Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Happy Camper

Another Traditional Vibe

This toy comes highly recommended and so you have a lot of reviewers telling you that the toy is great. I had a rather different experience with the toy that leaves me disappointed and incredibly underwhelmed. There are other inexpensive plastic vibrators out there that I prefer by a landslide.
Published:
Pros:
Inexpensive, waterproof, narrow for beginners, powerhouse.
Cons:
Friction without texture, way too hard, not enough precision.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
This came highly recommended to me in the comments of my My Secret review. I was new to toys, I was on a student budget, I really liked the My Secret, and I was eager to try more toys. Based on all these things, it's easy to see the logic in going on to try the Turbo Glider. But this toy has some major drawbacks for me making it one of my least favorites.

The toy is waterproof. It has that going for it. I used it in the shower and I was able to clean it in the sink. The toy is also a rather hard plastic so there are no ridges or tricky spots to clean when you're wiping it down or spraying it. It's waterproof as advertised.

As nice as it is to have a waterproof toy though, this toy just did not sit right with me. The plastic helps conduct vibrations, and in fact the toy material is rather translucent so you can see the little gears whirring and turning, which I thought was really really neat. The vibrations are really powerful and they conduct throughout the entire toy. So why do I not like this toy? The vibrations don't really seem to go anywhere. The toy is made with all these nice contours and bulges which are supposed to make it really nice for thrusting, but this toy just felt bony inside me and it made me aware of my cervix and pelvic bone. It had no texture which my insides could sink into. I don't mind plastic toys that are filling with the velvety finish, but somehow this toy, while smoother, has a lot of friction to it and doesn't hold lube very well at all. It was a complete waste to use internally and thrust with it, which really surprised and disappointed me.

Now what about external use? Well there are a few problems there too, in my experience. The end of the vibrator is a power house, but the tip is very rounded. One of the things I love about the My Secret and Dream Massager G (apart from their velvety texture) is that they both have that very tapered end that can really put all the vibrations onto the head of a pin, which works very well for my shy clit. The Turbo Glider was too rounded. It covered too broad of an area to really allow that precise stimulation which my body reacts to so strongly. In fiddling with it enough, determined to make the toy do my bidding, it would occasionally come across the right spot but it didn't do so reliably enough for me to really have a high opinion of this toy.

This toy might be good for beginners because it's so narrow and because there's a lot of variation in the controls so you can learn how much buzz you like. But honestly, while this toy is a powerhouse, it doesn't bend to my will and function how I want it too. Firm is good in my book. Velvety is okay. But this tends to feel more like a stick up there rather than a toy. It's just a pain. And not the kind I enjoy.
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My Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    My thoughts exactly about this toy. good review and video!
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Good review! Thanks for sharing!
  • Bunnycups
    Bunnycups  
    Great review and video. I love your wallpaper by the way. It was cool to see the little gears go to work in the vibrator.
  • tigerkate
    tigerkate  
    Thanks for the great review! Sorry this one didn't do it for you..
  • ~Brittany~
    ~Brittany~  
    great review
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ivy Wilde  
    I appreciate your honest and descriptive negativity.
  • Ivy Wilde
    Ivy Wilde  
    Oh... And thanks for the link to the Dream Massager G. I've added it to my wish list.
  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    Thanks for the great review
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