Lanny G-spot - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Vyntage Viola

This is my first ever g-spot toy, and what a disappointment is was right from the start. I was so excited about getting a g-spot toy. My husband was the one to open the box when it came, and handed me the toy without having to open the package it was supposed to be contained in. First thing I noticed was the color. It looks like it should glow in the dark, it's that weird pale yellow mixed with green mixed with cream color. Not too pretty, but I didn't pick it for its looks. My nose was the next thing to be assaulted. This toy smells horrible. I know almost all of my toys have had some odor, but this was the worst I've yet encountered. Washing lessened it slightly, but even with use, the smell is still very strong. It was at least somewhat pleasing to the touch. It was very smooth, but not as hard as I was expecting it to be. It's made out of rubber, which is one of those porous materials that doesn't clean well and should be used with a condom every time.

I tried to insert the batteries, but the first ones I tried wouldn't fit. They're the rechargeable ones I always use in my toys, and I've never encountered a problem with them before. So I found some random other batteries, and got them to fit. The dial is part of the base, and it turns easily, which can pose a problem when using it. I turned it down or completely off countless times, even when I tried to be careful. I also discovered that at times, the batteries terminals don't touch the proper spots, and a connection isn't made, so the toy doesn't turn on unless you stand it up on it's base. The toy works at it's fullest strength only when it's sitting straight up, but even then it's weak and doesn't provide very good stimulation. Turn it sideways to use it lying down, and the vibrations lessen. Turn it upside down, and it turns off completely.

The toy is bigger then I expected, but it's not too big to use. Just takes a little lube. I let my husband have control over the toy, knowing it would be easier that way. He managed to hit a pleasurable spot maybe 4 times in the 30 minutes we used it that first time, and even then, the pleasure lasted a second or two, nothing spectacular. The vibrations were too pitiful to even bring me to orgasm when used on my clit. The vibrations are mainly in the shaft of the toy and barely make it to the tip. It's also surprisingly noisy when you consider how little vibrations there are in it. I've tried the toy a few more times, both solo and with him, and it's never redeemed itself in the least.

This is my least favorite toy I own, and will never be used again.