Eden has a great habit of giving us tons of wonderful free gifts and adding some mystery is always fun. While this time I wasn't necessarily thrilled with what I received, I will still be adding any free or mystery gifts to my order when they're available. If you're already going to be getting something why not add a free mystery gift when you can?
This is great! It's free. The only downside is getting the same thing over and over again, but eventually you'll get something different.
Most people get the finger bunny
Published:May 31, 2013
Mystery Gift was not a Mistake
The mystery gift is a fun promotion. You can add a mystery item for $20 or add it for free with orders of $59 or more. The element of surprise is exciting and the anticipation that builds is fun. Even if you don't love your gift, it is still worth it to try it, especially since it is available for free.
Surprise and anticipation!
Some gifts are great
You can add as a free gift
Might not be pleased with your mystery gift
Published:May 24, 2013
Lil teaser sassy
Such a tease!
The Lil Teaser Sassy is small, quiet, waterproof, super cute and has some pretty awesome texture. Although the vibrations aren't quite as strong as I would like this toys makes up for it in other ways. I’m really glad I gave this one a try.
I love love love this toy. I use it for outside and inside vaginal stimulation as well as anal. I would recommend this toy to everyone. It's small and just perfect for almost anything. It comes in a great color and gives the right amount of vibrations.
I used the Lil Teaser Sassy as an erotic pacifier and it was amazing! For sex or personal pleasuring - it's a great companion toy. I highly recommend it to anyone who wants something in their mouth while other areas are being filled.
Flexible, ribbed, ring to string around my neck, no taste.
This item is worth your money and your time if you have a clitoral stimulation and love the action of someone licking you in areas of sensitivity. Lube such as Moist anal lube – lubricant (any water based lube) should be required unless used in the water. Remember not great for any kind of penetration. Great for nipple stimulation as well. However, if you like penetration adult toys this would not be the toy for you. This toy is a strictly "licking" action with vibration toy.
This item is great for clitoral use. Along with, being a great waterproof item.
This item is really only for "licking" purposes. Not a full throttle penetration action item.
This is our favorite toy so far. This toy has a unique shape to hit all the sweet spots and 7 different vibration settings to surprise your girl with. It is waterproof for added fun and is rechargeable. We couldn't ask for more.
This toy was a complete flop in any way that really mattered. The wife wanted something cute and wide (not poky) and bought it basically based on the picture. Disappointed. I can only comfortably recommend this toy if you really need something discreet and small, love the design and like subtle vibrations.
In general, I like the variety that the Sqweelers offer and prefer at least 2 of the 3 to the original wheel. Unfortunately, the Studded Sqweeler consistently feels sticky and has too much give...allowing little to no pressure to be exerted on the clit.
3 Different Textures Available (Not Counting The Original).
Something For Everyone.
The Studded Collects Dirt Like Crazy.
Studded Feels Sticky.
Must Apply Lubricant Liberally.
Published:June 10, 2013
Dragging and Nubby
The nubbed version of the sqweeler isn't something I'd suggest if you need a good amount of stimulation. The texture itself is very subtle, and the material makes for a very draggy toy that doesn't take excellently to lube.
Material is draggy,
This version doesn't offer much sensation
Published:February 18, 2013
Nubbed Sqweeler Wheel
This offers more options to the standard Sqweel wheel for when you want to mix it up and try something new. With three patterns and $9.99 each, they're a great deal.
I wish it were silicone
Nice alternative to the original wheel
Has some drag to it
Still can't apply a ton of pressure
Published:January 19, 2013
How do you make the Sqweel better?
Sure, you can live with the mediocrity of the original Sqweel wheel, but why not step up to the better experience in the Sqweeler?
Huge improvement over the original wheel
Published:January 18, 2013
Why are you reading this? JUST BUY THE TOY ALREADY. You can't get stronger, rumblier vibes for this price. Great buy.
I would say that even though I do not like the feel of mine being inside me comfortably, I would prefer for clitoris stimulation. Also, this clitoris hummer is worth every penny, as good as it works its job it should cost more.
I absolutely love the hummers cupped shape for clitoris stimulation
I would like the hummer more if it was a little softer or bendable for more comfort
The Clitoral Hummer is an inexpensive yet powerful and versatile external vibrator. I love both the scoop and the hook. Together they are an exciting combination. Unfortunately the motor runs hot. It's a decent toy for short play periods. However it's not great for extended play. I wish that wasn't so because otherwise it's a fabulous toy.
Scoop for broad vibrations
Hook for pinpoint vibrations
Numbing on hands after a while
Not good for extended play
If you like vibes that provide lots of different vibration patterns, you will never get bored with this toy! It's waterproof, cute and even has a microchip that remembers your last setting. It's a great little toy to add to your toy box.
Ah! Clitoral Hummer! You will make an excellent gift idea. With your multiple patterns, strong vibrations, discretion, and variety of uses, you are hard to fault! Add that to your very affordable price, and you will make a friend happy, indeed!
This is a nice set of a powerful multifunction vibrating bullet and soft absorbent Leaf towel. The towel has a multitude of uses and is attractive looking. The bullet is buzzy and powerful and has enough settings to satisfy most with indicator lights as well. I can't find much fault, other than a minor raised seam on the bullet. Not for the rumbly vibration loving crowd.
This is great as a free gift. The towel is handy and is there anyone who can't use just one more washcloth around the house? I know we have put ours to good use. The bullet leaves a lot to be desired but as a free gift, why would I complain? It is good for beginners and I'm sure some users would be quite fond of this bullet, just not me. The bullet got 2 stars, the towel got 5 stars, and as a free gift, I think this is worthy of 4 stars.
Available as a free gift, great little towel, lots of variety on bullet.
Buzzy and loud bullet, my hand went numb, uses a lot of batteries. Best for a beginner.
Beginners this one is for you. Not only is it cheap it will last forever! I have had this toy for around 3 years and its still working just fine. While it isn't the strongest on vibrations it will at least get you started and its size is not intimidating at all.
price, long lasting
only 1 intensity speed of vibration which isn't very strong
The Waterproof Pixies is an excellent choice for pretty much anyone, but it is also great for beginners. It is made well, completely waterproof, and very powerful. The long, slender handle makes playing with your clit or even the outside of your anus easy in any position.
Powerful, easy to use, wonderful on the clit, eliminates having to reach, slender handle
The Heart Racer is perfect for additional clitoral stimulation during sex. It's easy to hold and maneuver and can be used with either partner on top. It's waterproof, nice to look at, and made out of a safe and durable plastic.
This toy isn't for everyone. If you're looking for a beginner toy that is inexpensive, the toy will be a great start for you. For those who have tried vibrators before, I would suggest a different toy.
Quiet, small and easy to clean
Vibrations weren't strong enough, I feel they could be much stronger.
A strong, quiet, affordable, and nice looking clitoral vibrator... what more could you ask for! Works better than many of the more expensive vibrator I have bought. Great for use during foreplay and sex, this vibrator does it all!
If you are a clit vibe-aholic and you like cute vibes, this one fits both bills. Great vibrations directly on the clit lead to a quick and easy orgasm. Pair it with a good gspot vibe and YES PLEASE. Don't be fooled by the looks of it, the vibrations are pretty decent, even on a clit of steel like mine.
Overall, Heart Racer is a strong vibe and great value for the money. Unfortunately, we were disappointed that the speed control broke very easily - leaving us with a 3-speed vibrator. Despite that, it is more powerful than some luxury vibes, such as the Lelo Liv, but definitely does not offer the versatility and finesse that other vibes do.
Sleek, slim, ergonomic, easy to store.
Difficult to control speed. Could easily break the controller if not careful.
This is a versatile vibrator that can be used in any way you like. The heart shaped head means it is probably geared more to the female user, but as you will learn, this is fun for partner play as well.
Want a toy that will make you tremble and quake? One that will make your heart race? Look no further. This toy is great for couples and for those of you who enjoy your "me time". The Heart Racer takes your breath away and leaves your knees weak. Just like a first love.
Perfect length and angle to reach comfortably,
I had high hopes for this toy. It's rechargeable, stimulates multiple areas, and has a unique design. However, the lack of good vibrations, poorly designed charger cover, and rattling noise it produced made this a junk toy for me. While it was good a few times when we used it as a teaser, I could have just as easily bought a $10 vibe and gotten the same effect. I would recommend anyone interested to save up a bit more money, and get yourself a nicer toy.
Charger cover does not stay in place.
Very weak vibrations.
This is a nice toy, great for travel with its long battery life and storage pouch. Anyone with repetitive-motion injuries or arthritis will enjoy the ease of holding this toy. I absolutely love that it's rechargeable. I've tried using rechargeable batteries in toys that require batteries, but they tend to lose their power after being recharged a few times as the contact points flatten out for some reason, so I'm changing to rechargeable toys.
Comfortable to the hand/wrist, aesthetically pleasing
Charger cover just will NOT stay put, will take a few uses to get used to unique shape
This clitoral vibrator looks really neat and offers a wide range of vibration options, but while the vibrations are strong in the hand, they aren't quite pinpoint enough to do much for the average clit.
Bsoft is fun and futuristic. It's unique and pretty. This rechargeable toy is one of Bswish's newest items, a clitoral vibe that aims to send you over the moon with it's 7 speed vibration patterns and sleek contoured body.
If Jane Jetson had a vibrator, it would certainly be bSoft. This futuristic-looking clitoral vibrator provided me with intense and direct vibrations which lead up to a delicious orgasm. I'd recommend it to any vibrator aficionado!
Rechargeable, easy to clean, multi-function, nicely shaped.
Fresh by Leaf is a discreet little clitoral vibrator that packs quite a punch! Its powerful vibrations are rumbly and deep, and yet it's still incredibly quiet. This whimsical little leaf is a must-have for anyone who loves clitoral stimulation -- especially if they also require discretion.
Ergonomic, Powerful, Quiet, Discreet, Whimsical look, Small, Included pouch, Waterproof
The Leaf Fresh vibrator is a reliable and well-featured vibrator that's going to work well for most people. Depending on how strong you require your vibrations to be as well as what type of vibrations you enjoy, the Leaf Fresh may just be a reliable vibrator it may just be the favorite vibrator you own.
Easy to control, Fantastic, easy-to-hold shape, Rechargeable, Amazing silicone, Great packaging
I think that this toy is pretty great. It's simple, beautiful, effective and really very enjoyable. A great toy for anyone who's just starting out or any expert. It'd be nice to have some patterns on it, but then again the entire point of the Leaf line IS simplicity, so I'm just fine with it.
-Could be a little bigger
-Could have a couple vibration patterns
Smaller than expected but still packs a mean punch!
If you are looking for a strong toy that requires very little of you, this is your toy. This simple and easy to use clitoral vibe may be expensive, but it is well worth the cost for the intense vibrations. Think of what you will save not needing to buy batteries too!
Powerful, Rechargeable, Easy to use, Easy to clean, Waterproof, Fun looking design, Storage Pouch
The Fresh is fun modern, rechargeable discreet vibe that has an innovative heart shape, designed perfectly for the contours of a woman which offers different sensations from pinpoint stimulation to the smooth curve for massaging larger surface areas.
It goes from low rumbling power to high intensity vibrations in a couple of seconds of holding the button down, incredible!!
Rechargeable, multi-use, modern colour, Small and discreet, storage bag, Environmentally friendly,
The Fresh is strong, but not as strong as I'd hoped for. Made of silicone, it can be sanitized and shared, which makes it great for couples. It's got a bunch of different levels of intensity, but no patterns. The high points definitely outshadow the low points for me, though!
Silicone, rechargeable, multiple levels of vibration, easy to use and very intuitive.
No patterns, not super strong, only lasts an hour before needing a recharge.
Siri has been my FAVORITE clit vibe since the day I bought her! She packs a lot of power even in her small size (and she's quite too!). I wish I could give Siri more than 5 stars; I would be lost without this toy! Don't let the price scare you, she's worth every penny!
Long Battery Life
If this toy were waterproof or made entirely of silicone, it would be absolutely perfect. As it is, the Siri is tough to beat with its powerful vibrations and small size. Best of all, it is rechargeable and quiet.
Rechargeable, powerful, quiet, lockable
Not completely waterproof, seams between the silicone and plastic
I really want to like Siri, shes well built, beautiful and has awesome vibrations patterns, but she's just not powerful enough. Her weakness when it comes to water makes me a bit uncomfortable considering her price.
The silky silicone, ergonomic shape, strong vibrations, and easy to use buttons all seduced me into giving this four stars. If a new, waterproof version comes out I will be first in line to buy it because I love this toy aside from the fact that it isn't waterproof.
Vibrations are great, Rechargeable, Great shape
NOT WATERPROOF, Too expensive for not being waterproof
I think that Siri is a great clitoral stimulator, but I think that if you're looking to be cumming over and over again in one fell swoop or totally smashed out of your brain, overwhelmed by the vibrations, then this isn't the toy for you. However, if you like a balanced, well-rounded masturbation experience or if you're just plain moody, then I think this is perfect for you. Overall, it's a really great toy and I love my Siri. I'm very a pleased customer.
-Balanced with 'just' enough power
-Elegant, very small
-Easy care and Operation
Siri offers a variety of uses for a wide range of users. There is such an assortment of patterns and intensities that almost anyone can find something to love. These options make is a great toy for beginners who are trying to learn what is right for them. I really want to give Siri 5 stars because it is so close to perfection, but for the price, almost perfect isn't quite enough.
Wide range of vibration strengths and patterns, rechargeable, long battery life, discreet design
Relatively loud on highest settings, can cause finger numbness, not waterproof
This toy is worth the price because she is safe, strong, versatile and quiet. When you think you are at the end of her power, you click the button and get even more. The only thing that could make this toy better would be making it waterproof!
Strong, quiet, versatile, silicone
Occasionally hit a button while playing which changes the pattern, not waterproof
I have to admit I am a little disappointed in the whole Lelo toy line. Everyone speaks so highly of the line, but in my opinion it just is lacking. And for $99? And not waterproof? Pfft! So if you are looking for something and need lots of oomph... look elsewhere. If you are looking for a toy that does not have a lot of oomph? Pick Siri!
Neat feeling silicone.... ummm? I am at a loss! Oh! You get free lube!
Siri has become one of my favourite and most used toys, along with various other luxury toys. The only thing that could improve this wonderful toy is a waterproof function. Other than that, Siri is practically perfect in every way.
The Lelo Siri is a highly effective clitoral stimulator with a sleek, ergonomic design and easy to operate buttons. A true luxury vibrator, Siri is discreetly quiet with powerful, rumbly vibrations. It's also small enough to use during intercourse without getting in the way, and features controls can be locked for travel/storage. I just wish it was waterproof.
Powerful, rumbly, quiet, effective shape, rechargeable, charge lasts a LONG time, travel lock
Siri is the ultimate clitoral vibrator. It is ergonomically shaped to provide intense stimulation in which ever way you desire it. The thuddy vibrations provide deep stimulation and the patterns provide a lot of variety. Sadly, the Siri is not waterproof but it's saved by the fact that it is a rechargeable toy making it an eco-friendly sex toy.
Silicone, patterns, rechargable
nothing to protect port, not waterproof, buttons can get dirty.
This external vibrator is well worth the price just to be able to travel with it, use it even when privacy could be a concern, and that it doesn't require batteries to use. I love the feel of the silicone and the charging time is super quick! Don't road trip without this pleasure giver!
Buttons Can be Locked for Travel, Quiet, Powerful, Beautiful Packaging, Long Battery Life
Can Slip Out of Your Hands Easily, Not Splash proof and No Port Cover
Lelo's Siri is a nice, fairly powerful, little addition to their collection of clitoral vibes. It is quite cute, ergonomic, and easy to use. I like that it has so many functions and vibration levels. And I also like how Lelo backs up their toys with a 10 year warranty.
Siri by Lelo is an extremely well designed, sexy, small, and very powerful clitoral vibrator. It's success is really in its simplicity, which makes it not only very attractive but really easy to use. It's perfect for solo sessions, but also is great for couples! This is pretty much my new favorite toy, and I highly recommend it to anyone!
Small, sexy, powerful, well designed clitoral vibrator. I LOVE IT!
Not waterproof, which I don't mind but some people might.
It is hard for me to write a review on a product I thoroughly dislike and maybe I had unrealistic expectations but this toy was a total disappointment for me. I find very little positive to say about it except that if you have a very sensitive clitoris it might be good for you.
Can be a clitoral vibe
Not enough suction
I love suction play, but this wasn't the toy for me. I could deal with a buzzy vibe if the suction was strong, but weak suction and buzzy vibration made this a no-go. It might be an anatomy issue, though.
-made of quality materials
-different add-ons for different sensations
-not very strong bullet vibe
-had to keep pumping the bulb
The Clitoral Pump is adequate in achieving orgasm, but to do so requires lots of time and effort. The interchangeable sleeves are difficult to clean, and the pump is somewhat flimsy. Overall, this product gives a satisfactory performance for the price.
Quiet, strong vibrating ability
Low suction power, hard to clean, flimsy, requires excessive manual effort
Are you looking for a discreet clitoral vibe that's powerful with some variety in patterns? Are you looking for one with a fun and unique shape? Well, the Muse Massager is all this and more! Made from 100% silicone, it's easy to control. This cute little bunny may just become your new favorite play thing. It's great for clitoral stimulation, as well as sensory play on the nipples and other androgynous zones. Make sure to give this little bunny a try!
The Muse is cute, I'll definitely give it that. For me though, it's more of a fail than a win. The vibrations are very buzzy and a bit on the weak side, and the ears aren't flexible or big enough to actually "sandwich" my clit easily. The toy is best used by those who prefer pinpoint stimulation and weaker vibrations, and that someone just isn't me.
Very cute, Charge lasts a long time.
No information, Best for those who prefer pinpoint stimulation, Not very strong.
The Ascendancy is a really good, soothing and pretty little massager. Made of silicone and hard plastic it is sure to last a good long time and while it won't vibrate the walls of the house it will do the trick for the vast majority of users. Good for a face or scalp massage and great for grinding against this toy can please you from top to bottom!
Good vibration strength
In the new trend of ergonomic toys, this is a good starting place. Its two button control makes it non-intimidating, and the low to moderate range of vibrations make it great for anyone from beginners to advanced users. The only catch is that if you either like a lot of power or you are less sensitive, this may not be the toy for you.
Ergonomic, Good Variety of functions, Safe material, Easy to clean, Comes with storage bag
Can be weak for those who like or need power, Goes through batteries fast
I am fully converted over to vibes after encountering the Thumper, which certainly lives up to its name. With my petite build, this is the perfect toy to give me even more of my beloved g-spot orgasms and also enjoyable penetration and thrusting that remains comfortable and pleasurable for the duration of a long solo play session.
Strong vibrations. Variable settings. Smooth, soft material. Good design.
May not be long enough to hit everyone's g-spot, although perfect for me at this length.
I would highly recommend this toy if you're looking for something with many different settings, and that can be used in more than one way! If you are looking for something quiet and discreet, you should probably keep looking.
It's like a flash light and vibrator in one
This is a must-have for the bedroom. It glides smoothly and the design is perfect for clit and g-spot stimulation. The vibrations range from light to strong and cover all levels of pleasure. This would be perfect from a novice to a highly experienced user.
Ease of control, wide range of vibrations and its smooth texture for easy gliding
The Lighted Shimmers Hummer is amazing. You can change the level of vibration that you want which makes it great for people of all levels. When set on the highest setting it can be somewhat loud. I gave it a 5/5 on vrooms because when on the max level it is very strong. Sometimes even too strong for me, but I did turn it on to see how strong it was. Overall, I rated this toy with 5 stars. I think it is a great investment for anyone who likes clit stimulation.
Strong, Easy to use, Fast cleanup, Easy to hide, Uses AA batteries
Can be loud when on max vibe, Lighted base can get warm,
Overall, this toy is good for a beginner who doesn't want powerful stuff. I think the reason the suction is not very good is that this toy is cheap. I can barely feel the suction, but the vibration is somewhat decent. If you're looking for something powerful that will keep you wanting more, this is not your toy.
This product is not worth the money or the shipping costs. It is not what it seems to be. As far as the looks go it is appealing to a person, they are right on! When you get the AA batteries into the machine it all changes things greatly. All in all this is not a toy that I would tell my friends to go out and buy.
The smooth service is nice to handle. The color is very pretty.
Difficult to place and difficult to get a rise using this toy.
It was easy to clean, had very strong vibrations, and multiple settings. Though it isn't very discreet and there's no way of telling how strong the vibration is, it was really worth it. Best for beginners, still good for advanced users though!
Strong vibration, easy to clean, multiple settings.
Not very discreet, no way to tell how much vibration you have.
The vibrations were not strong at all; it was actually more of an annoyance. We released the suction and tried again, still no excitement. We moved it around, and it just was taking away from the excitement and causing more laughing than anything.