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A tight punani is a happy punani!!!!

I love walking about and thinking about my balls in my pussy. Puts a bounce in my step, then an ohh of delight. They might be a little thick for some women.
Published: February 8, 2011
Pros:
Secretly arousing, bright and colourful, FUN BALLS!!!!
Cons:
Thick, at times a little painful.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Smartballs. Now every woman can have a pair of balls!!!

These are your new best friend. Why, you might ask? My answer is simple. Orgasms, baby! Orgasms!!! These are like a partial workout for your punani. Cause after all, a tight punani is a happy punani.

Smartballs are used to help strengthen your kegels, pelvic floor muscles, and the other good thing??? You know when sometimes you sneeze? You try not to think about it, but sometimes you pee a little? This helps with that too!!! Many women find as they age, that they have incontinence issues, and Smartballs help to ward off that issue as well.

Now who out there wants to work towards more intensive orgasms? Not me. I am the type of person who actually forgets to go to the gym. I am the type of person who forgets to exercise my kegels unless I have to hold off going to the bathroom. Are you like me??? But I want better orgasms. I want the earth to move when it happens. These are great for women like me who are out and about and forget to exercise my happy muscles. Toss your balls in, and voila! You are good to go! Wear them to yoga. Have an arousing secret and feel them within you as you try to remain focused on your warrior pose. Wear them to the office, and with every swivel of your chair, the inner balls move and for me I can actually feel them.

Just don't do too many stairs with these inserted. Unless you plan on orgasming as you start the seventh flight. Thank goodness China has lots of stairs!!!! And do not wear them while traveling on a plane. Word to the wise. But they are fun to wear while getting a massage!!! Very arousing.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Women
    • Women after child bearing age
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

My balls (I always get a chuckle out of saying that... my balls) are made from a material called "elastomed", which Edenfantasys rates at an 8 on their safety meter. But never fear!!! Though it does not rank higher, this material is still quite safe. Smartballs are non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. Personally, I would say they have the feeling of hard plastic.

The part that connects my balls together is bendable, so they will move with you.

When you run your fingers over your balls, they are pretty soft. And unlike real balls, they really have no scent to them whatsoever. I have found that the string attached to my Smartballs has discolored over time.

In my personal opinion, I think every woman should have a pair of balls, be they smart ones or others. After all, the long term effects of strong muscles is always good to have. These are not the thickest thing to ever go into my vagina, but I do find that they are quite thick and I no longer work as hard keeping them in place as they rest, safe and snug without any more effort on my part. So I am searching for something similar but not as thick.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design is unique, in my opinion, in that it is like a golf ball on another golf ball. I liked the look of them just fine. I personally would have preferred my Smartballs to be a wee bit thinner making me work harder, but that is just me.

I wear my toys all over the place. I am a teacher so I wear them to lectures while teaching, judging competitions. I wear them to the gym, to the office, shopping, during yoga, cleaning, to the tailor's, car rides, theme parks. They are very discreet and can be worn anywhere. I have worn them traveling, in cars, trains, buses, ships and airplanes. My only word of advice? If you have to pass through a screening checkpoint, keep them in your bags til you are past it. Due to the more natural lubrication you produce, the check dogs are more interested in you and you do have to explain yourself (insert facepalm here).
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Performance

The thing I like most about Smartballs is how aroused I get wearing them. I don't find that it is the toy itself doing that though. I mean if I am not thinking about it, I hardly even notice that they are there. But it is the knowledge that while I must give a boring lecture, or be in a meeting where I just want to sleep, I cross my legs, and sit up straighter with a grin on my face knowing I've got a secret!!!! Wearing these while doing something physical like the gym, stairs, etc., I do feel the inner balls rolling about, and at times ever hear them.

One thing I really, really, really, really do not like about my balls is where the string meets the toy. If they are not inserted just right, I find that angled edge presses up against my labia and rubs it with every movement I make. There have been many times where my labia has been rubbed to the point of bleeding. But when you are standing on a bus for a few hours, there is nowhere you can go to alter yourself. I do have a larger labia, so it may just be me.

Care and Maintenance

I've never needed lube with these, but water-based lubes or silicone base are ok for use. When washing, use antibacterial soap and be sure to get all the grooves. Hang to dry and voila! Your work is done!!!

As I mentioned, I leave mine on a hook in my bathroom. They are discreet looking enough that my maids seem to think they are some sort of strange massage device from the West.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Smartballs come in a traditional Fun Factory style package with a window to look at the toy in a cardboard box. As with all Fun Factory item, you get a little sampling of toy fluid and an instruction pamphlet in various languages. I wouldn't recommend using the plastic window portion of the packaging as a storage container. It is plastic, and it can get yucky if not properly looked after.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Ohhh.... personal comments!!! How neat!!!

Personally; one of my favorite things about my balls is that if I wear them for a few days leading up to my period, I find that whatever minimal cramping I might usually get is gone.

And before I let you all go so your attention can go onto the next toy on your list to look at, just a reminder: I would say that the Smartballs turn me on approx 25%-ish, give or take a few points there on their own. And that is only while doing some sort of rigorous physical activity. The rest of the time, it is the knowledge of... tee he he!!! I've got something up my pussy and you don't!!!!

I've only given Smartballs a three out of five rating. Even though I love how they work, and I do strongly suggest to my friends and my family that every woman should have a pair of balls hidden away in her punani a few times a week, I have taken off one star for that little attachment part where the string meets the first ball. I just do not like bleeding from my labia. And they lost the second star from being just a wee bit thick. (Oh, that comment could be taken in so many various ways.)
Follow-up commentary
I've had my Smartballs for well over a year now.

I have come to the conclusion that they are too big for me. The diameter is too big. I need not work at keeping them in place, and I find that if they are not inserted then twisted a little, they will slide from me and cause more pain with that little tail rubbing against my labia.

I am looking at buying the Ami, and I am just using the most heaviest and smallest. I am not certain if I want to spend over thirty dollars for a box of three and only use one.

I would still strongly recommend Smartball-like toys to every woman.
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good review, thanks.

02/08/2011

Good review. I can't wait to get my own!

02/08/2011
WomanChina (verified)

Thank-you Sloppy Donkey!!!

Wolf's; yes. Yes indeedy!!! I do think every woman should get a pair of balls!!! LOL!!

02/09/2011
Airen Wolf (verified)

I have the Ami and I have to say I really like wearing them in public too. Great review, thanks!

02/09/2011
THUMPER (verified)

great review, I love the smartballs too! By the way, I LOVE your review title!

02/10/2011
liilii080 (verified)

Thanks for the follow up!

02/25/2011

Thanks a lot for the review! I love this color

03/29/2011
WomanChina (verified)

Hello Thumper!!! I cannot take all the credit for the title!!! Got the idea from another... but thank-you!!!

Howdy Liilii! You are very welcome!!

NipplePeople... I am not a fan of the colour to be honest, wanted soemthing very wacky and bright. Unfortunately; where I live? Beggars cannot be choosers. It was either the blue or not at all. It was before I said how do you do? To EF.

03/30/2011
toxie m (verified)

Wonderful review. I love my Smartballs but yeah, they are a bit big. Let us know how you like the Ami if you end up getting them!

04/04/2011
WomanChina (verified)

I will be getting the Ami... one of these orders!!!!

04/04/2011
Miss Voluptuous (verified)

That little tail sounds like it is not fun. Very uncomfortable in fact!

Thanks for the review, and hope you can find something that works better for you.

06/21/2011
WomanChina (verified)

I did eventually buy the Ami, and here is the review; Woman's Ami Review. They are not what they are cracked up to be either, and are a little large for my liking.

Apr 19, 7:10 pm
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  • Sizes of PC balls
    • I just skimmed through another review for Smart Balls, and was wondering.. what's best for PC exercise? Small balls, right? I assume, the smaller they are, the more effort you'd have to put into keeping them in.

      Also, what about the ones that are loose? Is it a good idea to just put two random balls up there? Has anyone ever had a problem getting them/one out?
    • Quote: I just skimmed through another review for Smart Balls, and was wondering.. what's best for PC exercise? Small balls, right? I assume, the smaller they are, the more effort you'd have to put into keeping them in.

      Also, what about the ones that are loose? Is it a good idea to just put two random balls up there? Has anyone ever had a problem getting them/one out?
      I have the Smartballs, as well as the Luna Beads by Lelo. The Smartballs aren't very small, and don't take much effort (if any) to keep in. Same goes for the Luna Beads (which are just a tad smaller than the Smartballs).

      I also have glass ben wa balls, as well as tiny metal ones. I've never really had problems with the glass ones randomly falling out (the only ones to ever do that were the metal, since they're so small). Nothing can become "lost" in your vagina, since the cervix acts as a barrier to the rest of your reproductive system. To take the loose ben wa balls out, all I do is squat or lay down and hook them with my finger (one at a time) to remove them.

      [I have this philosophy that if you aren't willing to stick a finger up yourself to remove them, you really shouldn't be putting them in your vagina in the first place.]
    • Also, if you're having trouble getting the balls out, you can squat and bear down to "push" them out a little more.

      Personally, I'd use something with a string, since it's hard for me to pop things in to my vagina in the first place.
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  • Ben wa balls
    • Well, I do not know much about them and I really would like to. I am not sure where to start. I read a fantasy about them and a lot of the post and reviews mention wearing them while out and about or even working out. So I would love to give that a try. I think I want some with weight and a cord that I do not have to worry about getting germy so...help please
    • Quote: Well, I do not know much about them and I really would like to. I am not sure where to start. I read a fantasy about them and a lot of the post and reviews mention wearing them while out and about or even working out. So I would love to give that a try. I think I want some with weight and a cord that I do not have to worry about getting germy so...help please
      I really want some also, and I'll probably be settling for these versus the Smart Balls or Luna Beads, simply because of size. I'm a pretty petite woman and I don't think I could use either of those products comfortably for a good amount of time. Plus, you can't have intercourse with the Smart Balls!

      I'm not too worried about a cord, unless the balls are attached. I've had some, uh, "interesting" things in my vagina before that I was able to push out easily, so I'm not afraid to use a cordless set.

      What do you mean by "getting germy"?
    • Quote: I really want some also, and I'll probably be settling for these versus the Smart Balls or Luna Beads, simply because of size. I'm a pretty petite woman and I don't think I could use either of those products comfortably for a good amount of time. Plus, you can't have intercourse with the Smart Balls!

      I'm not too worried about a cord, unless the balls are attached. I've had some, uh, "interesting" things in my vagina before that I was able to push out easily, so I'm not afraid to use a cordless set.

      What do you mean by "getting germy"?
      Some of the reviews said the nylon cords did not clean too well and so they had to throw the balls away sooner than they thought. I think I am going to get either the Smart Balls or the Desi. I don't really like the cord on the smart balls. It doesn't look sturdy enough and the Desi sit in a girdle and looks like a lot of work to clean.
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  • Smart Balls can go in the ass, apparently
    • On the product description: "These weighted balls are coated in elastomed to help make them easier to clean and keep clean. This also makes them a good toy to use anally as well."

      Seriously? Seriously?
    • Quote: On the product description: "These weighted balls are coated in elastomed to help make them easier to clean and keep clean. This also makes them a good toy to use anally as well."

      Seriously? Seriously?
      I dunno, there is a pretty good size difference between the covered string and the two balls...I honestly never thought of that, but it looks like it'd work fine.
    • I seriously would advise against it. If the first ball goes in, the second one probably would go in as well. There are a lot of anal toys that lack a good base to make them butt safe, and it is a shame really. I always advise against using toys anally unless they have a good sized flange base. A smooth ball shape is not going to stop a toy from getting sucked inside. I don't own a set of anal beads yet because of this...I just don't feel most of them are safe.

      The material is another concern with the smart balls. The Elastomed is non porous, but not technically sterilizable. Fun Factory advises against boiling them even.

      Bottom line is that these are intended and designed for vaginal use only.
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  • Smart Balls material question
    • Blah, I mistakenly posted this as a reply to another question on the Smart Balls site. But I'm really curious, so I'm posting it again:
      I'm wondering what I should recommend to a friend when it comes to vaginal balls. I'm happy with the Desi, but I still wish it were entirely silicone. The Smart Balls are listed as silicone (yay!), but on the first review link the Product Specialist said that they were made of elastomed with a silicone finish. What does this mean? Could my friend sterilize them? It seems like the Smart Balls are safer than the other options on the site, but I just wanted to ask someone who knows more than me!
    • Well as for the best recommendation to a friend for specifically vaginal balls then I would most likely say these Smart balls, but this is dependent on her purpose and what task she is trying to accomplish:
      If she is looking to strengthen kegels (PC Muscles) then these are a good option but, balls in general are not going to be the best. The best option for PC Strength is a weighted dildo (such as Glass or Steel).
      If her purpose is to have an orgasm with these, then again I don't think balls are the best option. In this case it would be best to go with a vibrating egg or bullet (2-3 would be best if she is looking for a massive orgasm) 1 on clit, 1 vaginally, and 1 anally (optional, but could really enhance the pleasure)
      If your friend is looking for a method of foreplay and neither to get off, or just starting to strengthen PC muscles then the balls would be the best option. (and the best balls would probably be Smart Balls)

      I am pretty sure these balls are actually listed as the wrong material, since they are not 100% silicone. Doing some googling research on these balls, they are actually made of elastomed which is basically elastomer. They will soft like silicone but semi- porous. Even if they do have a silicone “coat” I wouldn’t risk sterilizing them in boiling water, but indeed they can be washed with soap or toy cleaner. (I would be sure to try and try them well to ensure that not a lot of water is left behind in the small pores.)

      As for the safeness of SmartBalls, I am unable to judge on that, but just looking at these makes me think the center line would snap, especially if used anally.
      -->” It seems like the Smart Balls are safer than the other options on the site” Hmm, compared to what? I am not really sure if you are comparing them to other Smartballs (which indeed these would probably be the safest) or if you are comparing them to other toys (in which there are much safer options out there than these. Ex: 100% silicone Tantus dildos & plugs, anal specific objects, weighted dildos, quality vibrating eggs/balls)

      You also might want to find out what your friend’s purpose is and I can further help you (Ex: if she wan’t a toy for vaginal, anal, or both usage, what she intends this toy to do for her --> (Orgasmic, Exercising, For play, Experimentation, etc)

      Hopefully this helps, and if you post back with any info, then the next time I check out the forums I will try to help you further. Due to sometimes my forgetful mindset, once you post a reply back, feel free to send me an email and say something like “hey please reply here:” (haha) just so I remember to check back here, and don’t abandon you for a month :P.
      Email = app.exe@gmail.com
    • Quote: Well as for the best recommendation to a friend for specifically vaginal balls then I would most likely say these Smart balls, but this is dependent on her purpose and what task she is trying to accomplish:
      If she is looking to strengthen kegels (PC Muscles) then these are a good option but, balls in general are not going to be the best. The best option for PC Strength is a weighted dildo (such as Glass or Steel).
      If her purpose is to have an orgasm with these, then again I don't think balls are the best option. In this case it would be best to go with a vibrating egg or bullet (2-3 would be best if she is looking for a massive orgasm) 1 on clit, 1 vaginally, and 1 anally (optional, but could really enhance the pleasure)
      If your friend is looking for a method of foreplay and neither to get off, or just starting to strengthen PC muscles then the balls would be the best option. (and the best balls would probably be Smart Balls)

      I am pretty sure these balls are actually listed as the wrong material, since they are not 100% silicone. Doing some googling research on these balls, they are actually made of elastomed which is basically elastomer. They will soft like silicone but semi- porous. Even if they do have a silicone “coat” I wouldn’t risk sterilizing them in boiling water, but indeed they can be washed with soap or toy cleaner. (I would be sure to try and try them well to ensure that not a lot of water is left behind in the small pores.)

      As for the safeness of SmartBalls, I am unable to judge on that, but just looking at these makes me think the center line would snap, especially if used anally.
      -->” It seems like the Smart Balls are safer than the other options on the site” Hmm, compared to what? I am not really sure if you are comparing them to other Smartballs (which indeed these would probably be the safest) or if you are comparing them to other toys (in which there are much safer options out there than these. Ex: 100% silicone Tantus dildos & plugs, anal specific objects, weighted dildos, quality vibrating eggs/balls)

      You also might want to find out what your friend’s purpose is and I can further help you (Ex: if she wan’t a toy for vaginal, anal, or both usage, what she intends this toy to do for her --> (Orgasmic, Exercising, For play, Experimentation, etc)

      Hopefully this helps, and if you post back with any info, then the next time I check out the forums I will try to help you further. Due to sometimes my forgetful mindset, once you post a reply back, feel free to send me an email and say something like “hey please reply here:” (haha) just so I remember to check back here, and don’t abandon you for a month :P.
      Email = app.exe@gmail.com
      Wow, thanks for the response. She's thinking specifically vaginal balls--exercising rather than exciting. I'm just really confused because Smart Balls are listed as silicone but don't seem to have more than a silicone coating? I'd like to recommend her to something that can be sterilized (even though she won't be sharing, so something like the Desi could work, even though it has non-silicone parts). But with so many people such big fans of the Smart Balls I'm mostly wondering--are they silicone? Elastomed? What are they, and what does it mean (are the reviews correct, can it be sterilized, etc.)?
      And if they're not silicone, shouldn't the listing be fixed? *is perplexed*
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  • Balls that train vaginal muscles
    • Femme
      I want to work and tighten my muscles to get stronger orgasms. I bought the Smart balls and have a question now. Do I take them out when I urinate?
    • Heliga
      Quote: I want to work and tighten my muscles to get stronger orgasms. I bought the Smart balls and have a question now. Do I take them out when I urinate?
      Well, you can take them out, but you don't have to. I personally leave them inside and feel no discomfort.
    • Quote: I want to work and tighten my muscles to get stronger orgasms. I bought the Smart balls and have a question now. Do I take them out when I urinate?
      Yup, you can leave them in. It might even make for better exercise! Just watch out for the string, maybe tuck it inside first.
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  • Smart balls vs Royal Balls
    • lesgirl
      There are a few reviews that say the Royal balls break in the *thin* center part between the balls. Anyone had this experience with the Smart Balls? Any advice would be great!
    • Quote: There are a few reviews that say the Royal balls break in the *thin* center part between the balls. Anyone had this experience with the Smart Balls? Any advice would be great!
      I've only had good experiences with my Smart Balls, and haven't experienced breakage, or heard of that from anyone else.
    • Quote: There are a few reviews that say the Royal balls break in the *thin* center part between the balls. Anyone had this experience with the Smart Balls? Any advice would be great!
      I've never had a problem with Smart Balls, or heard of any similar issue.
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  • Fun Factory Smart Balls vs. Luna Pleasure Bead System
    • Siren
      Hey! I'm a first time user of Ben Wa Balls, was looking at the smart balls vs the luna system....what are your thoughts?
    • Heliga
      Quote: Hey! I'm a first time user of Ben Wa Balls, was looking at the smart balls vs the luna system....what are your thoughts?
      Smart Balls are very nice, but you get more options with the Luna Balls...you can mess around with different weights, which might be helpful if you are trying to increase the strength of the pelvic muscles.
    • Rachell25
      Quote: Hey! I'm a first time user of Ben Wa Balls, was looking at the smart balls vs the luna system....what are your thoughts?
      I'd rate the Luna ones as best, just because of the adjustability...But Smart Balls are certainly very good too :)))
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