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Insignia Alia

Discreet massager by LELO

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Alia for all over body stimulation.

I bought this toy expecting a high powered, rechargeable, and waterproof clit toy. I am disappointed that it couldn't satisfy my clit, but I am happy that I found a toy to tease other sensual areas of my body.
Published: February 1, 2012
Pros:
Lots of patterns, Comfortable to hold, sleek and sexy looking, comes in black
Cons:
Doesn't stay charged for long, not very powerful, hard to pinpoint vibrations to clit or other areas
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The Alia is a sexy, smooth, velvety, and sleek vibrator. From the moment you take it out of the packaging, the luxurious feel is there. The Alia is waterproof and rechargeable, which is a near must for all of my toys of this price range and higher. You can lock the Alia from turning on, so you don't get any unexpected surprises happening in your suitcase.

The Alia would satisfy the average user for a clit vibe. If you are looking for something with some ooomph, this might not be the right toy. With that said, I have found my appreciation for this little gem in other ways. The patterns on this thing are amazing and perfect for teasing. I like to use it alone or with a partner to tease my anus, nipples, and outer labia. This toy would be a fantastic add-on to an erotic massage leading up to something more.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Travels well
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Multiple patterns
    • Rechargeable
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The texture of this toy is a turn on from the minute your fingers go over the smooth and velvety curves. The coating isn't particularly soft or hard, but it is grippy and glides over a wet nipple or clit. At first, I was disappointed with the plastic sliver piece. After trying it out, I realized it was really well thought out. The velvety coating on the Alia makes it easy to hold onto and feels great on my skin all over my body. The Alia has no plastic or rubber smell to it, which is a big plus.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Because of the width of the curve, the Alia isn't very well suited for pinpoint stimulation. The toy doesn't slide out of your hand, and it is easy to hold onto with the opening right in the middle. The toy doesn't really look like a toy, but it isn't that difficult to figure out what it is upon closer inspection. The Alia is sleek and discrete making it easy to hide nearly anywhere.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I've used this toy in the shower with a partner, and it was amazing! It got me wet in no time with the vibrations over my sensitive nipples and anus. It's hard to pick a favorite, but there is a unique rolling sort of pattern that feels almost like someone is licking you. The patterns on this thing will make sure you don't get bored. The buttons are not easily pushed in, so no accidental changing up the speed or pattern right before you orgasm! The buttons light up for easy display in the dark, but they aren't bright. They provide just enough of a glow that you know what button you are pushing.

The Alia is super quiet. If you have a roommate, they will have no idea this thing is on. The patterns of the vibrations combined with its quietness are the two biggest selling points to this toy. The motor doesn't seem as powerful for a toy of this quality and caliber. The vibrations are spread over a broad area making pinpoint stimulation difficult if not impossible.
    • Discreet sound
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

The toy comes with a sexy satin pouch to store it in. You can wash it with toy cleaner or even hot soapy water. Water based lube is a definite must with Alia!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is sexy and sleek, and I wouldn't expect anything less from Lelo. This bad boy is packed in a crisp black box. It comes with a brooch, satin pouch for storage, rechargeable cord, and a little instruction booklet with one year warranty information.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
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Reviewed by MGDavicnigirl (Eden Advanced reviewer) If you have much give of your wealth, if you have little, give of your heart.
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punkstar283 (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Feb 1, 10:18 pm
SecretToyLover2 (verified)

Thanks for your review. I absolutely HATED this one. Gets dirty far too easily.

Feb 2, 2:42 am

Thanks!

Feb 2, 10:36 pm
FemmeFlo (verified)

Thanks for the review. I think I'd need more "oomph" than this toy offers to get off.

Feb 3, 1:08 am
babychika (verified)

awesome job

Feb 4, 9:58 pm
susansmith2012 (verified)

thanks for the review!

Feb 6, 2:06 pm
Stephaniexxx (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Feb 13, 4:08 am
MGDavicnigirl (verified)

Thanks for all of the compliments!

Feb 22, 5:52 pm
Dobby101 (verified)

Thanks!! Great review!

Feb 23, 1:32 pm
Shunskitten (verified)

thanks for the review! ^^

Feb 23, 2:38 pm
Brandonn (verified)

Thanks for the review

Mar 14, 1:45 am
Willowe (verified)

Great review!! Thanks!

Apr 21, 8:20 pm
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thanks for the review

May 2, 8:11 pm
Sex Positivity (verified)

Thanks for the review. I think I'll skip this toy.

May 7, 6:23 pm
noelleish (verified)

thanks for the review!

May 24, 11:10 am
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    • Maybe I expect more in my 3 vroom vibes, but I am really disappointed in this toys power. Anyone else?
    • Yea. I wasn't impressed. Gave mine away
    • I haven't tried it. I've found if it doesnt say it has 4 or 5 vrooms it's not going to be powerful enough for me so I don't buy anything now with less than 4 vrooms. I will do eden sponsored, manufacture sponsored, or descriptive reviews for any item, but for it to work for me I have to have at least 4 vrooms.
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    • Quote: As far as all of the Lelo products go for cliteral stimulation which product would you choose and why?
      I have the Lelo and I didn't think it was as strong as the hitachi wand. Though this isn't too bad for a travel date out, or take on the go. It's ok , but not that strong in vibration.
    • I have the Nea and I feel kinda meh about it. I'm thinking about getting the Alia because I have the Soraya and like the feel of the vibrations from it but I'm iffy because they're not quite as strong as I'd like. Out of those two, I'd go with Alia.
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  • What color did you choose?
    • What Insignia Alia color did you pick? they all look so class how do you choose? Or which color do you want?
    • Quote: What Insignia Alia color did you pick? they all look so class how do you choose? Or which color do you want?
      I like the light pink the best. But it seems like you can't go wrong!
    • I like the rose
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  • how can i know right one?
    • gnomey
      I had an old vibrator and it was okay but now "I can't get no satisfaction" as Jagger would say, I want to get a vibrator that is good and not real expensive. I bought one called a Rabbit Pink and it is terrible for me. Even with personal lube it doesn't work at all. So I want to find a new one that will work and order it soon....I am so needing it!! I want also to have one that will also vibrate my g-spot as well as my clit.
      Help please!!
    • Quote: I had an old vibrator and it was okay but now "I can't get no satisfaction" as Jagger would say, I want to get a vibrator that is good and not real expensive. I bought one called a Rabbit Pink and it is terrible for me. Even with personal lube it doesn't work at all. So I want to find a new one that will work and order it soon....I am so needing it!! I want also to have one that will also vibrate my g-spot as well as my clit.
      Help please!!
      Well THAT one is not inexpensive. I suggest finding things that are interesting and reading the reviews to see if they will work for your body type.
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      I would highly recommend this product for you. I've tried a few of the cal exotic G-vibes, and they're really powerful for the price :D
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  • Insignia Alia – discreet massager
    • This may not be worth it,is it?
    • Miss E
      Quote: This may not be worth it,is it?
      I'd say it is. LELO toys last a long time and come with a warranty. As for this toy in particular, you really can't go wrong with the shape and overall design -- I've been having a lot of fun with it.
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  • Alia vs. Siri
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    • I'm not sure but I've been wondering this too
    • I would like to know this as well. I have neither, but I'm wondering which is the most powerful for when I have to make the big decision. I do have great waterproof toys so if the Siri is in fact the stronger rumbly toy, I am willing to give up the waterproof-ness of the Alia.
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    • how do you use it
    • Lol, the reviews include a lot of detail.
    • I kinda wondered the same at first.
      It's a clit vibe - use it as you would any other type of clit toys. ;)
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