Silicone slims G-teaser - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by giggled

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All buck, no bang

I was able to achieve an orgasm if I lay on my stomach and thrust my hips against this wee little toy, but it seems like an awful lot of effort for something with batteries.
None - lots of potential, none of it met.
Everything: lousy vibration power, painful nubs, too small as a dildo, and it eats batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The bumps on this toy are nice, but don't do too much. Despite its modest size, the vibration does not make much of an impact where it counts - my g-spot. This was my first Eden Fantasys toy, and it was a major disappointment. Luckily, it wasn't my first toy ever and certainly not my last.

As reasonably safe as the materials are, they felt cheap (though it's entirely possible the materials have been upgraded in the time since I bought the product). I tried this as an anal vibe, since it was slim enough and tapered nicely. Unfortunately it didn't do much in that respect either, but was nice in conjunction with fingers or another toy.

As tight as I am, this toy was too slim and too short to provide adequate stimulation. Its vibe was weak and even though it hit the nubbed cross guard, the nubs were too hard and the cross guard itself too angular to provide pleasure or stimulation. Instead, it sort of hurt. Thinking it better as an anal toy, it did provide some stimulation; but it didn't stay in easily and wasn't thick or long enough to be effective there, either.

Make no mistake, it's not difficult for me to orgasm. A slight breeze, a few finger flicks, and I'm there. Despite that, this toy left me irritated and annoyed.

The motor itself ate batteries quickly and provided a surprisingly weak vibration, even in the base. The little bumps around the base are too hard and oddly angled to stimulate, and will probably hurt more than anything.

Unfortunately after trying out every possible use for this toy, I gave up and threw it out. It is definitely not worth the money. Even if you're new to toys, try something that actually has half a chance at making you come.
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  • Mamastoys
    Sorry it was such a flop for you. hope you get something beter next time
  • sixfootsex
    Thanks for the review! I had a feeling this toy was a piece of crap...
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Red Riding Hood
    Awww sorry it was such a dud. Thanks for the honest review.
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • BobDoug
  • breebree
    great review
  • breebree
    great review
  • breebree
    great review
  • breebree
    great review
  • EdenUser
    Thanks. c:
  • Tbanda
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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