. The toy is extremely noisy, but leaving in the battery instruction cardboard helps to absorb some of the noise. I haven't used it long enough to determine how long the batteries last, but it does take three C batteries, which are pretty expensive and HUGE.
This toy is quite easy to clean, since it is just one straight shot vibe. A small amount of toy cleaner and warm water does the trick, as would toy wipes. There are no little cracks or crevices for nasty bacteria to hide in, which is a giant plus. You do have to be a little careful not to completely soak the toy, just because it's not waterproof and you don't want water ruining the motor. I just keep it in my toy box. Since it is plastic, it doesn't have very many problems with other materials and when it is clean I don't worry about it touching all my other toys, and is compatible with all lube.
Follow-up commentary 25 months after original review
Just a follow up comment on the fact that this baby, despite packing a serious punch, refuses to eat through batteries like several other vibes I have owned. It does tend to turn on in my drawer, but I have learned to just unscrew the top a bit and this stops it from happening. Still, can't believe I'm on the same set of batteries from when I first got it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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