Advanced clitoral pump sex toy review
The Advanced Clitoral Pump is the worst toy I have received. Although the vibrations are strong, they are not felt on the clit but rather in your hand. The suction was not strong and did not hold.Published: February 13, 2008
Pros:
I can honestly say there were no pros to this toy other than the vibrations were very strong.
Cons:
Vibrations are not felt on the clit; suction does not hold; button is difficult to press.
When I saw the Advanced Clitoral Pump on EdenFantasys.com, it immediately caught my eye; I wish it hadn’t. The Advanced Clitoral Pump was neither advanced or a pump.
Let me start with what I found when I opened the package. Inside were two sleeves for the pump. One was flat with a small raise in the middle, and the other one had ticklers on it. The one with the ticklers came on the pump, while the other one was squished together in the bottom of the bag. I actually had to rip the sides of the sleeve apart from each other, and it was very deformed.
Not realizing that it took AAA batteries, it was a little over a week before I could try out the vibrations on it, but I wanted to test the suction. I took it out, stuck it to my forearm, and started to pump. It would only pump twice before the suction ended. It did leave a red mark, but it faded within ten seconds.
Next, I positioned it on my clit to try the suction, and it failed miserably. It worked okay on a flatter surface like my forearm, but on my clit, it just would not hold the suction.
Finally, after getting some batteries for it, I gave it another shot. The batteries were confusing to get in because it looks like they should both be put in in the same direction. After a couple of trials, they were in correctly. I pressed the tiny button to turn it on and found it very difficult to press. It goes through three speeds before it turns off, but like I said, the button is very difficult to press.
When I tried the vibrations on my clit, I felt nothing. I left it there for a bit as I tried to pump it but found my hand going numb from the strong vibrations. I still felt nothing on my clit.
I did not find one thing I liked about this toy, and I really wish I could give at least one positive, but I just cannot imagine ever using this again. It is definitely not going to be in my collection.
Let me start with what I found when I opened the package. Inside were two sleeves for the pump. One was flat with a small raise in the middle, and the other one had ticklers on it. The one with the ticklers came on the pump, while the other one was squished together in the bottom of the bag. I actually had to rip the sides of the sleeve apart from each other, and it was very deformed.
Not realizing that it took AAA batteries, it was a little over a week before I could try out the vibrations on it, but I wanted to test the suction. I took it out, stuck it to my forearm, and started to pump. It would only pump twice before the suction ended. It did leave a red mark, but it faded within ten seconds.
Next, I positioned it on my clit to try the suction, and it failed miserably. It worked okay on a flatter surface like my forearm, but on my clit, it just would not hold the suction.
Finally, after getting some batteries for it, I gave it another shot. The batteries were confusing to get in because it looks like they should both be put in in the same direction. After a couple of trials, they were in correctly. I pressed the tiny button to turn it on and found it very difficult to press. It goes through three speeds before it turns off, but like I said, the button is very difficult to press.
When I tried the vibrations on my clit, I felt nothing. I left it there for a bit as I tried to pump it but found my hand going numb from the strong vibrations. I still felt nothing on my clit.
I did not find one thing I liked about this toy, and I really wish I could give at least one positive, but I just cannot imagine ever using this again. It is definitely not going to be in my collection.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Nipple play?
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Has anyone tried the pump on their nipples?
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You might try messaging someone who has done a review on this item-Advanced Clitoral Pump reviews
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feel good
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I dont know, I have never tried a clit pump. I assume it would feel pretty good though. My husband will use a little suction on my clit and that feels awesome so ....
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Quote: I dont know, I have never tried a clit pump. I assume it would feel pretty good though. My husband will use a little suction on my clit and that feels awesome so ....Same
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I'm not sure but there are 13 reviews there to check out.
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Clitoral Suction
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I came across these suction toys recently and I am intrigued by them. The idea sounds wonderful, I'm just worried that it's more gimick than anything else. Has anyone used a clit pump, and if so, how did you like it? Are there any that you would recommend to a first time clit pump buyer?
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I have yet to find a clitoral pump that actually provided continuous, consistent suction. :/
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Quote: I came across these suction toys recently and I am intrigued by them. The idea sounds wonderful, I'm just worried that it's more gimick than anything else. Has anyone used a clit pump, and if so, how did you like it? Are there any that you would recommend to a first time clit pump buyer?From my own experience with something else and from reviews of this style of product in general, I think that clit-suckers are hit-or-miss (mostly miss) and extremely dependent on individual anatomy.
You probably can't figure out which (if any) might be suited to you by reading the reviews.
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I haven't been impressed with Clit sucking toys either. I don't think they are kind to us!
Yea, unfortunately, this pump is junk.
great review
Thanks!
i was interested in clit sucking toys but they sound terrifying now... thanks for the review!
thanks
I got it 2 and had the same issues
nice review