Loud and overwhelming, but at least it's cheap.

It's not interesting, it's not new. Plastic with simple contours might work for some women/couples, and if you already know it will work for you, this is an opportunity to own a simple and traditional vibrator at a value-level price. Otherwise, save for something better.
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Pros
High intensity might be just right.
Easy to clean.
Cheap!
Cons
High intensity might be too powerful.
Very, very loud!
Hard plastic may be uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review
The first thing to keep in mind is that the minimum speed on this vibe is very high - it goes from zero to sixty in an instant. While other reviewers have expressed pleasant surprise at kind of power from a battery-operated vibrator, we didn't much care for the intensity, as extended use resulted in somewhat of a numb effect. For others, this might be different. The dial-base (which usually takes two hands to operate) offers a continuous range of vibration between powerful and very, very intense. Compared to push-buttons, this could be a pleasant surprise, as it can be varied at will without scrolling through the other settings. Other reviewers have experienced deterioration as the batteries drain - do your research. In other respects, I doubt it would break.

The toy clearly lends itself better to insertion than clitoral stimulation. The small, rounded tip is easy to place, but the vibrations there are too intense ... conversely, the other bloops are too large. Since it's made completely of plastic, there are lots of ways to clean it - use a toy cleaner, rubbing alcohol, or just go for soap and water (running water won't damage its workings). The design is thin and non-threatening for beginners, and it is relatively easy for another person to handle. No texture, just smooth contoured plastic - in other words, it's not boring, but it's not exciting either. As a material, it's rigid and unyielding, and as one might expect, it does not conduct heat.

Sharing a room with someone else? No need to find an inconspicuous place to charge it - this vibe runs on batteries. Having lived in dorm rooms for a while now, we're fairly skilled at stealthy sex. While using this, we kept shooting paranoid glances at the door and wondering if our poor floormates had noticed! The Turbo Glider creates enough noise to be heard outside of a closed door if the place is otherwise silent, and of this we were well aware. Underneath a comforter cover, we managed to enjoy relative secrecy, but vibration-conducting plastic is not the material you want if you are worried about being discovered in the act. Again, for some, this might not be as much of an issue - and using it in a shower usually masks the sound.

As for our recommendation? While you can't beat the price, don't assume this will be the be-all and end-all of vibrators. If you don't think rigid plastic will feel right, pass this one up and invest in silicone, which heats up when held instead of feeling cold and tends to be more flexible than plastic. It comes down to personal preference, but I have opted to move on to a quieter, softer, warmer, equally waterproof silicone vibe. We've never looked back.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • Long / extended session
    • Middle age couples
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
    • Young couples
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bathtub
    • Home
    • Shower
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  • Contributor: Kayla
    Pretty good review, but I'd want to know a little bit more about how to clean the toy safely. I know you said the vibrations were strong, but what levels does the toy include? Can you feel the texture internally? Thanks for the review, though.
  • Contributor: Requite
    Hey, thanks for the comments. No special cleaning requirements compared to any other plastic toy - soap and water work, as does toy cleaner and a rubbing-alcohol/rinse method. Twist-dial on the bottom goes from strong to really, really intense. And I wouldn't really call it a texture, but at least it's not completely smooth and boring.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    I would edit your review and include these details and any others you can come up with.
  • Contributor: Requite
    Yep, just did.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    I like the color of this one. Very pretty!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Crystal1
    Glad I'm not the only one to not give this five stars! Everyone else seems to be madly in love with it, I was just kind of in like.
  • Contributor: big b
    thanks
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    thanks for the review and describing its vrooms.
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