Tease & please - massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by js250

The Tease & Please is almost aptly named. Most people who use this little vibrator will find they need a back up to make an orgasm happen. The light vibrations just so not quite have enough power for the finish--but the texture and waterproof design may help get you closer to the finish line.

Perfect as a travel vibe, this is a small vibrator and is easily hidden or disguised. The 7 vibrations patterns and rippled texture are a great addition and makes this teaser stand out a bit form the other light, teasing toys. Great for tickling, teasing, light rubbing of tight muscles and erotic play--Tease & Please is a warm up toy for foreplay. Do not expect any more than that and you will not be let down or disappointed.

Men, women and couples can all enjoy the light, teasing and slightly ticklish sensations this little one provides. Just do NOT try to sue this anally!! It will require professional removal from the ER, and I highly doubt you want to explain how a shiny, purple, vibrating, Christmas Tree ended up where nothing should ever grow....

Having a material rating of 8, this rigid, smooth, plastic vibrator is non-porous, tasteless, odorless and body safe. Due to its easily scratched and marred surface, you must take care when cleaning to remove all bacteria that may be harboring in the scratches and blemishes.

The smooth plastic has a very low drag and nice, smooth glide. When you add lube, this material gets very slick and slippery, sliding easily over your skin and there is no friction or irritation. The sleek glide that can be pretty stimulating when paired with the vibrations or rippled texture.

The miniature size and lighter vibrations makes this a fun vibrator for those just tarting to experiment with textures and toys. Intermediate to advanced users may find this lacking for power, size and uses. One thing that might make this a good purchase for more experienced users is the small size. Perfect for a travel kit, this will tuck away easily, is pretty inexpensive if you leave it behind and is also waterproof...

Resembling a funky Christmas tree, the Tease & Please has five flattened balls that slowly grow in diameter. The trunk shaped base makes a convenient handle and the little guy only measures 4" long! You can insert it up to 2 3/4" and the diameters start at 1/2" at the tip and goes to 1 3/8" at the bottom bulge.

The small size makes it very easy to hide, but if it is not the Christmas season--you better have a good explanation for leaving it out for others to see! The Tease & Please is perfect for travel, roommate situations, tub and shower play or teasing yourself and a partner. The plastic will get ultra slippery where lube gets on it, so make sure you keep the lube off the handle area.

The light vibrations are very teasing and buzzy. There is no penetrations and they may tickle if placed in the wrong areas. Do NOT let your partner know this unless you want to be tickled, trust me! I was pretty bored with the lack of variety and honestly was not impressed enough to figure out other options.

The battery area is inside the base. Access this by unscrewing the base and adding the 2 AAA batteries. Replace the base, making sure it is on tightly to prevent water from seeping in and it is ready to go! The vibrations are located in the tip and are shallow and very teasing. This will probably not bring very many people to the point of orgasm and should be sued with foreplay in mind.

There are 7 vibration patterns. These patterns are accessed by cycling through the push button on the bottom of the base. The patterns are: 1.Fast, steady vibration - 2.Short pulsation - 3.Short pulsation to medium steady to high steady - 4.Long pulsations to faster pulsations to bursts - 5.Steady escalation - 6.Fast pulsation to long pulsation - 7.Bursts to high steady. You must cycle through to turn this off.

The noise level is astonishing for something this small, but it was not able to be heard through a closed door. Water does not dampen the noise level very well, so take care in the tub! It worked fairly well in the water, but it was just too weak and not as teasing as I was at least hoping for, it is in the gone camping section of our travel toys!

Wash very well in warm, soapy water and rinse thoroughly. Dry with a towel and go back over it with a toy cleaner, soak it in a 10% bleach solution or rub it well with rubbing alcohol. Store this with any other plastic items, the material is fairly worry free. Just do not store it with softer toys since they can melt and damage anything nearby.

You can use water, oil and silicone based lubes with this toy. I prefer water based due to the easy cleanup, but that is up to you! You can keep this in a convenient box for traveling with a small lube, vibrating cock ring, toy wipes, a bullet and two or three other small items for a quick getaway treat!

I was very disappointed in the weaker vibrations of the Tease & Please! I really figured this could be an excellent warm up toy or perfect travel item...but not quite. The bumps were fun for awhile, but the noise really wore on me and I just had to turn it off and go with other items that were not as noisy and had more stimulation.

I really have had a difficult time finding alternative uses for this one--it was that much of a bust for me. Do not take my personal disappointment too much to heart...this may work out better for you and what you have in mind.

This really is a great experimental toy. Non-intimidating and a bit weaker than normal--but with a few patterns, waterproof design, travel sized and textured--there is a lot new users can learn about their preferences with the Tease & Please, as long as they have a back up for finishing up!