Blueberry left me feeling pretty blueThe Waterproof Turbo Glider Blueberry Bliss is a traditional vibrator with a funky, fun shape and color. Made from firm plastic, it is a economical and safe material choice for someone looking for a waterproof toy option. However it is fairly loud with weak vibrations. It will be well suited for a beginner with its slender body, but if you need a toy with intense vibrations or a bit of girth you may want to explore other options.
The Waterproof Turbo Blueberry Bliss is a traditional, no frills vibrator. You can use this one by yourself or let your partner take control. You can use it for internal or external stimulation on any of your erogenous zones. The Blueberry Bliss does not have a flared based on it so it is not recommended for anal use, if you do decided to use this for anal play make sure whoever has a grip on it holds on tight as no one wants to try and explain that to the ER doctor. The tip on the Blueberry Bliss makes a good teaser: run it across your nipples, your clit, or testicles. It also make a buzzy little anal probe, but only if you know you can keep a hold of it. The Blueberry Bliss is also waterproof, so if you wanted you could take it into the shower, tub or pool. The vibrations on this toy are not very strong or deep so if you need a little extra buzz with your toys you might want to look elsewhere. The Blueberry Bliss is also on the narrow side, so if you prefer some girth you will not find this very blissful.
The Blueberry Bliss is made out of a bright blue plastic which rates an 8 on the Eden Fantasys' safety scale. Plastic rates up there in safety for a variety of reasons: it is nonporous, hypoallergenic, and phthalate-free. This toy does not have the soft give to it that you will get with silicone, nor does it have the drag against the skin that silicone has. The material for the shaft of the vibrator is firm with a smooth texture. The only part of the vibrator that it not perfectly smooth is the cap that screws off the bottom for the battery compartment and the control dial. This has ridges similar to a screw off cap of a soda bottle. This aids in grip for not only replacing batteries but using the control dial when you may have lube on your fingers or the toy.
The Blueberry Bliss is made from a see through blue plastic, you can see the motor and the batteries inside of the vibrator. It is 7 inches long with 6 inches of that being insertable. At the tip of the Blueberry Bliss is three bulges, the first is about 2.5 inches in circumference and 3/4 of an inch in length, and looks like a nipple. The second is 4 inches in circumference and 1.5 inches in length. The third bulge is also about 4 inches in circumference and about an inch in length. Over the next 2 inches of length the shaft flares out ever so sightly as is goes down to the base from a circumference of 3.25 inches to about 3.75 inches, and then there is a bit of a divot in and back out at bottom of the shaft. Then there is the cap for the battery compartment, and the dial that operates the toy. Overall the toy is narrow. I think it would be a good choice for a beginner who may be looking for an economical waterproof vibrator. It is a very attractive design and the different bulges in the toy can be an enjoyable sensation. However if you prefer toys with more girth to them, this may not be the best choice for you. The bulges on the shaft may offer some G-spot stimulation to some users.
The Blueberry Bliss has only one steady pattern of vibration that you can increase from low to high by twisting the bottom of the base of the vibrator. It is powered by two AA batteries. The motor of the vibrator is located towards the tip of the toy, you can see it in the second bulge. When the vibrator is turned on you will be able to see the motor moving, it's kind of cool actually. The vibrations that the Blueberry Bliss puts out are rather weak, buzzy, surface vibrations. I find that it makes this toy more suited for external stimulation and teasing, as internally the vibrations just don't go deep enough to do much for me, even turned all the way on high. This toy is also on the noisy side, it seems to make more noise than vibrations. I would hesitate to use this even behind a closed door or with thin walls if I was worried about discretion. The Blueberry Bliss is waterproof so if you wanted to take it with you into the tub or shower you could, just make sure you keep the rubber O-ring in place when replacing the batteries in the toy.
As the Blueberry Bliss is made from plastic it is fairly easy to care for. It is nonporous so with proper cleaning it can be shared between partners. To clean the Blueberry Bliss you can use warm water and antibacterial soap or your favorite toy cleaner. You can also wipe the toy down with isopropyl alcohol to disinfect and clean. Plastic can also be used with water-based, silicone-based or oil-based lubricants without worrying that they will degrade the surface of the toy. As far as storage goes it is not recommended to store plastic with soft materials such as TPR as there is a slight chance that the toy's color could bleed onto the softer materials and discolor them. Other than that, plastic is fairly low maintenance, it does not collect lint and dust like silicone does, and you never have to worry about it melting like jelly toys.
My Blueberry Bliss came in very minimal packaging, a sealed plastic bag with some black print on it. Inside the plastic bag was the toy and a small piece of paper with some instructions on it. The packaging is not discreet as it is a clear plastic bag and you can see the vibrator clear as day. It is also not nice enough for gift giving. You have to tear into or cut the plastic bag to get the toy out so the packaging cannot be saved as a storage option for after use. It was minimal, but as I do not save most of the packaging it was no big deal to me. This is a very economical option for a vibrator and I'm sure minimal packaging helps to keep the cost down. If you wish to give this as a gift for someone, look into a nice gift bag or toy pouch for presenting it to its intended recipient.
I was not very impressed with the Blueberry Bliss, it will not be a toy that I reach for as a go-to option when I feel the need arise. I do think that with the shape of its tip the Blueberry Bliss would make a good teasing toy to use with a partner. You can run it along your partner's erogenous zones during foreplay, and that is about as much use as it will get from me. It is very cute and as I got it as a free gift with purchase, so I am not too disappointed.
Follow-up commentary 2 months after original review
I've tried to use this again on several different occasions, and I am still very disappointed in its performance. Maybe mine was a dud after all, but I don't see myself using this toy very much, if at all, any more. It is a cute design and could work well as a teasing probe if I was playing with my partner, but if I want some stimulation during solo sessions, I have plenty of other toys I enjoy more that I will reach for.
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