This would have been my new favorite toy if it had not stopped working due to mechanical error after only 30 minutes! The soft silicone coupled with the variety of vibration patterns quickly brought me to orgasm, but sadly, it cannot do that anymore.
If you're looking for a quiet, discreet travel vibrator, save your money for another vibe. This one looks like it'd be great, but because it doesn't work the way it's supposed to and the vibrations are too weak to actually get anyone off, you'll end up being more frustrated than you were before if you try using this one. Good idea, but not well executed.
Quiet, discreet use
Vibrations too weak, Toy too small to be of any use
If you like lighter, buzzier vibrations with somewhat discreet designs and whimsical patterns this is for you! Close2You has been known for their whimsical designs and fantastic packaging with all the extra goodies in them, and I have always wanted to try one of their products. This one was a bust for me, but I won't let that stop me from trying something else!
Beautiful design, great packaging!
Vibrations are too buzzy and charger has no indicators of completion.
The Vibrating Suction Lips are very poorly made, provide only mildly pleasant sensations, are very hard to clean and start to break apart from the first use. Coupled with the poor materials, the poor design and manufacturing means that this is not a toy that I'd recommend to anybody.
Pretty, strong suction, bullet works fine, cheap
Poor material, poor design, very smelly, hard to clean
For my first clit pump, I was extremely disappointed. For $12.99, you get what you pay for. The design is a patched up mess, the jelly smell was atrocious and the bullet was weak. It's also hard to clean but easy to break. I read other reviews on this and thought it would be worth a shot, but for me it rates far below standard and mostly seems like a waste of $13.00.
Might get some use out of the bullet
Smells horrible (Jelly), broke easily, hard to clean
After using the product I was very disappointed. It's hard to get into the anus due to its flexibility, so therefore there was no anal teasing, and the clitoral arm did not even reach the right spot. The curvature allows for some g-spot stimulation, but the vibration is a little on the weaker side. The best function I found for the product is simply using it as a clitoral stimulator.
Not loud, No smell, Good clitoral stimulator
Hard to get into anus, Weak vibration, One setting
Basically this toy is great fun for beginners. I liked how it helped me to avoid cramping. It is fun for anytime of the day, with or without a partner. It had a weird shape, but it was ok. The vibrator would have done well closer to the front.
Odd but cute and unique, the Extended Reach Lady Finger sends gentle, deep vibrations through your entire labia to soothe and stimulate. From your clitoris down your lips and curving into the super sensitive vaginal opening, it provides soft, all-over tingling. It may not be for those looking for high-power, but it's a good idea for anyone looking for something gentle and sensual.
Quite unique. Stimulates the whole labia area. Deep vibrations.
Fairly weak and hard to find a comfortable holding position.
This was a fun experience. My partner and I worked together to make this toy work. Even though it wouldn't stay on either of our tongues, we used it on our fingers. The vibration is very powerful and I enjoyed this toy on my clit the best.
If you are looking for something affordable to add some excitement to our sex life the tongue dinger is the perfect toy! Great addition for couples whether used for going down on your girl or heating it up when she gives you a blow job.
Overall, we were pleased with the vibrating tongue ring. Despite it having trouble staying on my tongue, it was effective and did add a bit of fun to our foreplay experience. If you are interested in trying something like this, give it a try.
The LingO is a powerfully quiet little vibrator designed to be worn around the tongue. However, the toy fails to stay on the tongue as designed, at least in my experience. Alternatively, it could be used as a very discreet finger vibrator. I would not recommend this toy for oral use as the vibrator itself does not appear to be truly waterproof and may result in a potential hazard.
Answering The Big Question: Does It Feel Like The Real Thing?
All in all this toy has a great concept, but it fails to deliver. I can orgasm from it, with time and patience, which are things that I usually don't have a lot of. It can feel like oral sex if you get it in the right spot, but it is so large and clunky that you can't hold it that way for very long. My hope is that the mini tongue and other variations on this toy have taken this concept and improved it. I give it 3 stars.
Large and clunky, too fast, loud, does not simulate oral sex for me.
This toy was very exciting in concept, a 4 inch tongue that vibrates and licks you in all the right ways sounds so amazing! The soft jelly with the textured taste bud bumps feels so nice inside and out. This toy can be used to stimulate not only the clitoris but also your nipples and any other area in need of attention. But the licks aren't strong enough for me and the vibrations are too loud to use if you have a roommate. This is a fun toy but works best with a g-spot stimulator.
The soft jelly is very comfortable and the textured bumps imitating taste buds add a fun texture.
The tongue's vibrations are loud, making it difficult to be discrete.
If you're not fond of the large size of rabbit vibrators but you crave the feeling of dual stimulation, the Extreme Butterfly Frenzy may be just what you need. That is, of course, unless you are the type of woman who prefers to use a different level of vibrations vaginally than clitorally.
Two motors, five speeds, strong vibrations.
One controller for both motors, somewhat loud on the higher settings.
This blew my mind. I am thrilled at the way it is partially insertable and the butterfly attachment cups your clit for a mind blowing orgasm. For me this was the best clit vibe I have used in a long time.
A powerful buzzy bullet with a TPR sleeve that has two full lips at the end, waiting to tease your skin. It works a treat for stimulating the nipples, but fell a little short downstairs for me personally. It's small enough to be travel friendly but not very discreet.
The Clit Hugger G-spot Pleaser was worth the try simply because it's unique, affordable and the quality is quite decent for the price. However, while it held me tight in some areas it also failed to measure up in others and proved to tease me more than please me, particularly in regards to g-spot stimulation.
Overall, this product seemed well made and easy to use. I loved the material and will buy other toys that are made of the same material. A great beginner toy or for those who require minimal power as far as vibrations. Very flexible, which was another good selling point. For me, it simply wasn't that exciting, but I think it would work great for others who just don't need that much power in their toy.
In all, this is my personal favorite when it comes to both clit and G-spot stimulation. This toy can be as gentle as you want it, or more powerful for the advanced user. It's a bit noisy, but not terrible compared to some other toys out there.
The Happy Kitty is simply not worth it. The designer should have concentrated on creating the same sort of in-and-out motion with a little more strength, and then this toy would have been a great alternative to vibrators. I can stimulate my clit far better with a finger.
No vibration-induced numbness
She says: If you like external stimulation and a toy that allows you to put lots of pressure on your entire pussy this toy is for you!
He says: This toy has a variety of uses, solo play and couples play are both enhanced. We were not able to adjust vibration level, and we are not sure if we have a defective one or that is the design. The instructions were vague about that.
Shape and the fact it gets me off every time.
Having a choice of stronger steady vibration would be good.
The Better Than Chocolate's neat touch pad control had me sold. I wouldn't be too quick to trade in all my clicker/button-type toy controls, though. The touch pad tends to act strangely in the shower, and it's hard to quantify "finger glides". Besides that, it's plenty enjoyable!
A toy that hits the g-spot and the clit simultaneously is a great idea, but this hit neither for me. The vaginal part was quite powerful as far as the vibrations go, but when used as intended it didn't hit anything important, so it didn't do anything.
great idea, small, portable
doesn't hit the right spots, AAA batteries, which I did not have
In reality, this is one of the easiest toys to suggest for people. First, go find a ruler. It’s alright, I’ll wait. Have you found one? Good. Now remove your lower undergarments and measure the distance between your clit and the top of your vaginal opening. If that distance is exactly 1 inch, congratulations! You’re most likely one of a select few who can use this toy effectively. I’d shake your hand, but I know where it’s been.
La Metropole is a discreet little vibrator that you can tuck into your purse or bag with ease. It’s only powered by 1 AA battery, however, so it doesn’t pack much of a punch on any of its five settings and is best if you enjoy low to somewhat moderate vibrations. It can also be difficult to put back together when changing the battery. While it can be used for g-spot stimulation, it’s tricky to hold on to and may not reach your g-spot depending on your anatomy.
The La Extase Metropole is a fairly unique toy with a vibration type all its own. Unfortunately, for a toy that looks like it's shaped to reach a g-spot, it's simply too small to be effective for me. It is however very quiet, very pretty, and a little something different for those that already have a wide collection.
Five stars for style, but unfortunately this little vibe is far too buzzy for my liking. I found the vibrations numbing, and it was very difficult to get off with this toy alone. If you aren't a fan of buzzy, high-pitched vibrations, I can't recommend this toy.
Gorgeous, lovely case, shape provides variety for clitoral stimulation, powered by one AA battery.
All in all, this toy is great and is my new favorite go to clitoral stimulator! It works for everything that I need. It's quiet, strong enough to get me to orgasm, and is non-porous which makes it a breeze to clean.
The presentation of the La Métropole is very nice compared to other toys I own. It has decent vibrations with various settings and is sure to bring ecstasy to you in times of need. It is somewhat loud, possibly more so than most of my vibrators, but is compact, handy and fits in the palm of your hand. I was excited to receive this in the mail and even more excited to have it as part of my collection. It will continue to be my massager of choice for a while.
Safe Materials, Splash-Proof, Good Vibrations, Charge indicator, Great on Batteries
The Legamento may not bring me to a fast orgasm, but it still gets the job done and requires me to include other areas of my body for arousal (which I am not complaining about!). The toy is very well made and is easy to maneuver. It is gorgeous and so is the packaging. It would make a lovely gift for yourself or a friend.
The California Exotics Silicone Mini-Oscillator is a challenge to love, but nonetheless is can provide a nice payoff for women who like the exact sort of stimulation it proves, and have the patience to coax its best abilities into play.
Cheerful color, small size, interchangeable heads.
Loud. Requires ridiculous amounts of lube. Steep learning curve for moderate payoff.
The Silicone Mini Oscillator just didn't do it for me in any way, shape or form. It oscillates like an oscillating fan, with none of the gentle depth of the Eroscillator. It doesn't hold up to pressure. The attachments are painfully textured. And it's loud enough to have your neighbors wondering if you're running a machine shop out of your living room.