Erect nipple gel by Cal Exotics - review by Gardenvy

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Erect Nipple Gel... a total bummer!

Unfortunately this product is not worth a dime you spend on it. Erect Nipple Gel is a serious joke and I'm the one laughing, because I believed it would work. After using almost the entire teeny tiny little .5 ounce container I was left with the feeling that the joke's on me... literally.
Published:
Pros:
Tingles (a little), tastes good.
Cons:
Does not work, small package, did I add.. DOES NOT WORK?!
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Erect nipple gel by California Exotics is a minty flavored clear gel, that is meant to tingle and tease your nipples, causing them to shrink down to little erect perky tips. This product was made in the USA, which I thought was nice being as I'm an American. That's where my happiness with this product ends.

Unfortunately for me, this product did not change the hardness, or the shape and look of my nipples whatsoever. I did feel a slight tingle, which lasted five minutes tops. I have extremely sensitive nipples and I tried using this product both with my partner and alone. My partner did not notice any difference in the feel or appearance of my nipples. Nor did I. He did say that Erect Nipple Gel is one of the better tasting mint products on the market so when he licked and sucked on my nipples he was pleased at the taste. That alone will not have me seething at the bit to order more.

Erect Nipple Gel comes in a plastic package, where only a very measly .5 of an ounce of gel comes in a small clear tube about 3 inches long and no more than 1 inch wide. Although this package is small, the packaging is NOT discreet (as it has a lovely naked womans torso printed on the paper graphics). The size of the package enables it to fit in many boxes and gift bags, and would be very easily and inexpensively shipped. (Now I'm thinking that another positive thing about the product's size is that I don't have to try and use up another 1 or 2 ounces!)

Erect Nipple Gel contains Water, SD Alcohol-39C, Glycerin, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Menthol, Peppermint, and Aspartame. Some people have very severe allergies to these products, so please be aware before you purchase.
Experience
I've tried to use this product many times, almost until the tube has emptied, and I have yet to experience those delicious looking erect nipples that just plain old ICE gives me. Erect nipple gel gives them a little tingle, but in trying to keep my nipples stimulated by using this product I find myself re-applying much (MUCH) too often for satisfaction.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately, this is just one of those products, that I have to chalk up as a loss. It in no way made my nipples hard or erect.

This product did give a tingle sensation, but lasted so short that I was reapplying much too often to be useful or even sexy. It was actually a mood decrease for me because I was bummed that it wasn't working. I purchased this thinking It would be exciting to try, because I have very sensitive nipples, but this product didn't work, and was in fact, not even "strong" on the tingle factor.

I wish I had better things to say about this product and I hope that the makers take a look at the recipe of this, and maybe put a little more time into it.
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My Erect nipple gel tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
    • On the road/travel friendly
    • Play party/event
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Comments
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Miss Cinnamon  
    What was the consistency of the gel? Did you taste it yourself, and if you did, was it pleasant? Nice review!
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Cynthia, The consistency was very close to hair gel. l did taste it and I think it has a nice mint taste and is not too over powering. Thank you Smile
  • Openfire
    Openfire  
    Ice from the ice maker at home: aprox 5 cents.
    Erect Nipple Gel: $7.99
    Having erect nipples: priceless.

    haha Big smile
    Great review!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Nice review!
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Openfire, Never better said! LOL Thanks! Big smile

    Newme Thanks again for the compliments!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Nice review!
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Thanks Sammi!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Would be nice to find a gel that makes nipples go from uninterested to attention though wouldn't it? Oh well gues it's back to the old drawingboard!
  • Crystal1
    Crystal1  
    Sad it doesn't work, thanks for the review!
  • Rightya
    Rightya  
    Too bad! Thanks for the review, though!
  • sarki
    sarki  
    That is very disappointing cause it sounded alright when I came across it
    Thank you for the review
  • Jo lala
    Jo lala  
    Great@
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