Joystick midi Findus - g-spot vibrator by JoyDivision - review by GonetoLovehoney

It's a vibrator that's best suited to the sensitive types, or those who prefer soft, diffused vibrations. You could use it for teasing the nipples, anus, and any other part of the body that you feel like adding light vibrations to.

I think it's best used for a gag gift, or for someone who's completely new to all things sexual.

The bright pink reminds me of pre-teen clothes, obnoxious, and only a girly-girl would like it. For $40, I'd expect they have other colors on here than the day-glow pink.

It's a plush sort of silicone that does require lube for use (although, not nearly as much as my Big Boss does.) It doesn't collect nearly as much lint as most items made of this material.
There was no smell or taste right out of the box, but I always wash the toy just in case there's residual material on it from manufacturing.
If the tip was a bit bigger or the entire thing was more rigid, I'd like the texture more. It just bends backwards when I try to apply ANY pressure to it.

The sleeve design was a nice idea, but it falls quite flat with me. It's far too thin and flexible. The standard dial-twist vibrator is nowhere near powerful enough to get me close to orgasm. It's kinda fun when I inserted the very thin portion anally (DO NOT PLACE IT COMPLETELY IN YOUR ASS, there isn't a base to keep it from being sucked in!) but otherwise, it did nothing for me.
It does come with its own storage bag, though, so you can hide it anywhere you want.

The measurements are as follows:
length(total): 7.5 inches
(insertable): 6.5 inches
circumference (smallest): 2 inches
(largest): 4.5 inches

The vibrations are deep-ish, but too soft and diffused to do anything for me. I expected more from a vibe that takes 2 AAA batteries. I have other vibrators that take a couple of AAA's and are much more fun to use, so I think it's the weak motor's fault. It's whisper-quiet on the highest setting (about a high 2 Vrooms and still only 1 Bee) achieved by twisting the grey dial base. It's waterproof thanks to the o-ring in the battery compartment, and is actually made of silicone.

Flame tested for a few seconds and wiped away the soot:

It's simple enough to care for; clean it with your favorite antibacterial soap, or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution if sharing, or using it to stimulate the outside of the anus. Place it in its handy gray storage bag and hide it anywhere (or leave it out in plain sight, if you give zero fucks about people seeing it, like myself.)

There's a TON of stuff with the package: two booklets on the other products the Joydivision line has, a packet of water-based lube, a gray drawstring storage bag, a foam disc to take up space and prevent the toy from jostling around in its package, and VERY informative outer box with any information you might want, in English and German.





So shiny that it's blurry.

I hated this toy, it looked so promising and fun online and in the package, but when I placed 2 fresh AAA batteries in the compartment and turned it on...sadness. It was so weak that I was unsure if it'd rile me up at ALL, and for the most part, it didn't. Using it a bit anally was the only fun I had with it. It was still only a warm-up for my ass.