Wittle wabbit tickler - clitoral stimulator by Pipedream - review by Crystal_Rose

First things first, the packaging. The box design and graphics are cute, there is no heavy suggestive use of language and there is not a female porn star in sight. That’s a pleasant change of pace, to be sure. It was nice not to have to unglue my eyeballs from the back of my head after some substantial eye rolling. Your kids (or even a lesser enlightened adult ;p ) could see this box and not realize what it was.

It makes this toy a PERFECT choice for a slightly naughty bridal shower gift (whether it’s taken as a gag or not! Can you imagine the unenlightened ladies trying to figure out what the heck it is while those who do know try not to snicker? Lol!) or a Christmas or Valentine’s day gift. Or even a gift to someone you know who may not have much experience with sex toys. There is simply NOTHING threatening about the box or the cute hot pink (or purple) little bunny inside of it! Whether you are considering it for a lover, a friend, or a sister, it’s the kind of toy you could give to just about any woman without worrying about sending them head first into an epileptic fit.

The rabbit is actually a sleeve that you can put on or take off at will, so as such it was in a separate plastic bag and the bullet was in another one. I really like the bunny’s texture and flexibility. One reviewer complained that the ears are too stiff. I honestly can’t imagine how that could be possible. If these were any softer, they’d droop! And although I admittedly love my stimulation a bit edgier than most, I still believe that this would be a good toy for those even much more sensitive than I am.

I did have a moment of icky confusion though when I took out the bunny. Some sort of oily liquid came pouring out of the inside of the sleeve. Not much, mind you, but enough to get all over my fingertips and a rather vocal “what the hell?” outta me! As I didn’t know what it was, I immediately washed the toy with antibacterial soap and water. It wasn’t until later that I realized that I THINK this was actually a lubricant to provide you with some ease when slipping the sleeve over the bullet. But even with that in mind, I don’t know what the lubricant was made from (and I’m still not 100% sure it was what I think it was) and I don’t like any type of strange substance on my body, let alone down south, so given the chance to do it over again, I would have still washed it off.

I have no problem getting the sleeve on or off. Just remember to A) push the bullet ALL the way into the sleeve in order to get the full effect of the vibrations and B) DON”T PULL ON THE CORD WHEN TRYING TO REMOVE THE BULLET FROM THE SLEEVE! If you do this, I guarantee you, you will break your bullet. All you have to do to remove it is to push on the tip of the bullet opposite the end where the cord comes out, and the bullet will pop right out of the bottom of the sleeve. You have to do this while the bullet is vibrating. Otherwise, the sleeve will not turn loose.

When putting the bunny sleeve on a bullet, remember that the sleeve doesn’t have an exit hole for air to escape as the bullet goes into the sleeve. As a result, you will have to push it in a little way, then pinch the side of the sleeve so that some of the air can escape, and then push the bullet in further and repeat the pinch. You’ll have to do these at least three or four times before you’ll have the bullet all the way in.

Now to the fun part… Ha! Fun. That's a pretty good way to put it, because I can honestly say I've never had as much fun simply “playing” with a toy as I did with this one. I actually didn't care if I climaxed or not and that's never happened before! It's capable of creating many different sensations depending on which direction you go with it and anyone who does decide to get it, I strongly encourage you to play around with it to find out your own magical combination...

...Unlike the ears on the rabbit vibrators, you can apply this bunny any which direction you want. Remember when Alice went tumbling in all directions down the rabbit hole? Well, that’s a very good analogy for this toy.

Right side up or upside down, from side to side, and inside out or outside in… this little guy is full of surprises that will have you grinning like the Cheshire Cat! For me, the few winning positions were the back of the ears laid across the clitoris, or the ears pressed into the opening of my vagina for very shallow penetration, or sideways for pinpoint stimulation in two locations on the clit at once, and finally… the one that inspired a lightening bolt of a unique orgasm was just the tips of the ears touching my body at just the right location for the tip of one of the ears to slip underneath the clitoral hood.

First time this happened, it wasn’t intentional and I about jackknifed off the bed! It took me a moment to figure out what I’d done! The tips of those ears are perfectly shaped that if applied correctly, one of them will slip underneath that tiny fold of skin and come in direct contact with the clit. This is only going to feel good if you are really aroused. If not, it won’t be fun at all so I wouldn’t recommend going for it right out of the gate. But if you’re efficiently hot-an-bothered, it will have you rethinking your definition of the lyric “I’ve got you under my skin.” ;)

There is one flaw with this toy however, but it has nothing to do with the rabbit. As I mentioned above, I like strong vibrations. With that in mind, the bullet that comes with the Wabbit Tickler is NOT very good. After checking its power level, I didn’t even bother using it. Instead, I put the rabbit on another bullet I had that was better quality. If your clit is sensitive to sensation, then you’d probably be fine, but for those of you out there that are like me, then know that you’ll be buying this item for the rabbit sleeve and NOT the bullet. I knew this was going to be the case for me even before I bought it so I didn’t mind. And I like the idea of being able to put this rabbit on different bullets in order to create different sensations. I can’t wait to try it out on a bullet that runs on a 9v like the Golden Nugget!

So even knowing that the bullet it comes with is basically a piece of crap, I don’t care. This item still gets a five star review just because of the quality of the rabbit sleeve and I would heartily recommend it to anyone. This is one bunny that doesn’t worry about being late for anything, so it won’t run off and leave you hanging!

Ok, ok… that’s my last Alice in Wonderland reference, I promise! ;p