Discreet massager discontinued
by Big Teaze Toys

A Penguin that makes you smile!

Perfect fun gift for every animal lover and sex toy collector---unique, quiet and brings a smile to your face. How can anyone resist those big blue eyes? Ideal for a first time sex toy, being unintimidating and also discreet enough for travel.
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Pros
Fun and cute design, Discreet, Hidden as a kids' toy, Rumbly vibes, Waterproof, Quiet vibrations.
Cons
Awkward battery cap and thread, An extra power would be nice, An iceberg stand to keep him on.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Experience
I loved this little fella, I was going to like it wether it was powerful enough for me or not. To my surprise he has the most amazing rumbly vibes. It's not the strongest vibe I've used but he is one of the most fun and definitely warmed things up and got me there, making my orgasm last for longer.

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His beak is perfect for clitoral stimulation and his gorgeous chunky fat belly covers your whole pussy for complete cover stimulation. For me the back of his head and the tip of his beak gave the strongest vibes and best stimulation. I found you can even insert his head a little way if you wish (this seems sooooo wrong......) be aware though, this toy isn't flexible and the beak is quite hard, but I actually liked this, it gives more pinpoint accuracy.

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I would not consider him for anal play as his head is slightly wider and the beak may be uncomfortable, but that may suit some.

The only con for me was that the battery compartment is very awkward to open and close, the fine threading is is easy to cross-thread, breaking its water-tight seal.

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But he is still one of my favorite sex toys as I adore the fun and unusual, and this little penguin also makes a lovely body massager when rolled over your skin too. Perfect toy for any toybox from beginners to advanced toy collectors.

See more fun images on my full review at Midnight Boudoir
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Follow-up commentary
I still love my penguin despite that I now have a few vibes that are definitely more powerful than him, but he is fun to use when we are feeling playful and he remains sitting out on my bedside drawers as I have no worries that anyone will know what he really is.
His a fun, discreet sexy secret for everyone's toybox.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My I rub my penguin tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Adorable
    • Cute
    • Fun
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  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Pi
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: eeep
    Great review on such cute toy. I love penguins, and am glad to hear this toy is not extremely weak. That was my only setback to wishlisting it. Thanks.
  • Contributor: LM
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Oh My
    Love penguins.
  • Contributor: BabyL0ve
    Thanks for your review. so cute
  • Contributor: sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review, I really appreciate the pics too
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    This is adorable, I wish it was stronger!
  • Contributor: married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: deltalima
    How cute! Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: Lioncub
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review. Great pics btw!
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Thank you!
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