Butterfly clitoral pump - clitoral stimulator by Cal Exotics - review by Hot'n'Bothered

The butterfly clitoral pump (which I will now not-so lovingly refer to as 'the paper weight'), is suppose to stimulate one's clitoris and labia.

I suppose in a sense it does. There are many jelly fingers on the underside of the butterfly. There is also a hand pump in which the user may control the suction. With that ever important 'quick release' valve in case things get to intense. HA!

The body of 'the paper weight' is composed of a jelly. Which we all know by now is porous and difficult to clean, breaks down easily, is a lint magnet, etc.

The underside of the body has many jelly fingers which are suppose to stimulate as you pump and have the vibrations on. Interesting feeling? Perhaps, but it didn't really add anything to the experience.

The butterfly piece that is placed over the genital region is oval in shape, and fairly thick, since there is a bullet installed within the butterfly's body. In one of the upper quadrants there is a small hole within the jelly, which is connected to the tubing. This allows for the suction effect.

A power cord connects the body to power pack, which does have a dial to adjust the vibration intensity (Look closely, it really is there. I missed it the first time looking). Then the hand pump is connected with plastic tubing, and there is a quick release button in case you are SOMEHOW able to get too intense of suction.

The paper weight's performance is pretty much self-explanatory. Great for... a paper weight, lousy for a sex toy.

On the battery compartment there is a dial which controls the intensity of the vibrations, as well as turns the toy off when not in use (However, remember it's always best to remove the batteries completely when the toy isn't being used).

Then there is the lovely hand pump. It is suppose to create suction around your labia, and more specifically your clitoris. When I removed this from the package I had high hopes, I tested it out on my hand, and the suction was decent; enough so I figured this would be a fun experience.

Upon using the paper weight as it was intended, the suction was not intense at all. It did take a long time to get the placement of the body just right, so that when I used the pump, it would suck on my clitoris. Again, it wasn't intense, and I had to make sure I used one hand to firmly keep the body in place. To top it off I found that my hand would get tired of pumping very quickly. Great, so now instead of my partners mouth being tired, my hand can be tired. At least with my partner there is a happy ending!

The paper weight is simply a nightmare to care for. Not only is it made of the dreaded jelly, it is very easy for bodily fluids, lubes, etc to be sucked up into the tubing. Short of finding a syringe and filling that with some cleanser and then inserting that into the hole/tube...I haven't found a way to clean that, as the tubing is permanently affixed.

Should you decide you need a lube to go with this (why?), make sure it's water or silicone-based.

Being jelly, it's recommended that the paper weight be stored in a bag unto itself. This will help keep the lint magnet under control, and protect it from other toys. I'd suggest wrapping the cords up neatly to prevent tangling.

The paper weight arrived in a basic cardboard box. The model was sitting in a propped position with the butterfly seemingly nicely affixed to her clitoris. What's the point here? This PISSED me off, because unless I'm just anatomically incompatible with this toy, there's no way that butterfly is going to stay affixed that way.

The paper weight itself was just inside a clear plastic bag within the box.

The only thing the paper weight blessed me with was a hand cramp, and possibly an infection or irritation if I chose to continue to use it without being able to completely clean it. No thanks!!!