I rub my duckie pirate - vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by RacieAnnie

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I rub my duckie pirate

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Captain Yellow Feather, Scourge of the Seven Orgasms

Captain Yellow Feathers is the only duck I need. He is adorable, dependable, and can get you there. However, he does need to be handled carefully because he does have a few angles that aren't very comfortable. This toy comes with great packing and would make an awesome gift. I also love that I can keep him out on a shelf because he is so cute!
Adorable, Giftable, Discreet, Cute.
Weird pokey angles, perhaps a bit too small for easy use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Captain Yellow Feather is one yellow duck that doesn't discriminate who he plunders. He is good for all far and wide. He is a master of disguise and easily passes off as a cute duck. He is truly a swashbuckling vibe that does wonders on your clit. His tail is the gentlest for stimulation on the clit and vaginal opening. But beware of his beak, he bites if you aren't careful. While Captain Yellow Feather likes to pretend to be a the toughest pirate of Duckie Jone's Locker, he is gentle for relieving muscle aches along with plundering your pussy for orgasms.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Captain Yellow Feathers is built of the similar material of other ducks. He is composed of TPR, which he uses safely to plunder your booty. He smells like a rubber duck even though he wears the uniform of a pirate. When his soft hat comes off that's when then fun begins...
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As a pirate of the seven oceans, Captain Yellow Feathers is no stranger to travel. He is little and perfect as a stowaway. The greatest sin of Captain Yellow Feathers is that this tail is too short, and his beak is too pokey. Captain Yellow Feathers is great at disguise and blends perfectly in with a collection of knick-knacks and other booty.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Captain Yellow Feathers is a one battery duck. It's easy to unscrew his lid with a dime and slide the battery in. Getting the battery back is a struggle as Captain Yellow Feathers likes to keep his treasures. Captain Yellow Feather's vibrations come from his head, but you can feel the vibrations throughout. Captain Yellow Feathers starts sailing by turning on his wheel, which controls how fast he vibrates. His controls were simple and super easy to use. Sadly, I am missing an ocean (bathtub) to test Captain Yellow Feather's swimming skills against. But I made him walk the plank into the Popcorn Bowl Sea where he passed with flying colors.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Captain Yellow Feather is made of TPR, which means he is a one woman duck. To get Captain Yellow Feather oiled up and glistening for extra fun use either water or silicone based lube. To clean Captain Yellow Feathers use warm water and soap/toy cleaner. Although Captain Yellow Feather portrays himself as a tough duck, he cannot be sterilized with boiling water.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Captain Yellow Feathers come with his own treasure chest where you may cutely stash away your captain. The treasure chest is lined with red, satiny material fit for a Captain. The actual chest is not wood but very sturdy cardboard. I love toys that come with storage packing!
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
The duckie pirate is cute and whimsical. Sadly, whimsical doesn't get me off. I guess he might be a good teaser toy, but I found him to have too many pokey and hard angles to get me off. Currently he is just a shelf decorator in my dorm room.
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  • geliebt
    Very cute review! Sorry it didn't work out so well for you
  • Iron Man
    Thanks for the review.
  • Blake Klink
    nice review
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    Thank you for the review.
  • Blake Klink
    nice review
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