Chthulhu's RevengeThree stars is what I'm giving this vibe. I think highly of it, but it just isn't my favourite toy. I do like the clitoral attachment & that this vibrator is larger; I like intense toys. What turned me off was that the rotating shaft was inevitable, & sometimes I don't want it to vibrate, but simply to feel the clitoral vibrations & to stimulate my g-spot. It's a beautiful toy, and quiet, and easy to use, as well as splash-proof, but I just don't think it fits my standards the way I wish it did.
Clitoral Vibrator, Artistic & Whimsical, "Chthulhu vibrator," Safe-ish material, Large Size
May be too large/intense for some, Batteries not included, Doesn't fit well in included pouch
As the shaft rotates and the attached bullet vibrates (there are 3 Speeds + 4 variable speeds and a clitoral stimulator) this is definitely a multi-functional vibrator. It is intended to stimulate the g-spot (though different g-spots are in different locations and it may not stimulate every woman's g-spot) and the clitoris simultaneously. You can't stop the bullet or the shaft, meaning you can't just have one-Both indubitably vibrate at once, and the only thing that can be changed is the vibration speed and intensity and the rotation speed of the shaft. Now, though this vibrator is spash proof, I would not recommend submerging it in water, especially deep water. I have used it in the shower, but it is so large that it is most comfortable when I am laying down on a bed, and I would not trust to use it in the bathtub.
The material, which is 100% Medical grade TPE is safe enough for vaginal use and with most lubes (water based especially) though I always use a condom with any toy that isn't 100% medical grade silicone (Magnums are the only thing that will fit on this vibe), and it does not have a strong smell, though there is a slight smell to this vibrator because of the material. It has a jelly-like feel to it when you squeeze the head of the toy, and the shaft and bullet attachment as well. There are nubs and patterns all over this toy, which make the feel of it very intense. There is little taste though it seems to me that there is some. I don't believe that the texture is for anyone but advanced users, especially since the size and vibration speeds and whatnot add to the intensity, but if a beginner wants to try this vibe, my suggestion is strong common sense and caution with inserting it for the first time.
I thought the design was neat. Actually what first attracted me was the colour of this toy and all of the red rhinestones, all of the details and bumps and the little sea monster that I call "chthulu, elder god of the damned." There is so much detail to this vibe, and it's so intricate and clever and artistic. Who wouldn't want one? I am a little disappointed with the way the vibrations work because I wanted the head to stop rotating if only for a minute. It can make a woman quite sore if used in the wrong way or with the wrong vagina. I really like the size of this toy. It's large and intense, which is just what I've been needing. I think it's a better size for advanced users, as it's 9 3/4", 5 thick inches insertable (diameter of 1 5/8" and circumfrence of 5 1/2") and it's heavy at 17 ounces. I definitely don't think it's discreet enough to be left out when company is over (company that might look down on one for owning a snazzy sex toy collection that includes this beast of a vibrator), and as for travel you might want to hide it very well if you don't want it to be seen easily.
This is a firm vibrator, and the vibrations are very intense. Each vibration is a little more intense than the last, depending. There are 4 vibration settings and 3 rotation speeds, but many different options because you can change it up. It's like probabilty in math class-there are lots of possibilities to fit into this equation. I am not a huge fan of all of the functions, but would prefer if the head would cease to vibrate during a certain setting so I could focus more on my g-spot with this toy while the clitoral stimulator was still appeasing my clitoris. The controls are convenient and easy to use aside from this fun fact. As for noise level, I would say that this vibe has a fairly quiet motor, and considering it is very intense for a quieter toy. It is splash-proof, not waterproof, which means I don't recommend you submerging it in water, but if it gets a little wet in the shower, it still performs the way it was designed to.
This is a fairly easy toy to take care of. Because it's so big, I always put a magnum condom onto it for use with it, which keeps the shaft and head of this "black cock" clean. After use a sex toy cleaning spray can be used, or simple soap and water (I prefer anti-bacterial handsoap or a soap bar). To store it, I keep it in its original box, which I cut the excess off of, so that it is only a rectangular clear box. There was also a satin pink and black bag included, but it is very difficult to put the toy into it and to take it out, so I don't use it at all with this toy, though I use it to store 2 other vibrators in (2 small vibrators will fit in the complimentary bag included). Heed this warning: Small particles will stick to the material as it is TPR, so be sure to clean it before and after use, even if you use a condom with this toy. As for lubes, I always use water-based with all of my toys, including this one. Sliquid lubricant, which is sold on this website, is my favourite.
Follow-up commentary 6 days after original review
I don't use this vibrator very often, and when I do, it's with a magnum condom and only as a G-spot toy. I don't turn the vibrations on. It's basically just a dildo. Anything more is much too much for me.
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