A Vaginal SurpriseThese vaginal balls from Fun Factory definitely keep the reputation up for the company: fun! The weight of this ball is great, and its hidden surprise really worked with my body! However, with a thick removable loop, my labium was not happy, but internally, I was thrilled!
Thick removable loop
The Smartballs Teneo Uno from Fun Factory is a vaginal ball for personal pleasure. This ball is inserted vaginally and is used to tighten your kegels muscles with a surprise of hidden pleasure. This toy can be used at any time! Use while cleaning your house, out with friends for dinner, or even at work, know body knows they are in but you! This ball is great for beginners who are starting out and exploring with vaginal balls, or for someone who has a few sets of these (such as myself). It’s a great toy to add to your collection!
The Smartballs Teneo Uno are made from silicone and have a soft velvety texture. The ball on the outside has curved and circular ribbed textures for internal stimulation, this definitely adds for some extra pleasure. The surprise of this ball is the smaller ball that is hidden inside of the larger ball. When shaken or moved, the smaller ball rolls around inside of the bigger ball. This gives the toy its weight. This toy is odorless and tasteless, and like stated above, this is great for beginners.
I loved the design of this ball. The soft yet ridged texture added great internal stimulation, but what got me was the ball inside. I have toys like this, but not as heavy. The ball inside makes the vaginal muscle contract thinking that something is going to fall out. This contraction makes it so that your kegels are stronger, giving you a tighter vaginal cavity. The shape is great, especially on the bottom of the ball there is a finger-shaped, hollow, “easy in” insertion wedge, making this toy easier for self insertion. The diameter of the ball is 1 ½ inches circumference of 4 ¾ inches with a total length of 5 inches. The length of the material for withdrawal is 3 ½ inches, giving it some great length for insertion. This toy is very travel friendly and discreet, if you don’t know what it is. Hey - it’s used for medical purposes, too. Keep your kegels tight!
The performance of this toy did wonders for me internally. It is not the first vaginal ball I have used, so I knew what to expect, especially with the smaller ball inside. I loved the weight of this toy; I really felt my kegels working! When getting up from my chair, or going up or down the stairs, the ball inside moved right with my body. The feeling was great, and nobody knew but my fiancé. The one thing that I did not like is the external feel of the toy. The withdrawal piece of this toy really irritated my labia, due to the thickness of the silicone. After a few hours it became uncomfortable. However, there was no redness or swelling, it was just uncomfortable. My other vaginal balls are made with a softer material, so this was a different feel for me. This one con would not stop me from using this toy again.
The care and maintenance of this toy is very easy. Make sure you clean before and after use. You can use your favorite toy cleaner or what I use, just warm water and mild soap. You can use a water based lubricant for this toy without issues. The company suggests using their lubricant called Toy Fluid by Fun Factory, which they give you a sample of in the package.
With my BDSM background, any vaginal balls are technically not mine for play, they are my fiancé's. For any new beginners that want to have some couples play or try something new, do what me and my fiancé do. We are a little strong about it since he is the dominating one, but any couple can do it (it’s not too kinky). Any vaginal balls you have, give to your partner. He will be the one that makes the decision of when they go in. This makes it surprising for you and him. So next time you go out for dinner only you two will know they are in. Pleasure for you all night and for him, as well, as the thought of taking them out will be in his head all night. You may be going home sooner then you both thought! Very Fifty Shades of Grey, but we were doing it way before they were!
Follow-up commentary 20 months after original review
I don't use this toy any more. The thickness of the silicone still bothers me and I have moved on to similar toys.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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