Epic Fail

If you have a gentle hand and a love of reasonable powerful and well-priced toys it's TOTALLY worth the money.
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Pros:
Shape, power and size.
Cons:
Difficulty cleaning and removing batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
4
somewhat useful review
The Good: The vibrations are awesome. It has a thumping movement that is AMAZING. There's also a cup made especially for your clit, nipples, or other fun areas. The little nub is perfect for direct stimulation. I loved using it and it was quiet as long as I remembered to throw a sheet or a towel over it after that it was usually completely silent. It's also really easy to conceal without losing the power that tends to come along with being smaller. My favorite use of the cup was actually rubbing up and down over my lips and against my opening while the vibrator was still on low.

The Bad: It's difficult to clean because of the unusual shape and it's hard to get the batteries out. In fact, the first time that I used it I was in a panic about never being able to remove the batteries. After a few furious shakes they finally came shooting out of the bottom like little rockets. Then they flew at the wall (which is very thin) and pissed my neighbors off. They started banging on their side of the wall.

The Ugly: If you plan on buying this toy be prepared to be thorough. The cup (although fun) makes creases that have to be cleaned. Also try not to play too rough. Maybe I was just a little too hard on it, but after two months the dial control popped right off in the middle of play. Despite desperately trying to reattach it and several false starts I was forced to resort to an old friend and on April 3rd my heart was officially broken.

For virgins and newbies the nub is a little uncomfortable for insertion.

Overall: This actually the best toy that I've had so far but next time it would be nicer to have something that can stand up to my "enthusiasm".
Experience
For those lucky enough to find their G-Spots try using the nub as a Gspot stimulator.
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My Clitoral hummer waterproof tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy women
    • College students
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Teasing a partner
    • Young couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bathtub
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Good first review! To make it even more useful I suggest using the extended format to hit all the useful info. Welcome to eden!
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    I'm a little confused as to why you call it "epic fail" but still give it four stars. Like the "good, bad, and ugly" format, although I'd recommend more product specs with your review as well.
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Good first review, keep trying and you'll get the hang of it in no time.
    I'm fairly new to reviews also.
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    Welcome to Eden! Nice first review. I agree with the suggestions made above. Cute format!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Welcome! Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Welcome to the community!
  • Heartthrob
    Heartthrob  
    How, your neighbors could hear batteries hitting the wall? Shame on them for banging! Good review.
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