I rub my penguin

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Adorably Lacking

This cute little penguin is meant to be your favorite bath time buddy. Unfortunately, his lack of power and loudness make him better out of water than in it.
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Pros:
Cute
Cons:
Hard to keep clean, loud, only moderately powerful
Rating by reviewer:
3
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My best friend got me this as a gag gift because of my obsession with all things penguin. I was thrilled. I couldn't believe that a vibrator came in penguin form. The first time I used it, it was obnoxiously hard to turn on. You have to squish the stomach around a lot to figure out how to get it on. The battery pack tends to come loose when you store it, so you’ll want to check that first before you get frustrated. Once it’s finally on though, fun time begins.

The shape of the penguin makes for very interesting stimulation. Since the vibration goes throughout the toy, any part of it can be used for pleasure. I personally use this only as an external vibrator, because inserting it would be kinda weird in my opinion. It’s not really made for smooth insertion, but whatever floats your boat. I would say it has moderate vibrations that are strong enough to stimulate but not strong enough for quickie sessions. Even though this is a toy that is meant to be played with in the water, I personally choose not to use it in the bathroom. It’s not quiet enough to be used discreetly because of the way bathroom acoustics seem to make everything louder.

Another downside is the fact that the toy is made of rubber. Rubber is very porous and cannot be sterilized. The penguin can be cleaned off with water and soap or toy cleaner, but it’s never going to get REALLY clean. You’re supposed to use a condom with rubber toys (especially when sharing), but take care when putting it on. I broke the first condom I tried putting on my penguin just because I wasn’t careful. Only use water or silicone lubricant with the toy.

Overall, a very very cute toy, but lacking in power and safety.
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Comments
  • buzzvibe
    buzzvibe  
    I love penguins. I think this is so cute, but I didn't get one because of the material. Great review!
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    I love penguins, but I wish this was made out of a different material. Nice first review. Welcome to the community!
  • SexyySarah
    SexyySarah  
    Good first review. This one is too cute!
  • deadpoet
    deadpoet  
    good review
  • Annemarie
    Annemarie  
    I think if I got this, it would just be for visuals. Thanks for the review, and welcome to EF!
  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    great review, welcome to Eden. He's such a cute toy!!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Welcome to the community!
  • Sera
    Sera  
    Hah- My mother in law collects penguins and I've thought about getting this for her as a joke- But I'd put it in a different package first if I did do this! It's a really cute toy, I'm glad that you liked it. Sorry about the cons though. And great review.
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Good review, thanks
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Thanks
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Thank you for the review!
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Lioncub
    Lioncub  
    Thanks for the review.
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Thanks for this
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Great review!
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