Neon luv touch lipstick vibe - discreet massager by Pipedream - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Discreet In Only One Way

This discreetly designed vibrator can be hidden in plain site but it makes a lot of noise due to its super powerful vibrations. The vibrations are buzzy, but they are not shallow. It's too much for me to handle directly! This toy is easy to use, comes with batteries, and easy to hide. It also comes in fun colors!
STRONG, Comes with batteries, Small, Discreet look, $, Fun colors
Too strong for me, Takes 4 watch batteries, Loud
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I really love compact and discreet vibrators. I love to take my love of sex toys pretty much any where I go. The Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe has a lot of fun colors to choose from and is the right price for even those on a tight budget. It packs a surprising amount of power even on the first of its two vibration settings, but the noise level is far from discreet. I can't recommend this toy for someone who needs to use it in tight quarters. However, it is an awesome toy for those who like a lot of pin point power. This toy is actually too powerful for me the majority of the time. It also claims to be waterproof but I've proved that claim to be false too. Even though it's not the best for me, I think it'll work great for some. It comes with batteries too, that's a bonus.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere but water
    • Not roommate friendly
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The majority of this vibrator is made of a hard plastic. It comes in a variety of bright colors: green, yellow, blue, purple, pink, and orange. I chose the purple, but it really looks more like a shade of magenta or deep pink. The plastic has a matte velvety feel to it. According to the product page the lipstick portion of the vibrator is made of a material new to me called Soft Touch (mixture of PVC and silicone). It has a safety rating of 1 so it's not a good toy to share since it cannot be sterilized. It feels like rubber is a little sticky and has a lot of drag. There is a little give to the material, but not much. There is also a little bit of a foul smell at first, but it goes away really quickly, even before washing.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This vibrator has a fun design! Carry around ay makeup? You can place this in your purse or your makeup bag and have it go unnoticed because ti is designed to look like a lipstick tube. I personally think they could have done better, but it is still very discreet. It has a cap that comes off like a lipstick.

When the cap is off, it is 3 1/2" long (it's only 1/8" longer with the cap on). The rounded tip is only 3/4" long. With the cap off, the vibrator sort of resembles sniper rifle ammo. The vibe is 3/4" wide at the thickest point, 2 3/8" in circumference. The bottom of the vibrator screws off and comes with a small piece of white paper in it. This is because it comes with the batteries loaded. It takes watch batteries, unfortunately. Four of them! There is an o-ring but the cap doesn't screw on completely so it makes me question the waterproof capabilities. I'm not about to test it because of that. I would definitely not submerge this, that's for sure.

The toy's design is best for external stimulation of pinpoint areas like the clitoris and nipples. You could shallowly insert this, but it'd be pretty pointless. This toy is not safe for anal due to having no base at all.

The toy is discreet because of its size and tube like look, but I don't think it will fool many into thinking it is an actual tube of lipstick once it is opened or touched. It's excellent for travel and can fit in a pocket. It's also like the easiest thing to hide.

    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is easy to use but probably needs to hands to turn the dial on the bottom. Turning it on already starts the vibrator at a very high level of vibration. It makes my fingers go a little numb in less than 10 seconds! This is definitely not a vibrator for sensitive clits. The first level is already too strong for me to use on my clit directly. Turning the dial more gradually increases the vibes, but at the end it jumps to a very intense level of vibration. The vibrator is really loud. It can be heard through a door easily, but it sounds like a shaver or electric toothbrush just on a higher frequency. The vibrations can be felt all over and will make the fingers go numb in a short amount of time.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to care for. In most cases, you will just need to clean the tip which can be done with a warm wash cloth, toy cleaner, or a wipe. It can be used with water based lubricant, but not silicone. It might gum up the tip. Let it dry before storing or capping. Easiest toy ever! You can store it in a purse or pretty much wherever.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging could not be any better. It is only large enough to fit the toy. It's a clear plastic box that the toy slides into and is help secure in place by other plastic pieces. It shows the Pipe Dream logo and some information about the toy. There is also a suggestion that you collect them all, but I think I'll still to this shade only, thanks!
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This vibrator is much stronger than my other lipstick vibe the one from Shaki. It also looks like it is identical to this vibe also from Pipe Dream, but this one is a much better price.
Follow-up commentary
This toy just doesn't do it for me. I like my other lipstick vibrator a lot better and got rid of this one quickly. it's still a cute gift for a bachelorette party goer, though.
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  • Curiouscat
    Nice review, interesting to hear it is so strong. I didn't think it would be.
  • TheSinDoll
    Great Review. I'm kinda shocked to hear it's that strong too!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    This is really cute. Great review thanks for sharing!
  • namelesschaos
    These are really cute, great review.
  • Annemarie
    I do have to ask, how long do the batteries last? I like the yellow one... there needs to be more yellow toys.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I was shocked too!

    AnneMarie- I cannot comment on that just yet. I can say that I've used it for upwards of 30 minutes with no decrease in power, but I haven't used it enough to have to change batteries.
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Shame you're not a fan. It's interesting that it's so strong though. I may have to try it out.
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • ohhhlala!
    I always find your reviews outstandingly helpful! Thanks so much!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Aww thanks a bunch!
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  • babymario
    great review
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