Alas! A G-Spot Orgasm!

The Dream Massager G by California Exotics is a powerhouse! This sleek and adorable vibe offers deep rumbly vibrations that I haven't even been able to find in more expensive toys. If you are a beginner to G-spot orgasms or you just want to own a new G-spot vibe, this toy is for you! Your toy box simply isn't complete without this vibe!
Published:
Pros:
Affordable, Rumbly, Powerful, Waterproof, Quiet, and Multi-Functional.
Cons:
Unforgiving plastic, may be too hard for some.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This toys' use is intended for G-spot stimulation but it can also satisfy some ladies, such as myself, clitorally. It offers both broad and pinpoint stimulations. This toy is not safe for anal play as it lacks a flared base, and doing so could result in landing you in the emergency room.

This toy is great to use for foreplay and using it on your erogenous zones can really get you amped up for sex if it doesn't take you all the way. This could possibly make a good beginner toy for people that are new to G-spot toys and couples alike. This vibe is unforgiving plastic and it could be too hard for some.

It was absolutely brilliant when used for massage as the name implies. I used it on my shoulders and around my neck and it felt amazing. You could easily use this toy for external stimulation during intercourse as the small size makes it extremely easy to slide between you and your lover.

I personally love using this toy during oral. It works best for me with the vibe stimulating my G-spot and my lover stimulating my clitoris with his tongue. It made for an earth-shaking orgasm.

This toy is very silent making it ideal for shared living situations or somewhere that has paper-thin walls. This cute vibe does have an O-ring making it safe to use in the shower or the bath.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Dream Massager G is made of all plastic making it an 8 on the Eden safety scale. This toy is very rigid so if you prefer flexible toys I suggest you look elsewhere. This toy doesn't collect lint or pet hair in any way. This toy is smooth with no texture like raised ridges or anything.

There is no obvious drag but I recommend using a lube with this as it feels 30 times better. The ergonomical shape made it really easy to hold on to after it had been lubed up.

It can be disinfected with a 10% bleach solution to get rid of any yucky bacteria. This toy is not true to its' color on the product page. It was a lot more vibrant than I expected. I would recommend this plastic to anyone that likes a really rigid toy.

There was no obvious taste to this vibe upon opening but there was a slight smell. I can't quite describe it but it's a material smell. It isn't horrible, but it's noticeable if you put your nose to it. This toy would be good for people that enjoy G-spot stimulation but the unforgiving material could be intimidating for some beginners.
    • Bumpy
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is tapered with the widest point in the middle. It is smaller than the average penis. It does have a curve to it that reminds me of ocean waves, which is the best way I can describe it. It is very easy to hold on to.

This vibe wouldn't be great for beginner penetration because of the unforgiving plastic and the tip can be intimidating to inexperienced G-spots. This could easily fit in someone with large or petite hands.

This toy isn't very discreet. If you left it sitting out somewhere, it could potentially spark interest in someone with wandering eyes. You could easily travel with this toy as long as the batteries are not present inside of the toy.

This is ideal for someone that is looking for a cute, inexpensive, G-spot vibe. The curved tip makes it great for clitoral stimulation.

The Measurements for this toy are as follows:
Length: 6 1/2"
Insertable Length: 5"
Circumference: 5 1/4"
Diameter: 1 3/4"



    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy had absolutely brilliant power and is virtually silent. It is about 4 vrooms and 2 or 2.5 bees on its highest setting. It can't be heard under the blanket or through a closed door. It could probably be heard across the room on the highest setting.

It has a dial base at the bottom of the toy. To turn it on you just turn the base to the right. To intensify the vibrations, you keep turning it to the right. To lower the intensity you just turn it to left and you can keep turning it to the left until the vibe shuts off. It has about 2 vrooms on its lowest setting.

This vibe does have an O-ring making it waterproof. I have used this in the shower and it passed with flying colors. The vibrations didnt weaken under the water and no water leaked into the battery compartment.

Although The Dream Massager G offers powerful vibrations, they aren't hand numbing. I found the vibrations to be the strongest in the middle of the toy. This vibe is definitely powerful enough for most. It is ideal for almost-power queens. Sensitve users may be intimidated by the power. They offer extremely rumbly vibrations that I love!

It runs off of 2 AA batteries.



    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is plastic meaning that you have 3 options to cleaning it. You could:

A. Use antibacterial soap and water
B. Use your favorite toy cleaner
C. Disinfect it with a 10% bleach solution

It can be stored with other toys. There are no seams on this toy that can collect gunk or juices so clean up is a breeze. I usually just wash this toy after each use. I found that once I clean it, if I store it immediately than there's no need to wash it beforehand. You will probably need to find a more permanent storage solution for this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy did not have discreet packaging. It was just a plastic bag that had 'EdenFantasys' at the top and 'Dream Massager G' at the bottom. There were no vulgar words or phrases. More information would have been nice. It isn't ideal for storage or gift giving because you can clearly see the toy inside of the bag. For such a nice toy I would've expected better packaging.

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

This toy exceeded my expectations. For under $20 this gave me better orgasms than my $100 toys did. I am confident giving this toy 5 out of 5 stars. I'm giving this toy 5 stars because it is cute, affordable, and powerful.

I'm not sure the battery life on this toy. I've used it 3 times and the vibrations haven't weakened at all. I will let you know how long the batteries last in the follow-up review.

If this vibe broke I would whole-heartedly purchase another. I'm considering purchasing another to have on back-up just in case this one fails.
Follow-up commentary
Like it?? I still love it. Even though it was very inexpensive, It offers some of the most rumbly vibrations that I've gotten with some of my higher end toys. I've considered purchasing another one of these to have handy just in case the motor burns out of this one.
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    js250  
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