Xtreme pack G-spot bullet - sex toy by EdenFantasys - review by DreamWolf

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Beautiful, powerful, versatile and woohoo!

Such a power, such a versatility, and it is totally friggin' entertaining!

The deep, rumbly vrooms will sweeten the patterns I am never interested in, and this mighty pleaser doesn't only make me enjoy them! As its constant vibration mode is as strong when you plug the jack plug into the Solar Bullet! And oh, how many ways the purple beauty can be enjoyed!

It's among my most precious pleasure toys, and you will see now why I wouldn't give it for all the treasures of the world!
Published:
Pros:
Powerful, Jack plug good for Solar Bullet, Versatile shape, Entertaining patterns, Lovely design
Cons:
Wish it was rechargeable, Not waterproof, Loud, Awfully working cord, Lights not advised for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I received this little one as a free gift some months ago, and I bet I don't have to explain why I got more than one, as many as I could! The main reason isn't only that one can have even more vroomers around (and as we know our precious vibes don't run forever) - the jack plug allows you to connect it to the Solar Bullet, and though the patterns aren't available in that option, but oh holy cows, the deep and rumbly power is totally the same on sheer solar force!

The fine curve offers tantalizing G-pleasures, and it also has its pointy tip to tease and please your sweetest spot! Not to mention that, with careful enough use, you can enjoy it in your craving hind flesh, as long as you pay all the needed attention to avoid horrid accidents and cover it properly! Whether you are a beginner or an advanced lover of vibration patterns, Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet is a mighty affordable source of the sweetest delights for your desires!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The PU coat on the hard plastic vroomer is a joy to touch, being smooth and peachy like a baby kitten's nose! It has only the always pleasant, subtle smell and taste of plastic - nothing what would weird the sensitive ladies and gentlemen out. The control case has a shiny, purple hard plastic base with no smell and taste, and the same material is used for the ridged, matte green parts. Every bit is deliciously smooth, even the tiny, green buttons and the black, lighted speed/pattern interface.

The level 7 safety rated PU coated plastic is completely non-porous, and latex and phthalates free. Being so deliciously smooth (except the seem going around, a little lower than the exact middle of the bullet), it is excellent for beginners and those who can't stand any texture! And oh well, who said you can't dare to experiment with the seem a little in that sense?

The control case is made of level 8 safety hard plastic, which is also completely non-porous, and latex and phthalates free! Not to mention that it is food-grade and hypo-allergenic as well!
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I must admit that I am totally in love with the colors!!! As purple and green are among the lifelong favorites of mine, I didn't mind the wee bit funky looks the bulged shape of the control case has. But all hail its designers, the construction with the ridges all over the green parts ensures a comfortable, safe hold, to fit into your tiny hand ergonomically! The large bullet is much more simple, just a rigid but delicately smooth G-curve with some girth to fulfill your flesh's hunger.

And to inform you accurately, and prove why this vivid beauty is a lovely choice for beginners and advanced pleasure toy lovers alike, here are the measurements:

control case length: 4 3/4 inches
control case width: 1 5/8 - 1 7/8 inches
control case thickness: 7/8 - 1 inch
control button length: 1/2 inch
control button width: 3/16 inch
cord length: about 33 3/4 inches (the soft but tough plastic cord has its bent parts to prevent an exquisitely accurate measuring...)
bullet length: 3 3/4 inches
bullet diameter: 1 inch
curveless portion length: 2 3/4 inches
curve length: 1 inch (measured in the angle of bullet length measuring!)
total diameter: 1 3/8 inches (with curve tip included, measured in the angle of bullet diameter measuring!)
difference between bullet diameter and total curved diameter: 3/8 inch

Yes, the buttons are tiny, and you may hit them by accident - but everything else is pretty damn impeccable!

The small diameter of the bullet is more than beginner-friendly, and because of the total diameter with the curve it might also be a good enough trainer to get used to larger sizes. It still hits your precious spot with its firmness, though ladies who prefer pliable tease may have to be a little careful with the pressure. I really don't like hard, pointy G-tips to tell the truth, because I am truly vigorous when it comes to pleasures in every way! But the size lets me enjoy the shape in a most delightful way!

Advanced pleasure toy lovers can also rejoice, because seekers of discreet little vroomers will be able to tuck everything into a smaller pouch, and carry it in a purse, large pocket or glove box! Hiding is manageable with the same ease, as long as you have enough space for the described size. Choose a drawer, hide your vibe pillow, and oh my, finally, those fancy toy chests can contain a pleasing object of delight! (I don't intend to obtain ANY of them, because their price is close to ridiculous for their size! You can just go to a thrift store and get any other chests for a few bucks instead, and even modify and decorate them if you are a craftier soul!)
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is mighty easy to control this object of your desires: in the middle of the control interface there is an ON/OFF button, for instant access in any moments. On its left there are the two SPEED buttons, and on its right the two MODE buttons. Both pair are have the same design of arrow shapes, and the curved text on the top lets you know that 35 different vibration patterns can be enjoyed with this amazing little one! (It says "35X VIBRATION".)

The shiny blackness gets lit up with THE GROOVIEST FLASHING LIGHTS you have ever seen in casual, wired bullet vibes! The vertical line of light spots has 4 little, oval lights, and over everything, in a cupola shape, 10 dots flash for your entertainment.

The groovy vroomer runs on 2 AA batteries which are easy to put in and take out, and the rest you have to do to get ready is to plug the jack plug in! You hit the ON/OFF button, and the vivid vroomer will light the two rows up!

Here is a complete "guide" for you to show what the speeds and patterns are, and what lights come on when you are using them:

The lowest, constant vibration comes on as you hit the ON/OFF button, and the lowest oval light flashes green in the vertical row. These speeds below have the red spots flashing only for the constant vibration, the first pattern.

1. constant vibration speed: 2 red spots glowing on the cupola row
2. constant vibration speed: 4 red spots glowing on the cupola row
3. constant vibration speed: 6 red spots glowing on the cupola row
4. constant vibration speed: 8 red spots glowing on the cupola row
5. constant vibration speed: 10 red spots glowing on the cupola row

Going to the second pattern, the cupola row of red lights starts to be dancing away! The green lights in the vertical row flash, or glow with a slight, barely noticable flashing on every second pattern level.

1. pattern:

constant vibration
1st light flashing green
red spots glow

2. pattern:

slow speed pulsation
1st light glowing green
red spots start to glow on the top and the rest lights up going down slowly, filling the row up

3. pattern:

rapid (faster than fast) pulastion
2nd light flashing green
red spots start to glow on the top and the rest lights up going down fast one by one on both sides, except the first two on both sides, then from left to right, filling the row up, then from left to right then back again, filling the row up then going back again, again and again, then from top going down one by one for the top 4 dots

4. pattern:

slow to fast pulsation again and again
2nd light glowing green
red spots start to glow on the top and the rest lights up going down slowly one by one, then the faster the pulsation gets the faster the glowing is too, with less and less dots lighting up, minus 1 pair on every level

5. pattern:

extremely slow rollercoaster
3rd light flashing green
red spots going from left to right one by one again and again, then going from left to right, filling the row up, then from left back and forth, filling the row up then going back again, again and again

6. pattern:

three fast, high pulses, then one slow, high pulse descending to low speed again and again
3rd light glowing green
red going from bottom to top on both sides two by two, then from left to right two by two, filling the row up

7. pattern:

slow, high pulsation, then high constant vibration
4th light flashing green
red dots all flashing, then going from left to right filling the row up

The flashing of red lights doesn't cling to the rhythm of the patterns, but it's still hilariously entertaining! But beware, because if you have, or have the chance to have epilepsy, seizures or anything similar because of flashing lights: DON'T USE THIS VIBE, OR DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHTS!

Hitting the SPEED buttons either changes the speed or the power of the patterns, let's see:

1. pattern: changes power
2. pattern: changes speed
3. pattern: changes speed
4. pattern: changes speed
5. pattern: changes speed
6. pattern: changes speed (and results in more short pulses, and shorter long pulses)
7. pattern: changes amount of pulses (like one less pulse with one more level of speed)

I have measured the basic info on the lowest speed, and then checked out how the patterns are with the increasing of the SPEED buttons. And I must add here that I have been trying to do my very best to record all of the different effects, it could be that I wasn't entirely accurate everywhere. It just adds to some possible confusion (and frustration when you try to get to know all of these effects) that sometimes the vrooms entirely stop while the lights are flashing, but not in a scary way, rather in a silly, goofy way! It happens rather when you hit the buttons and use combinations so much that it is too much for the engine, confusing it a little bit. Sometimes it doesn't actually change the patterns either, though the lights do change. Yes, it is groovy, goofy, silly! Like some kid running around shouting loud, or a young person being silly and just not well-coordinated on drugs - I don't know, just imagine something relatively close!

Such things don't happen often though, if you don't keep on hitting the buttons in a frenzy, and the mind-blowingly deep and rumbly vrooms are always on a highest power! Yes dear power queens, you CAN compare it to Leaf's Life, We-vibe's Salsa, and Je Joue's MiMi! YESSS YESSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS, YOU READ IT RIGHT! IT IS TOTALLY MIND-BLOWING!!!

The vrooms can be felt in the tip with most power, decreasing along the bullet as you go to its bottom. This means that not only 35 variations are available for your greatest satisfaction: you can also use the different spots of the bullet for varying levels of force! And though this little one is not waterproof, and on the top of that it is so loud that it could be heard even through a close door, the patterns are so hilarious that even I, a picky lower of highest constant vibration want to enjoy the different sensations! All the patterns are on the highest speed (except the first one, offering lower speed of constant vibration), and you just can't resist to revel in all of them!

All the goofy grooviness is so surprisingly fun in Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet that its entire personality totally fits mine! Power-lover, vivid, entertaining, silly, versatile, safe and totally satisfying - I couldn't ask for more!!!
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of the vivid vroomer is mighty easy, as the completely non-porous, hard and peachy PU coated plastic can be cleaned with water and soap or toy cleaner. It can handle water and silicone-based lubricants, and you can clean the control case with isopropyl alcohol as well as the way you treat the curved bullet.

As the total size of this wonderful, NON-WATERPROOF vibe isn't bulky, it can fit in anywhere as long as you have the described size's space as said before. I just keep it in a bubble wrap, in a small jewelry chest's long drawer. Yep, it is used as a toy chest for the li'l ones, Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet fitting in purrrrrrfectly!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

We could hardly call Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet's transparent plastic wrap a packaging. As you can see in the product pictures, only most minimal info is given, written with black fonts: product name, EF branding, country of origin, purpose of use (in theory of course) and bar code. As I remember you have to tear it open to take your wonderful mighty vroomer into your admiring, happy hands.

It can surely be used as a storage wrap, but you still want to be sure that you keep the purple and green loveliness completely dry at all costs, as it is NOT waterproof at all! Gifting will have to be a little more creative, because the simple packaging can be called anything but elegant or discreet! A delicate wrapping into some soft fabric shows the chosen one that you have poured your heart and soul into preparing the precious surprise, and don't forget to let her/him know that a pleasure object is going to arrive to her/him soon! Because of that unauthorized company isn't advised to hang out when the package is being opened!
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I know, I know, reading what a silly thing this groovy vroomer is, now you don't even want to have one anymore. What should I say... Yes, it works in a funny way, and indeed, it doesn't respond properly all the time. But that happens so rarely, it vrooms away so powerfully, and the immense versatility is just so purrrrrrfect for my taste that I do say it's 5 stars! Not a fragment less!

And if you look for a strong pleaser to use with the motor of your Solar Bullet then this is the one to go! You will be stunned by the difference between its original, lit up bullet and this purple power-curve!
    • All over body
    • Nipples
    • Rigid

Experience

Though the cord is so awful that the vrooms don't always work like said before, the rest of the experience is mighty exciting and entertaining! My standards for clitoral pleasure are limited to wand massagers lately, but I still find it to be a satisfyingly powerful pleasure vibe for my demanding taste! Internally it is also much-much stronger than what you encounter with other vroomers mostly!

Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet is among my most precious objects of delight, and it is also one of the most versatile pleasure toys I have ever had! No wonder it was a free gift for such a long time, I bet folks took it like candies! And if there is at least one of the listed reasons why you want one too, just grab it quick because you will find much more bliss in this little one than you thought you would! An all-in-all loveliness, and I bet you will think the same, of the groovy, goofy, purple and green power-pleaser! (No wonder it's called Xtreme, just look at its lights!)
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns
Follow-up commentary
This is still one of the most amazing little things I have ever bumped into!!!

Highly recommended to any power queens who enjoy other vroomers than the good old, giant wand massagers, because it is a true power house to run on solar power! Couldn't be better than that!!!
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