Amaaaaaazing
Once upon a time I was younger and all my bits were tighter, but I had a baby and suddenly my bits were sadly lax. But now I have found Desi and lo! I have a tighter vagina. And there is much rejoicing.Published: March 24, 2011
Pros:
Absolutely adorable, easy to use, and it works!
Cons:
The silicone is a touch abrasive and collects lint.
Let's talk about Desi.
Now, you see how cute this toy is on the screen, but that is misleading. This toy is downright adorable. The plastic bits are adorable, the silicone bits are adorable, and the box is like those that you get Smidgens in at Gertrude Hawk. It's fun to hold, too. I spent several minutes just rocking the Desi back and forth in my hand to feel the weights roll around. My husband called it "somewhat therapeutic."
The silicone bit is somewhat abrasive and requires lubricant (water-based lubricant, because this is made partly of silicone) or it will hurt going in. After it's lubricated though, just slip one ball in (hold the little strand between the balls to get a better grip) and then the other, and squeeze. Ta-da! You probably won't forget that these are there either. The sensations that these give off are not easy to ignore. Do a little dance and feel them bounce around. Go jogging and they seem to be going insane (this is a lot of fun, by the way). I actually bought these because I had hoped they would make exercise an orgasmic experience. They didn't, sadly-- the Desi doesn't seem to make my joy buzzer go ballistic. The sensation isn't unpleasant though. I do have a tighter hoo-ha after only two weeks of use though, and since that was the second reason I bought them I don't count it a waste.
Cleanup is very easy-- hot water and anti-bacterial soap should do it. Take it apart so you get it squeaky clean, and if you flip the silicone... sheath (Can I call it a sheath?) inside out and insert the balls that way, it's much easier to reassemble. Of course, you could boil the silicone sheath. Don't boil the plastic balls, though.
Make sure you at least rinse these before use. They attract everything-- lint, hair, fuzz, and small dogs. None of those things are good for your bits.
And one last little thing; Pee first. You'll need to relax for both putting them in and pulling them out, and if you haven't been doing your vaginal exercises regularly (like me) you will have an accident.
Now, you see how cute this toy is on the screen, but that is misleading. This toy is downright adorable. The plastic bits are adorable, the silicone bits are adorable, and the box is like those that you get Smidgens in at Gertrude Hawk. It's fun to hold, too. I spent several minutes just rocking the Desi back and forth in my hand to feel the weights roll around. My husband called it "somewhat therapeutic."
The silicone bit is somewhat abrasive and requires lubricant (water-based lubricant, because this is made partly of silicone) or it will hurt going in. After it's lubricated though, just slip one ball in (hold the little strand between the balls to get a better grip) and then the other, and squeeze. Ta-da! You probably won't forget that these are there either. The sensations that these give off are not easy to ignore. Do a little dance and feel them bounce around. Go jogging and they seem to be going insane (this is a lot of fun, by the way). I actually bought these because I had hoped they would make exercise an orgasmic experience. They didn't, sadly-- the Desi doesn't seem to make my joy buzzer go ballistic. The sensation isn't unpleasant though. I do have a tighter hoo-ha after only two weeks of use though, and since that was the second reason I bought them I don't count it a waste.
Cleanup is very easy-- hot water and anti-bacterial soap should do it. Take it apart so you get it squeaky clean, and if you flip the silicone... sheath (Can I call it a sheath?) inside out and insert the balls that way, it's much easier to reassemble. Of course, you could boil the silicone sheath. Don't boil the plastic balls, though.
Make sure you at least rinse these before use. They attract everything-- lint, hair, fuzz, and small dogs. None of those things are good for your bits.
And one last little thing; Pee first. You'll need to relax for both putting them in and pulling them out, and if you haven't been doing your vaginal exercises regularly (like me) you will have an accident.
Experience
Is your car one of those that probably needs servicing or is perhaps a bit old? Does it vibrate annoyingly while you're idling? Be annoyed no more! Have your Desi in place when you get in the car and you will never be bored at a red light again. The balls vibrate on the inside, and the string rubs some interesting places in your panties. I now look forward to traffic jams.
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kegelnewbieHey everyone. I am very small (5 feet) and I ordered the Juno because I heard such great things about it. When I got it, I was kind of startled at how big it was. I cant get all of it in (I get a little more after the last ball in the Juno) but a little pokes out. Is that normal? Am I supposed to be able to walk around with it? I couldn't find any instructions on how to use it. Someone please help!! -
Quote: Hey everyone. I am very small (5 feet) and I ordered the Juno because I heard such great things about it. When I got it, I was kind of startled at how big it was. I cant get all of it in (I get a little more after the last ball in the Juno) but a little pokes out. Is that normal? Am I supposed to be able to walk around with it? I couldn't find any instructions on how to use it. Someone please help!!The Juno or the Desi? You've linked to the Desi but are talking, it seems, about a different toy?
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I have not been able to find directions for this product either. At least not any that are simple to understand. I would purchase it, but I fear it might be a waste of time. Is it supposed to be common sense?? Is there a kegel exercisor for dummys?? I would just like to know how I would use it if I bought it.
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thanks for the review, you might want to mention a few more details though, "hard" facts. great commentary though.
Does this really have a lot of feeling during use? I've been trying to figure out which vaginal balls give the most sensation.
Nice review!
ty for the review
Thanks for the review!