Naughty kisser silicone tongue - contoured clitoral massager by Aphrodisia - review by The Mood is Write

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Naughty kisser silicone tongue

Contoured clitoral massager by Aphrodisia

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A Likeable Licker

This item is a great buy for couples who want to spice things up with a very pretty vibrator. For singles, still give it a shot, and be flexible with this toy. It's no master vibe to put all the others to shame, but it's a darn good one.
Great shape and texture.
Good vibrations throughout usable length.
Pleasing to look at and hold.
Iffy control position.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This vibe is marketed as a clit vibe, but needs to be moved while in use for maximum enjoyment, I found. I could not "sit on it".

Then again, that's the reason it's textured, isn't it? Once I began to move the vibe, it became very enjoyable, and the vibration settings helped those textures really dig into my sensitive areas in a lovely way that quickly got me soaked as I slid it slowly from back to front - pushing the tip into my vagina just slightly before I pulled it forward and lingered on my clit.

It also worked well for overall body massage. My neck thanks Eden!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

It smells like silicone - very clean and ultimately easily ignored. The soft silicone tongue is high quality, and each bump is well-defined - no bubbles at all. The silver-colored ring is smooth and forms a tight seal between the silicone tongue and the control casing.

The control casing has the same texture (minus bumps) as the tongue, so if not for the difference in firmness, it looks like it could all have been one material.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

With a pointed, flexible tip and a wide, firm base, this tongue is not only pleasing to the eye, but also enjoyable to simply hold in one's hand.

I only found one drawback to the design as I was using it - if I slid it too far back, the lightest touch to the buttons would turn it off mid-stroke. Careful use negates this downside, though.
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are weak compared to a bullet, but that's to be expected of a larger toy that isn't entirely rotor. This toy's vibrations are located about a half inch back from the tip, and the thick silicone dampens them as much as it spreads them out over the entirety of the silicone tongue.

It has easily-located controls, though they're a bit hard to use during solo play unless you find a very good angle. The various vibration functions are all enjoyable, and range from low-power to its highest power, and then go through several pulsations and patterns.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Given its size and that it's silicone, it's not only easy to store, but also easy to clean. Warm, soapy water will easily clean it (just be sure to clean around the bumps and to clean any parts of the base that might have become soiled). It dries easily with a towel, and then I stored it back in the little bag it arrived in.

It fits easily in all of my drawers, and in the gap between my mattress and bed-frame. There are many places you can stick this little toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

Though my first use of the product was (tragically) interrupted, my second use proved much more enjoyable, as I knew the angles it worked best at and how best to move it.

I think this toy would be great for couples especially, as that would likely completely eliminate the difficulty I had with the controls the first time I tried it.
Follow-up commentary
Originally, I wasn't crazy about this toy. It kept turning off at random when in use, and I could never get the positioning right while keeping the buttons free in solo-play.

Since then, I've tried again, and found the right spot and angle to get button access and to feel those vibrations where I wanted them. It hurt only slightly (lack of lube at the start, oops), but once I got going, it was intensely pleasurable, and had more punch than I was expecting.
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