A Real Humdinger

A vibrator that, when used in conjunction with a slick lube, approximates oral sex? And even is designed expressly for using on the clit, the area most women get off most easily from stimulating? Affordable and totally low-maintenance and looks like a little monk dressed in a white robe from some sort of old-school SNES RPG? This little guy is all that and more, and I have very little to complain about. One of my staples.
Published:
Pros:
Closest I've come to with a toy for simulating oral sex. Unique little divot that cups the clitoral
Cons:
Hard to open the battery compartment. Eats up batteries like me with chocolate when I have PMS. Not
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The hummer may well become my go-to for external stimulation. I find it a true pleasure just holding this toy because of the subtle indents that make it ergonomic to hold onto during use.

Most definitely does its best work as a clitoral stimulator, the thrummy vibrations are toe-curlingly pleasurable and deep, while the little "cup" cradles the clit, creating a unique sensation unlike any vibe I've tried before. Put a dollop of your favourite lube (and any is fine because this vibe is made of plastic, so go silicone crazy if it's your thing) right in the little divot of the Clitoral Hummer and move it as desired. For me, I swear it's the closest thing to (a) oral stimulation of any caliber or (b) very, very adept manual stimulation.

Slender and sleek, the Clitoral Hummer is unobtrusive enough to use during sex and serves me well in this capacity. While the texture is a bit slick and made even more so with the use of lube, it still provides a decent grip that makes it perfect for when I need extra clit stimulation during PIV intercourse (which is, ah, usually ALWAYS because I'm one of the majority of women who can't orgasm from just a dick in my vagina). My arm and wrist doesn't grow tired from using awkward angles to hit the right spot during sex--a perennial issue for me.

If you feel so inclined, you could insert this vibe, but the little pokey bit at the very top feels strange, and the special cup-like feature that so delights the clit just doesn't work as amazingly internally. Definitely don't insert it anally, because this guy is so slick and has no flared base...it'd suck right up into your butt and you'd have a dangerous and uncomfortable situation. You can, however, use the cupped bit to stimulate the nipples, perineum, labia, or any other erogenous zone of your liking.

Oh, and it's a waterproof vibe that is TRULY waterproof, so go nuts with it. The seal is super duper tight and ain't no water getting in (and batteries are a real pain to get out, but them's are the breaks...).

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Hummer is made of hard and unforgiving plastic. I found it a little bit uncomfortable when inserted vaginally, despite the slick, smooth feel of the material. I believe it's due to the material as well as the very interesting shape. It felt fine rocking against it or simply moving it very slowly, but thrusting wasn't pleasurable at all for me because of the aforementioned features.

When combined with a hefty dose of lube, the slickness of the toy and the divot make a suction sensation that reminds me of oral sex. Because it's so smooth, silky and special, I would recommend it whether it's your first vibe or your hundredth. As it's not really designed for internal stimulation, and even if you choose to use it that way it's slender, I think it's a very non-intimidating vibrator to introduce you to the world of sex toys or to bring into the bedroom to amp up your (mutual? hopefully) pleasure.

It has no discernible smell or taste and is non-porous.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I've never seen a vibrator quite like this. Check out the little cup I keep raving about!


The size is perfect for my anatomy. My hands never cramp up while holding it, and the length lets me play around with positioning.

For sex toy, this vibe is rather unusual in appearance. It's not, as you can see from the photos, as silvery as the product page makes it out to be. It's an opalescent white that is unorthodox. It is definitely not phallic-looking whatsoever, so while the battery compartment at the bottom gives it away, the Clitoral Hummer doesn't scream "I GET PUT ON CLITS AND GO BUZZ-BUZZ AND MAKE YOU SQUEAL WITH PLEASURE!" Thank goodness, because a talking vibrator is terrifying enough...a cocky, all-caps shouting vibe is just too much.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

I love this toy because the vibrations are very pinpoint accurate and focus in on the little divot I adore so much. They are deep and rumbly, my very favourite sort, and quite strong. On the highest setting, the strength reminds me of when I use my Hitachi with my comforter over it, perhaps just a tad weaker and a whole lot lower frequency.

I can't say too much bad about this toy. I don't enjoy it or use it internally at all, making it a vibrator that isn't extremely versatile, but I forgive it because it's an excellent, excellent clitoral toy that happens to be a great value.

The controls are the garden variety twist the dial to amp up the vrooms kind of situation. Unlike a lot of vibes I own, this one has a small and very textured dial so even with lube-coated fingers I can manage to change the intensity fairly easily.

The toy isn't noisy enough to be heard under a blanket through a closed door, which I appreciate because I don't live alone and like my me time to be strictly about me (MOST of the time...maybe I'll leave my bedroom door unlocked if my living situation is particularly titillating...).

It takes two AA batteries and the compartment is very tightly sealed. You have to align the cap perfectly and twist tightly in order to get the vibrator in working order. It's even tougher to open the compartment to remove the batteries, but that's a great feature if you plan to use it under the water, because this little sweetie is most definitely a mermaid of a vibe. The vibrations are still great underwater and I have not had any issues with water damage.

If you have problems with your hands or get really easily frustrated, you might get your slaveboy/girl or someone else to open it for you to replace/take out the batteries. Oh, and while you're at it, tell said slaveboy/girl to get you lots and lots of AAs because this little dude slurps up batteries like nobody's business. Still, worth it.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is a complete cinch to take care of because it's made of hard plastic and is waterproof. Simply wash with any cleanser of your choice (I use baby wipes in between my major toy cleaning sessions) and don't fret about getting it wet because it's made for that sort of thing. It's compatible with all materials and lubes, and won't attract dirt or lint or anything like that.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This vibe comes packaged in the standard plastic clamshell with the usual porn-y model on the paper insert. Obviously not discreet and quite tacky, and only moderately acceptable for long-term storage.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • dv8
    dv8  
    Nice Christmas tree shot.
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    lol great review ty for it and itmade me laugha bout the screaming clit
  • MissMori
    MissMori  
    Wow! I just finished a review of a disappointing clit toy and then I stumbled across this review. Clearly, I am meant to have this toy. Thanks!
  • (Re)tired Stripper
    (Re)tired Stripper  
    lol...thank you, dv8. Thought I'd add a little festivity to the review.

    Mother of a SiNner, thank you! I'm glad it gave you a laugh

    MissMori, it is a real bummer when a clit toy doesn't perform, isn't it? I think it's fate, haha, you do need this toy! It's great one. I hope you like it, and you are very welcome .
  • (Re)tired Stripper
    (Re)tired Stripper  
    lol...thank you, dv8. Thought I'd add a little festivity to the review.

    Mother of a SiNner, thank you! I'm glad it gave you a laugh

    MissMori, it is a real bummer when a clit toy doesn't perform, isn't it? I think it's fate, haha, you do need this toy! It's great one. I hope you like it, and you are very welcome .
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    boobookittyfuk  
    Nice review. Thanks.
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    Dvine Decadence  
    Great detail!
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    Fun with Dick & Jane  
    Great review...thanks!
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    terry62  
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